America_FTW, 1. Britain was in both wars before you on YOUR GODDAMN SIDE 2. The USSR collapsed from the inside, America were too scared to do anything 3. Since when did we "get owned" in both world wars? We fucking, you only joined once you were bothered enough to get off your fat arses. 4. You conquered nothing, you liberated them from the Japanese.
I still cant afford any of these. sad face.