You guys just totally came up with the Japan thing for laughs, didn't you...Seriously I'd think the japanese would be super-pissed at America if we made something like that.

The Ivy joke was almost an offense of galactic proportion, her giant globes are the center of the solar system after all, without her guns the sun and all other planets wouldn't rotate around us.

I actually played through single player and read all of the stuff, actually messed with the Jukebox in multi and got RE: Your Brains and all of us laughed our asses off. But now I'm going to have to mess with it to find the Portal song :P

I let Ashley die, she's gotta be the biggest ass-hole you run into. at least the Reapers weren't picky when they wanted to wipe out all life. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet go look up Wrex's death scene on Youtube, she actually seems to enjoy splattering him on the sand.

I believe the Leapers tail would be used much like a spider-monkey's since its not very well adept for attacking. Grasping onto poles and other such protrusions in the destroyed confines of the Ishimura.

Hmm...Well lets see, one minute I could have a Hunter Lunging at my face and the next I could be blinded by Tits and Ass AND dismembered demons while playing a Ninja Gaidden game? Once this doesn't cost over $100+ than the 360 is right now I might buy it.

Can't wait to play Predator Hunt mode, that kind of frantic paranoia is exactly my playstyle for almost everything with zombies and camo. All of those hours playing Living Dead in H3, all of that time spent fending off Tanks and headshotting mid-air Hunters, all of those tough Final stands against the undead Third Riech, those many times where I contemplated wether or not the Scout I just saw run by was running just a bit too slow or wether or not something just brushed passed me...Okay you get it. Anyway I also can't wait for the alien, I'm guessing its like L4D's Hunter play but way faster and less "Smack in head and sit their like a gimp and eat lead."

But as for the Infestation, I'm just about Horde-typed out.

I believe there was one in Half-Life 2 where there was a half-eaten torso or a dead headcrab in it, not to mention no toilet in the apartements has water in them, gross if someone went in one by accident.

Also in Doom 3 there's a toilet where when you open it there is a corps sitting there...but wait, OH its a zombie and now he's trying to eat your face. Also there's a part where you look in one of the bathroom mirrors and see a vision of hell behind you. I knew public bathrooms were vile places but come on.

Looks and Sounds like a less-enjoyable version of Farcry 2, just without the game ending bugs.

Maybe they decided since they had Viewtiful Joe in the game they didn't need to put in Ameterasu, the games were made by the same people right?

Looks like the boobs have finally been posessed by a demon, A demon that makes jugs go from jiggling to breast siezures.

Beachside on Valhalla: A rock on the left of the base you can hop behind and get loads of kills from. And to the right another rocky area in the mountainside, gives a god view of the base and the valley to the edge of the pelican crash.
Mountainside: Left on this base is a rocky outcropping providing some cover when crouched and a good view of your entire base.

Sandtrap: Standing up behind one of the pelican jet things, especially if this is the enemies main spawn point. Hiding in the taller building across from the long ruin with the grav-hammer on it, you can climb up the pieces on the inside and perch in the shadows, kinda like the parts oif the wall you can climb in Narrows. along with the highest sand hill on the right of the building, easy to get cover, just back up a few steps, and you get an amazing view of almost everything.

Last Resort: The shadowy corner of the walkway from the "camp Frohman" sniper spawn to the big building, because they can hop down or climb up into the point with that hole in the walkway. Or the building near the shotgun spawn because its shadowy and has many areas to run and is also out of the way.

Epitaph: The upper walkway at the opposite side of the side with the grav lift that throws you to the floating platform.

I've already decided, since I only have about 60 bucks on me and since I can get ODST for christmas or a rent, I'm going to buy the New Kingdom Hearts for the DS, because shit needs to be explained, and scribblenauts, because I want to see what happens if I type in "Atomic Bomb".

Oh, the porn magazines, jesus that take me back. I rememeber putting them all over the ground, and then blowing up a gaurd. Another gaurd turned around "HUH? What's that noise?" He walks three steps, notices the magazine next to him, and completely ignores the fact that his buddy just rose to a higher plain of existence.

My Very Own Landmine Bandits? Sounds dangerous, probably a stealth game.
Unholy Tetris Conflict-Tetris from Satan is either very good or very bad.
Inbred Gimp for Kids? Best-Game-EVAR.
Nudist Caveman Kingdom-Eww
Strategic Porn Universe-Now that's a game right there.
Nerf Punching For Kids-Nintendo and their Wii-mote gimmicks.
And probably the coolest one, Bloody Insanity Overdrive.

Mass Confections
Headcrab Crunch
Dead Raisin
Chocolate the Fudgehog
Mr. Bubbles' BonBons
Fudgeout
Nougette Enemy Crabs (Did I spell it right?)
Rainbow Skittles
Liesure suit Lowcalary
Konker's Nutbars
Jell-o: Dessert Evolved
Beyond Good and Chewable
Half-Cal +2
Red Friction flaming chews
Team-Fortress Chew
Mr. G-Bar
Call of Duty: Gummie Terrorists
And my favorite, GamesRad-Bar

!!SPOILERS!!
The Bioshock Prequel should have you play as Fontaine.

I mean Fontaine is the one who caused Rapture to start crumbling in the first place right? He was like the kingpin in some smuggling and crap if I remember? you could go around pulling off jobs and crimes around ALL of rapture (Since corridors wouldn't be blocked off by falling bits of the city). You'd be able to witness first hand as all of the people started to go mad from Plasmids. You could revisit parts of rapture from the first game, I always thought it'd be interesting to find out what happened on that first recorded tape left by some lady at a New Year's party I think? The very end of the game would be when you sent out your "son" from Rapture to the world above to grow and eventually return as the hero in 'Bioshock'.

I thought no matter what the father was the Asari always had Asari children?

Anyway I'm a bit annoyed now, all of those awesome weapons, all of that time Beefing up Rex and Liara and the others, and none of my weapons and Allies will be used in the next one?

Also the main thing I want to know is if or how the Rachni will show up in the sequel. I allowed the queen to escape so I'm wondering if maybe at some point you go to the planet she went to and she maybe has her 'children' aid you, it'd be like HL2 with the ant-lions all over again.

My favorite part is when you grab a person and drag them along at the surface in front of a bunch of people while they spew out a never-ending blood-geyser from their face...and then I usually spit them out, jump up in the air and grab them again while tearing them apart.

Me and my friends actually did the pedestrian throwing game, but we did a kind of bowling, we'd grab the nearest person and then wait for a good shot and throw the person to see who could take out more people with one throw.
I won with 7.