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September 07, 2009
7:40 PM
UberPorpoise commented on:
The 13 most hateful video game mascot characters of the '90s
Why does Bubsy always looked pissed off?
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September 04, 2009
12:55 AM
UberPorpoise commented on:
The best randomly generated game names
Wow, the best four that I have gotten are:

Drug-Induced Cookie in Africa
Hindu Porn Journey
A Boy and His Prison Man
and Crazy STD Fight.

I lol'd so hard.
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August 13, 2009
8:10 PM
UberPorpoise commented on:
8-bit levels in LittleBigPlanet
Watching Big Eye collapse made me laugh-hard.
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August 10, 2009
4:55 PM
UberPorpoise commented on:
The worst things a gamer can say to their girlfriend
My friend's girlfriend games. A lot. She understands when he doesn't want to go over for dinner with her parents so he can game.

My last girlfriend likes to play Guitar Hero and Rock Band. One of my female friends likes both of those and DDR. And another female friend likes CoD 4 and Rock Band (Since the notes are prettier than Guitar Hero's).
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August 03, 2009
4:16 PM
UberPorpoise commented on:
What the hell happened to 2009?
I'm not too disappointed by the delays. There are seven titles I am waiting for that release before the end of the year. If there were more, I would have an even harder problem choosing which ones to buy.
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July 23, 2009
5:21 PM
UberPorpoise commented on:
Nintendo: Banned in the USA
I have Ballz.....
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July 16, 2009
5:58 PM
UberPorpoise commented on:
The best FREE iPhone games
@ Hurricrane

Knights Onrush is obviously not inspired by Castle Crashers. Knights Onrush is a castle defense game and Castle Crashers is more of a hack-and-slash RPG.
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5:46 PM
UberPorpoise commented on:
Halo 3: ODST (Xbox 360): Halo 3: ODST
@Everyone who can't get this right for some reason.

I forgot something. On one disk you get with ODST, it will contain everything new to ODST. Which is the campaign and the Horde-type mode.

On the second disk, there will be everything pertaining to Halo 3. Which is all of the older maps, all of the DLC, and the three new maps which are part of the Mythic expansion. The only reason there is a disk containing all of the maps is so you can pop it in the tray and play Halo 3 multiplayer. You can't fully enjoy it without all of the maps so they did you a favor. And, like my Halo 3 disk, yours might need a break from constantly spinning in your disk tray. My Halo 3 will be able to watch some other disk do it's work while it rest on the trophy shelf above my TV.
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5:39 PM
UberPorpoise commented on:
Halo 3: ODST (Xbox 360): Halo 3: ODST
@jar-head

Well, since ODST is coming out before Reach and since Reach is probably still going through production or debugging, I would say that ODST is, in fact, their first attempt at a sandbox game.

Not @jar-head

I don't see why some people are making a big deal over the loss of Master Chief's attributes. You play as an ODST, which is not a Spartan. You shouldn't possess shields, the ability to jump high, or the ability to dual wield-accurately at least. You play as someone else so you can learn more about the story through the eyes of another person involved.

I think that there will be some form of regeneration. But I think you will lose health and slowly regain it later. It will be like in Mass Effect when you have Medical Interfaces equipped to your armor.

Playing as an ODST might give you the feeling of hopelessness since you know you are a regular human with combat training. And after you defeat all of the Covenant forces, you might have a better feeling about doing so.

I think ODST will go great. Combat Evolved, Halo 2, and Halo 3 have all been dissed. ODST isn't going to be perfect just like all the others weren't. The only reason that everyone thinks that ODST should be the best game ever or it will fail is because Bungie is taking a risk and people don't like the change.

That is my opinion at least.
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5:17 PM
UberPorpoise commented on:
The Pikmin Suicides
The one where it replaces the golf ball was hilarious.
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July 03, 2009
7:12 PM
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UberPorpoise Look Vegeta, it's a Pokemon. I'm gonna' catch it.
7:09 PM
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Fan Art versus Official Art
I don't like the unofficial art of Faith more because of her glaringly obvious boob job, it is because the other one looks Asian. And if we all look deep within ourselves, we will see that none of us find Asians hot. Or do we? I might have to rethink that.
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2 months 25 days ago on The 13 most hateful video game mascot characters of the '90s
Why does Bubsy always looked pissed off?
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2 months 29 days ago on The best randomly generated game names
Wow, the best four that I have gotten are:

Drug-Induced Cookie in Africa
Hindu Porn Journey
A Boy and His Prison Man
and Crazy STD Fight.

I lol'd so hard.
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3 months 19 days ago on 8-bit levels in LittleBigPlanet
Watching Big Eye collapse made me laugh-hard.
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3 months 22 days ago on The worst things a gamer can say to their girlfriend
My friend's girlfriend games. A lot. She understands when he doesn't want to go over for dinner with her parents so he can game.

My last girlfriend likes to play Guitar Hero and Rock Band. One of my female friends likes both of those and DDR. And another female friend likes CoD 4 and Rock Band (Since the notes are prettier than Guitar Hero's).
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3 months 29 days ago on What the hell happened to 2009?
I'm not too disappointed by the delays. There are seven titles I am waiting for that release before the end of the year. If there were more, I would have an even harder problem choosing which ones to buy.
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