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Aw come on, no SNK vs. Capcom for the Neo-Geo pocket color? That was awesome! Though that and Metal Slug were pretty much the only games worth playing on it...

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4 months 22 days ago on Ugly polygon "babes" of yesteryear

Actually surprised Fear Effect didn't make this list, since that's another PS1 game that got most of it's publicity from it's 'sexy' female lead. And the implied lesbianism from the sequel.

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4 months 29 days ago on If video game characters were Pokemon

I'd definitely have to catch a Isaac Washington, then catch an Agent G and dominate all 2 vs 2 matches!

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4 months 29 days ago on Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS): Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled

Hm, I was curious about this one, might have to pick it up. It's sorta interesting how none of the screenshots seem to have the supposed main character in the party, odd.

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4 months 29 days ago on Ghostbusters The Video Game (DS): Ghostbusters The Video Game

Well thanks hiyohi, pointless AND informative.

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7 months 4 days ago on The Top 7 Edible Enemies in Video Games

Hmm, on #4 instead of an onion ring he could have turned himself into a calamari ring instead, they look pretty much the same. Clearly I have thought about this too much already though...

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7 months 25 days ago on 8 of the lamest game endings ever

How about Fable 2? "Let's see, the player just had a cool fight against a giant shard thing to set up the ending, what next?" "Ooh, I know! Let's kill off the dog, have a pointless little dream sequence, then have them press one button to beat Lucien in a way we're totally not going to explain, and then give them a choice that doesn't really affect anything!" "Brilliant!"

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8 months 29 days ago on Legacy of Ys: Books I & II (DS): Legacy of Ys: Books I & II

@ian edgar

Using the stylus controls you tap the enemy, and then you plow into them to attack. Using normal controls you press the attack button to swing, but your attack extends maybe half your characters width away from you, meaning you pretty much have to plow into things to hit them anyways. Though on the bright side, once you do connect with a swing you'll automatically attack again to try to connect an additional 2 hits afterwards, so that helps alot.

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9 months 27 days ago on The Maw (Xbox 360): The Maw

Fun game, but after upgrading from the demo I was surprised to be done with the game with all but one achievement about 2 and a half hours later, if that.

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9 months 29 days ago on The 16 best bonus levels of all time

What, no Skullmonkeys? The Little Bonus Room song is awesome! And lets not forget the super-secret Disco bonus round.

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10 months 19 days ago on Watchmen: The End is Nigh - Xbox Live Arcade (Xbox 360): Watchmen: The End is Nigh

This actually looks like it could be fun, but I imagine that making it a Watchmen game instead of an original IP will probably turn away alot of people that might otherwise enjoy it. Though it also remains to be seen if it will actually be any good, with it's rather short development time, plus the movie tie-in factor...

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10 months 19 days ago on WTF Flash Games

What? No Puzzle Farter?
http://puzzlefarter.com/
The sound effects make it more fun than it probably should be.

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11 months 8 days ago on WWE Legends of WrestleMania (Xbox 360): 3 reasons WWE Legends of WrestleMania bodyslams your expectations

If Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the Bushwackers were in this, i'd probably buy it! I'd probably settle for the Ultimate Warrior and the Warlord though.

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11 months 27 days ago on Retro Game Challenge (DS): Retro Game Challenge takes us back

Neat! If not for GamesRadar this game probably would have slipped right under my...uh...radar...yeah.

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1 year 11 days ago on Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War 2 (PC): Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II

From the sounds of it so far only the Space Marines will have a single player campaign, much like the original DoW. And much like that game, I imagine other factions will get some sort of campaign in expansions. Still, looks pretty cool so far.

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1 year 11 days ago on Star Wars: The Old Republic (PC): Star Wars: The Old Republic

Sounds pretty good thus far, but at this stage of development they're still free to promise the moon and stars above when it comes to actual gameplay and content. It all sounds good in an article, but it's anyone's guess as to how it'll actually work until it's been on the shelf for 3 months and has been patched into playability. Having said that, i'm cautiously optimistic, and if I can get a HK-50 (or whatever) droid companion it will definitely have my attention. If it were anyone but Bioware though, i'd probably barely care.

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1 year 1 month ago on The Top 7... Little heroes in big worlds

Ah Mr. Mosquito, what a bizarre game that was. Oddly fun though.

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1 year 1 month ago on 10 reasons why it's hard work being a gamer

I just have to say the title of #4 combined with the picture made me laugh so hard I hurt myself. Though that may be the sleep deprivation talking.

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1 year 1 month ago on Faces of Good and Evil in Fable II

So...going by the before and after pics for the female hero, evil makes you butch. Good to know I suppose.

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1 year 1 month ago on RPG Emo-Off

Maybe that's why these games always feel unfinished somehow, they're so emo they cut themselves *ducks*