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June 19, 2009

4:51 PM

Themis commented on: 95 game names turned into porno titles
	Luigi's Manjunk?
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4:44 PM

Themis commented on: 95 game names turned into porno titles
	Some great ones there! Some not so good ones here... Fist Area 69 Bed Action: Guerilla God of Whore Midnight Club 3: BUM Edition International Superstar Sucker Cock Revolution Guzzle Quest Confidential Missionary
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June 15, 2009

1:01 PM

Themis commented on: Before and after: the games that changed during development
	PW and video issues for me too.
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April 08, 2009

10:02 AM

Themis commented on: WARNING: Far Cry 2 is still a broken game
	I was "lucky" enough to only encounter annoying glitches as opposed to game-breaking ones. I have it on PS3 and occasionally it wouldn't let me start a mission but there was always a way around it. Online, however, it repeatedly failed to track my stats as well as losing any upgrades I'd earned. Also, any other PS3 users get spammed my some tw@ts with game invites for this game?
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March 28, 2009

11:22 AM

Themis commented on: 10 reasons to hate every console
	AAARGH! I own some of these machines and I am now filled with with UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE! GAMER SMASH!
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March 26, 2009

10:59 AM

Themis commented on: Beloved games we hate
	I think you guys should review every new release this way... although then you'd just be the new Edge, except without taking yourself anywhere near as seriously. Not that anyone could ever take themselves as seriously as Edge; nor would an Edge reviewer be allowed to mark down games such as Braid. takes Edge-bashing hat off GR used to annoy me - full of immature content and words like "goresplosion". Now I love it for these exact same reasons. Unpretentious, and never forgetting that games are supposed to be FUN to play and discuss. Unlike most other games sites I could mention.
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March 19, 2009

4:34 PM

Themis commented on: How much money do videogame movies actually make?
	For anyone who still hasn't seen the HOTD film.... you simply have to. It's SO BAD that at times you think that Boll has pulled off a hilarious parody of the genre. But he hasn't. It just really is that bad.
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March 17, 2009

10:02 AM

Themis commented on: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (DS): Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
	Great review, and thank you, Chris, for joining us on the comments and responding to some of these jibes. On no other such website do the staff so regularly join the conversation. Often certain websites, who shall remain unnamed here, never get involved, no matter how much furore their comments cause. Keep it up. Might even go buy a DS now.
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March 12, 2009

6:14 PM

Themis commented on: How not to be a total jerk online in SFIV
	I'm not great as SF, never have been, so vowed to practice when IV came out. Had a few fights online and have held my own a lot of the time, and got savaged other times. Imagine my surprise when I was thrashed by a veteran (who was guilty of nos. 6, 8 AND 10 at least) actually bothered to message me on PSN to tell me to "learn to fight". His PSN ID - xivk Add him to the top of the SFIV jerk-pile.
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February 27, 2009

4:06 AM

Themis commented on: PlayStation 3 (PS3): Official PlayStation Magazine gears up for 24-hour online marathon
	Maybe this'll encourage more people to play Wipeout HD online. There's so few players online at a time that it's quite hard to find a game. Give us some DLC too, that might help bring them back!
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February 11, 2009

10:33 PM

Themis commented on: FEAR 2: Project Origin (PS3): FEAR 2: Project Origin
	Bit harsh on Resistance 2 there... I thought the SP was great as well as the MP - tons of varied enemy types force you to mix up your tactics, as do the inspired set pieces and ace weapons. Fair point about the story though... played through it 3 times now and nothing ever seems to happen - the cut scenes just serve the purpose of transporting you from one location to the next, without ever really explaining anything. FEAR 2 sounds like it might just fill the gap between R2/GOW 2 and KZ2. The Eurogamer review of this puzzled me though... 5/10 but reads like at least a 7.
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January 06, 2009

10:40 PM

Themis commented on: Killzone 2: What the reviews will say
	Why not just review the damn game rather than trying to second guess other reviewers and start stirring things up?
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