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October 05, 2009
4:02 PM
The_Lurcher updated their profile.
August 18, 2009
9:35 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
If video games were... candy bars?
eeer Solid snacks? aah im rubbish at these
Street Fudgepacker 4? actualy thats an insult
Call of delectibles: modern waffles
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9:26 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The Top 7... games that need prequels
@Hexar

Having only just read your several thousand word dribble you call a camment and I am now asking myself, if you disagreed with everything this article has to offer then why must you write an essay on it? If you didn't think the Gamesradar team where right about what they believed where good ideas that is fine that's your opinion but please keep it to yourself or at least give an example of what you would like to see rather than complaining and nit-picking.

ReCaptcha: $196-million swanky
Well I spose it would be
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9:16 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The Top 7... games that need prequels
@nadrewod999 PLEASE for god sake ignore adadadads comments because if you give a flamer the satisfaction of a retaliation he will simply carry on, ignoring these fanboys is the only way to 'remove them' from a website which is intelligent and back onto a biased forum about how 'microsoft is fecking awesome I would totally 'go gay' with Bill Gates' (That was not an attack on xbox owners as I own one as well) were they belong.
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August 14, 2009
8:42 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
PES 2009: 23 weird and wonderful goals
Football

Nuff' said and no, I do mean football not football football... I'll shutup now
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August 10, 2009
1:23 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Video: A gentleman's guide to cricket
Wow you really do learn something everyday, wether it will make slightest bit of diference to your life or not is another matter.

And lets hope england wins the next test to make up for the 'muscle-f***ing' we got from those Australians in the 3rd one. Now time for a Cup of Tea. Tally ho (im not sure how you spell it)
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August 08, 2009
9:03 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
10 most frustrating things about gaming online
What annoys me is when people give you negative feed back on xbox live because you won't accept their freind request. Just because I dont want everyone I've ever talked to online to be my freind doesn't mean I'm being inapropriate or unsporting maybe you need more freinds but I have plenty, now leave me ALONE!
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July 22, 2009
10:54 AM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Thanks for the music?
@foodlist97 & Kubes. If rockband taught you how to play drums then please explain the term paradiddle then flam the four stroke ruff, then tell me the time signature for any song on Rockband and Guitar Hero then write out that piece of music on a piece of manuscript then convert that into a tableture piece.

Theres alot more to drums than hitting shit harder than everyone else.

It's the same with all instruments you maybe good at rockband but that doesn't mean your good at drums and vice versa. I cannot play Rockband or Guitar Hero drums for my life I Just can't get my head around only five drums and no High Hat peddle
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10:31 AM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Wii Sports Resort (Wii): Wii Sports Resort - hands-on
Hooray the Wii can now do what it should have been able to do in the first place... "now the wii remote can actualy follow your movements as you spank that virtual baby" Mr Antista will be thrilled
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July 21, 2009
5:46 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
24 hour gaming marathon
oh well will gamesradar have a specific timezone for those outside the U.S? or will i have to work out what time in the U.K myself?
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5:44 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
24 hour gaming marathon
@ KillDrone: I think it say's "Feel like giving up food, sleep and personnal hygeine for the chance to shoot Gamesradar's finest in the face? Bring it on. For full details on what we'll be playing and how to find us, head to www.gamesradar.com/24hour."

Hope that clears up any queries.
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4:24 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Dead Space Extraction (Wii): Dead Space Extraction – hands-on
@yourmom: learn to spell then you may have an opinion and my mum is fine thankyou.

ReCAPTCHA: well-to-do relic
erm is that a compliment?
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3:50 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
If game characters used Twitter
Damn Pacman realy got to me that poor, poor yellow blob...
I think Niko's was probably most accurate, as he is a complete nutcase who will go against his morals at the flash of a ten dollar note... well I guess money makes the world go round, thats why my world has grinded to a complete stop 'sad face' *sigh* No ODST for me im afraid.

@afroninjakatana: Although your comment is valid, please note that being first is not clever and as you are not first it's makes you look even dumber. Just because DarkMatter032 had the courtesy not to shout first does not give you the right to do so. please somebody direct him to the article about being first so he can learn his lesson and hang his head in shame.
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July 15, 2009
8:57 AM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Golden Sun: an introduction
@ Turkeykilla7: Thankyou I am Enlightened.

ReCAPTCHA: Party Bedtimes (New game for the wii)
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8:52 AM
The_Lurcher commented on:
New York City: As seen in videogames!
@lava_lamp: yeah i probably should have thought of that, although when I typed in that comment it was about 23:30 so I was tired anyway and probably couldn't comprihend the fact that liberty city is just NYC with 10% more crime.
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July 14, 2009
8:52 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
New York City: As seen in videogames!
I thought GTA IV was based in LIBERTY CITY ahh I'm just knit picking but I'm sure someone else would have pointed that out so I thought I'd be the first to say it (that doesn't mean im like all those D**k* that scream first when their first to comment on a article does it?) But otherwise that's alot of New York's.

@DarkMatter032 I think it's because New York has been built UP so much that it's a great excuse to have large explosions and for things to fall over.

ReCAPTCHA: Your Prey
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8:37 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Golden Sun: an introduction
Finally I've been wondering why there was so much fuss over this game. I know it's blasphemy to say this, but i have never heard of this game, does anyone know if it was big in the UK? I know of certain games that are more popular in some countries more than others maybe thats why.
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8:22 PM
The_Lurcher Tired and Over Exagerated
7:22 PM
The_Lurcher Tired and Over Exagerated
7:20 PM
Halo Wars (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for The_Lurcher.
7:18 PM
7:16 PM
Street Fighter IV (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for The_Lurcher.
2:18 AM
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July 13, 2009
11:17 AM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The Top 7... badass old folks
Those are some kickass old people you've got there Gamesradar. I must say i didn't see Grandma Hardcore coming, but who can resist a Grandma who will openly shout "FUCKING DIE!" at a video game. She truly is someone we should all admire and want to aspire to be like.

ReCATCHA: exulted hats
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July 08, 2009
8:12 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
What if GamesRadar designed Downloadable Content?
sorry for the double post but when I said gloves for the big daddy i meant clubs... However if you made the Big daddy a very upper class english stereotype you could make a 'Big daddy duel' which would start with a big daddy slapping another with a glove... Or maybe not.
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8:08 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
What if GamesRadar designed Downloadable Content?
And que baby sound effect. Big daddy sumo for the absolute win although you would have to give them hands and not powerdrills or gloves otherwise they would never be able to scatter salt as is the sumo 'tradition.' however i cant see the GTA thing working unless you get to kill the grieving mother/sibling/freind that you've just explained death to so to seal that spectacualy ironic DLC idea.
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July 06, 2009
2:04 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
What to say to the guy who comments "First!!!!"
wow alot of people have tried to be ironic about shouting first on an article about how shouting first is a BAD IDEA and have Failed miserably...

oh and ZOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE PAUL RYAN SAID MY USERNAME but i can't tell if he's insulting me for ranting (i do that extremely well! (well im english what did you expect)) or congratulating me for telling all those people that first is for people who can only count to 1.

ReCAPTCHA: today infested
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June 12, 2009
8:29 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The unspoken truths of E3 2009
Ok I understand that that your annoyed how microsoft, sony and nintendo neglected their Third party freinds this year. However with thing's like Nintendo's conference if they had shown their 3rf party games it would end up being ten minuites of people exclaiming "PARTY" and "IMAGINE" and possibly a few pictures of Ferne Cotton
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1:34 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
E3 09: God of War III vs Bayonetta vs Dante's Inferno vs Darksiders
Last (F*** you first nobody likes you) yeah realy looking forward to God Of War 3, never heard of darksiders till now looks interesting naturally a huge Meh goes to Dante's Inferno and Bayonnetta looks like a game to stare at tits... however i cant find a flaw in that statement
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12:48 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The secretly sinister storylines of your favourite games
Last (F*** you first nobody likes you
This article is a definant lol fest I'd never thought of pokemon like that before the RSPCA would be horrified.
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June 08, 2009
8:35 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (PC): Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
xcroptic did you really come on here to shout FIRST!? oh dear, oh dear oh dear, granted i only came on here to laugh at this stereotypical movie tie-in game but common thats just sad.
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8:33 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
E3 09: Microsoft Press Conference
Bored of that old women staring at your morning boner? Not anymore with Boner Control!
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8:33 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
E3 09: Microsoft Press Conference
interesting idea, boner control... could be useful
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8:33 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Mass Effect 2 (Xbox 360): E3 09: Dying in Mass Effect 2 isn’t game over, its trilogy over
So i think we've established nobody likes or liked Ashley? she's completely expendable.
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8:31 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
E3 09: Microsoft Press Conference
Bored of that old women staring at your morning boner? Not anymore with Boner Control!
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8:31 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
E3 09: Microsoft Press Conference
interesting idea, boner control... could be useful
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May 25, 2009
8:32 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The Top 7... games we want announced at E3 2009
I think 3D gaming would be an awesome idea for some games, but for games like say Mirrors Edge it would make everyone either throw up or shit their pants. I mean could you imagine falling off a tall building and watching the buildings pass buy you and then hitting the solid ground? It's un-nerving enough as it is. But I think with games like COD it could work as long as the 3D effects aren't overdone (Like a piece of a leaf clouding your vision.)
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April 15, 2009
9:40 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Rock Band Unplugged (PSP): Rock Band Unplugged hands-on
looks incredible. the drums on NIN - Perfect drug will be fucking awesome if they get it right. Actualy i think that these songs are better than most of the songs in rockband and guitar hero world tour but thats my opinion.
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8:56 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Agent Washington's greatest f***ing quotes
Holy shit mother fucker im totaly going to fucking watch that fucking bird film with my new fucking manucure.

loved it that was hilarious!
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8:48 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Five rules for introducing your girlfriend to gaming
im assuming your joking greed or do you enjoy people calling you a twat?

@FalconMbuster yeah this has brought back memories of arguments and tears (for the girl not me) then again i think her asking me to go shopping with her (for fucking clothes!) instead of talking to my freinds on xbox live was a step to far. For those to young never ever agree to go shopping for clothes its boring on your own let alone standing outside claires accesories for over an hour! (personal experience and scarring shown here)

ReCAPTCHA: Altoona Consolation = WTF?
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8:10 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
GR Asks: Why do some cartridge games still have loading screens?
wow, interesting. To be honest i never realy thought about it but knowledge is power and im sure i can wow someone with this info.
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March 31, 2009
8:55 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The Top 7... Annoying nags that need to STFU
@ FadedLineVigil

Once you write a comment that actualy makes sense i'll take notice of it, cause from what i see there you say that gamesradar rarely makes funny articles... strange do you think something is "rare" if it doesn't happen every day? because gamesradar is one of the few game sites which are EXTREMELY funny on a regular basis.
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8:47 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The Top 7... Annoying nags that need to STFU
HEY HEY LISTEN! theres no navi in this article 0_o oh well totally agree with otis god he was annoying "hey someones in trouble!" "thats great otis ill be right th- aaaaah god my face no aaaaah!" *zombie eats face* but loving the article sooo funny oh and LAST (its better than first) mwah ha ha ha haaaaaa.
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March 24, 2009
9:57 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The most insulting GTA IV video you've ever seen
aaah yes limping man hit by car... pure unbridled comedy at its finest and how did rockstar get everything so right i swear that is all you will hear if you go into a high school/ college. i live in the UK so we dont tend to get people shouting "Shitcock!" in the streets.
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March 17, 2009
8:57 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
The Top 7 games you either love or hate
sorry McSpermie but im no hypocrite if i hadnt read the article how did i comment on the christian website review thing or the fact that i find halo well sub-par
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8:47 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (DS): Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
(sorry i meant review not article) *facepalms self*
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8:46 PM
The_Lurcher commented on:
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (DS): Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
YAY go rockstar. see nintendo this is what we should be seeing on the fucking WII! now get off your asses cancel that super babysitter party waggle game shipment and encourage developers to make more hardcore games for the wii!

and yes it does deserve a ten considering what it has accomplished on a last gen handheld console well done mister Antista for another superb article.
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