My thoughts exactly.
I figured it was meant to be like Chrono Trigger, in that you would know by the very nature of the game's time-jumping plot that more than one ending was viewable.

Why do shadows in every game ever look like absolute bollocks no matter how gorgeous the rest of the game is?

GTA IV looks better?
Clearly, you've no eyes or something.
I'm definitely appreciative of the cartoonic appearance. Any game trying to look realistic will inevitably look like ass in a few years (TES IV: Oblivion, Modern Battle Shooty Time), especially compared to a stylized game (Okami, Wind Waker).

Aren't games about fun, anyway? When you get to it, Just Cause 2 was, at times, blockheadedly constructed. However, you're having so much fun strapping a tiny jet to a cargo jet and letting the NPC cargo jet take off that you no longer care that it takes half an hour to properly order all of the equipment for your symphony of destruction, only to lose it all because the police wanted to murder you without reason.

Gears of War 3 had, at best, a slipshod campaign. Every idea the developers had ever had was uncomfortably stuffed into it; sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. It followed many much-overused tropes and had some of the most questionable plot turns and cliff hangers.

Now, I haven't played Skyward Sword, but I have played Ocarina, so I'm sure that it's fairly amazing, but also over-hyped. It also suffers from the same sort of syndrome as Portal and Fight Club. Fans of it will never, ever fucking shut up.

Originally, I was going to try and go to half the type limit, but suddenly, I'm bored.

tl;dr
SR3 does not look like ass.

Like the beginning of Red Dead Redemption?

Dark Souls appeals to me exactly because of this. Without that chance, I play cautiously, I play meaningfully.
I started playing Skyrim today and panicked when I died. Not that I had to, I lost no souls.

Why don't they seem to realize that Spiderman 2 was amazing and they should violently ape that until their game is great?
WHY?!
Primero

I pledge you my second born child.
I already promised you my first-born.
Please, deliver unto me!

The "male" version looks grossly misaligned with a true man's body. That's some Dragonball proportions right there... Like, Broly...

Gimme gimme gimme
Lemme have some

Please let me have these?
Pleeease?