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7 days 11 hours ago on The 7 most beautifully animated 2D games
" Dan Castellaneta, isn’t known for anything else"

Are you being sarcastic? He's Homer Friggin' Simpson!
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17 days 1 hour ago on Mature games remade for the Wii family
The saddest part is that some Nintendo employee is going to read this and be like 'OMG that's genius!' The most likely candidate: Need For Legal Speed Limit. I've already seen a game called (i kid you not) 'LEGAL Street Racing' (Not for the Wii mind you).

What hath Wii wrought?
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26 days 1 hour ago on Useless game heroes who couldn’t save the girl
I agree with helix92, you should have added Trish. If you're good, she dies and tells you how proud she is. If you're bad, she dies and basically calls you selfish. And (SPOILER) it turns out that Cole from the future made it all happen.

also, I lol'd at the pic of Travis Grady. Silent Hill Photobomb!
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1 month 13 hours ago on Fun projects for your NES
The last time I hooked up my NES it didn't work, and the last time I hooked up my SNES the only game that would play was Mario Kart.

For some reason, I forsee the Wii sharing the same fate
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1 month 14 hours ago on Video game characters zombified
Maybe now the fanboys will stop whining about bringing Aeris back to life: good God, just look at what would happen!
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1 month 9 days ago on The top videogame controller buttons - Part 1
Great article. Can't wait to see Part 2 (make sure to give the Game Boy some luv)
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1 month 14 days ago on Video game propaganda posters you've never seen before
The Robotnik one is pretty classy.
The Che Goomba one reminds me of the flash animation The People's Mario for some reason

(http://88by31.com/flashman/thepeoplesmario.swf)
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1 month 14 days ago on Scandal! 10 true scare stories about videogames
@DrFailgood yeah its from a movie, but I don't know which one. I see that a lot on 4chan videos and some movie sites tho.

lol Donkey Bong. I'm seriously surprised no one has used that as a user ID yet.
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1 month 21 days ago on Way of the Samurai 3 (PS3): 7 reasons you should care about Way of the Samurai 3
Historically accurate! lmao
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1 month 21 days ago on 6 things about games that aren't true
That letter about Gregory Yob was like reading a text log from Dead Space 0.o
"...he might have a chance of experiencing the fulness of what it means to be human and explore the possibilities of being transhuman as well."
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2 months 12 hours ago on QOTW: What's the first game you bought on your own?
I don't remember if its the first, but the one I remember most was Mario Kart 64. I was so psyched about that game and I saved my allowance for something like a month and a half or something. After I bought it I would always put the cartridge back in its box and wouldn't even let anyone touch the box unless I said they could.
Of course, eventually, the box got flattened and the cartridge it collecting dust out at the family cabin along with the N64.
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2 months 19 days ago on The 13 most hateful video game mascot characters of the '90s
How could you forget James Pond?

Kudos for including Mohawk and Headphone Jack. I rented that once in my early, impressionable youth and the only thing I remember is that you had to collect CD's. I really don't remember anything else. Except that he was technically naked 0.o

Also, watching the video for Havoc, I couldn't help but feel like sections of that stage are lifted right from Green Hill Zone. Shame, that
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2 months 19 days ago on Why the Dreamcast was different
I only ever rented a Dreamcast from our local game store, Gamer's Edge. It came in this wicked metal suitcase you see in the movies and the foam padding inside was custom cut for the system. I only remember playing Sonic Adventure and Soul Calibur with my dad but we had a lot of f un with it. I was a total Nintendo junkie tho, so I refused to buy anything not made by Nintendo, a decision the Wii made me wholeheartedly regret.
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2 months 26 days ago on The best randomly generated game names
Here are some winners:
Celebrity Thunder Bastards
Mega Furry - The Movie
Full Metal Amish Conspiracy
Infinite Furry - 25th Anniversary Edition
Hazardous Bongo House
Transvestite Sewer Hell
Samurai Burger Force (seriously sounds like an 80's cartoon)
Emo Vampire GT
Morbidly Obese Limbo Oddessy
Tom Clancy's Spelling 2000
Psycho Sniper Safari
American Hobo - Collector's Edition
Johnny Turbo's Flatulence in Busytown
and the winner...
Rock n' Roll Grizzly Bear Symphony (are you listening, Harmonix?)
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2 months 27 days ago on The best randomly generated game names
Brain-Damaged Square Dancing Strike Force
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2 months 27 days ago on The best randomly generated game names
Strategic Sniper on the Oregon Trail

"you have died of cranial explosion"
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3 months 9 days ago on QOTW: What's your favorite N64 game of all time?
Road Rash 64! Road Rash 64! I cannot count how many nights me and my friends would stay up all night playing that game and killing ourselves laughing (especially on the Insanity Bikes). And not just that, my parents actually got into it too and so a few times the three of us would stay up late and rotate controllers for racing. I mean, honestly, how many games are out there that you can SPOKE JAM A BIKE GOING AT 300KMPH WITH A BANANA! Seriously, they could just remake this game with ragdoll physics and some new graphics and that would be fine. Or, oh I don't know, just release it on the Virtual Console.
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3 months 10 days ago on 12 things you didn't know about the PS3 Slim
Was looking forward to it. Was going to buy it.
And then:
"Not backwards compatible"
Pretty much changed my mind right there
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5 months 9 days ago on The Sims 3 celebrity freak show!
The very first sim I made actually STARTED OFF looking like Sean William Scott (i.e. Stiffler). I only had to add stubble.
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6 months 16 days ago on 33 iPhone games for REAL gamers
And yes, I don't count Escape from Monkey Island as canon.
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