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3 months, 1 week ago GR’s weekend giveaway: Skyrim Collector’s Edition
Can't wait for this game to come out. I kinda hope the robust armor equiping from morrowind will return, but i'm just nitpicking. Love me some elder scrolls.
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8 months, 3 weeks ago The Top 7... Games we want announced at E3 2011
Is this all anybody really wants? Sequels and remakes? Is there anything new to give two shits about for the upcoming E3? I feel like games are really starting to stagnate a bit. Of course the two games I'm looking forward to the most are sequels (Skyrm and Dues Ex) I can't really say I'm any better.
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1 year, 4 months ago The Top 7... secret rooms in video games
I'm surprised that you guys ranked LTTP so high on how secret that room is. I found the thing completely by accident. All you do is hear that door open chime when you walk into the first room then hear it close after a couple of seconds. Who the hell would ignore that in a zelda game?
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1 year, 5 months ago Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions super review
@batman5273: I love how when someone reads a review they don't agree with that person automatically goes for the "biased" argument. You're a whiny little bitch and need to relinquish your batman tag, because you have no right having the awesomeness of batman anywhere near your profile.
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3 years, 2 months ago Comic/fighting-game mashups that need to happen
Uhh, I mean die OF lost nutrition, well killed that joke.
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3 years, 2 months ago Comic/fighting-game mashups that need to happen
Man, I've never liked any of oni press' work. When I was reading Scott Pilgrim I felt like it was made for kids who watch that shitty teenage nickoldean channel. Why hasn't Hellboy been in any fighting games? It's a demon with a huge fucking stone for a hand!! C'mon game creators, get your shit together! And if anybody made any kind of game with Calvin and Hobbes I would die lost nutrition, because my pants would explode with shit.
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3 years, 3 months ago Spider-Man: Web of Shadows
Nightcrawler makes a cameo? FUCKING AWESOME
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3 years, 3 months ago Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
Just got it and it is excellent, makes me want to dust off my old Castlevania II game for the nes
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3 years, 3 months ago Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection (Xbox 360)
OH, COME ON!!!! I already bought the sega genesis collection and the stupid sonic collection before that, NOW you fuckers decide to put in the streets of rage games... Fuck you Sega, fuck you up your money grubbing, lame-ass game making, Still no Panzer Dragoon Saga Sequel asses. I hope EA buys you out.
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3 years, 3 months ago The Bluffer’s Guide to Japanese Gaming
Holy crap, this list only makes me happy that I don't know any of those type of Japanese gamer assholes. Excuse me while I play more fantastic American games like fallout.
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About Me
I'm a cartoonist, so I enjoy many comics and cartoons from my youth. I love games like Fallout, Final Fantasy, Mario, Phantasy Star, Zelda, Bully and other general shit like that. I like to drink, smoke and basically destroy my body from the inside. Baseball and football kick ass, but I fucking hate basketball (probably because I suck at it.) I love women, but I love video games too. The problem is that they're both exspensive (at least with a video game I can turn the damn thing off when I want too.)