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November 26, 2009
5:03 PM
Smeggs commented on:
Predictions for gaming's biggest sequels
You guys just totally came up with the Japan thing for laughs, didn't you...Seriously I'd think the japanese would be super-pissed at America if we made something like that.
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November 13, 2009
3:04 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Mature games remade for the Wii family
The Ivy joke was almost an offense of galactic proportion, her giant globes are the center of the solar system after all, without her guns the sun and all other planets wouldn't rotate around us.
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November 10, 2009
4:31 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Left 4 Dead 2 - Easter eggs and details
I actually played through single player and read all of the stuff, actually messed with the Jukebox in multi and got RE: Your Brains and all of us laughed our asses off. But now I'm going to have to mess with it to find the Portal song :P
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November 04, 2009
2:01 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Useless game heroes who couldn’t save the girl
I let Ashley die, she's gotta be the biggest ass-hole you run into. at least the Reapers weren't picky when they wanted to wipe out all life. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet go look up Wrex's death scene on Youtube, she actually seems to enjoy splattering him on the sand.
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October 30, 2009
12:18 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Gaming's freakiest monsters: A biological study
I believe the Leapers tail would be used much like a spider-monkey's since its not very well adept for attacking. Grasping onto poles and other such protrusions in the destroyed confines of the Ishimura.
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October 27, 2009
2:10 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Gaming with Nvidia 3D Vision
Hmm...Well lets see, one minute I could have a Hunter Lunging at my face and the next I could be blinded by Tits and Ass AND dismembered demons while playing a Ninja Gaidden game? Once this doesn't cost over $100+ than the 360 is right now I might buy it.
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1:52 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Aliens vs Predator (Xbox 360): AvP: Alien vs. Predator vs. Marine - Who's the best in multiplayer?
Can't wait to play Predator Hunt mode, that kind of frantic paranoia is exactly my playstyle for almost everything with zombies and camo. All of those hours playing Living Dead in H3, all of that time spent fending off Tanks and headshotting mid-air Hunters, all of those tough Final stands against the undead Third Riech, those many times where I contemplated wether or not the Scout I just saw run by was running just a bit too slow or wether or not something just brushed passed me...Okay you get it. Anyway I also can't wait for the alien, I'm guessing its like L4D's Hunter play but way faster and less "Smack in head and sit their like a gimp and eat lead."

But as for the Infestation, I'm just about Horde-typed out.
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October 19, 2009
9:52 PM
Smeggs commented on:
Gaming’s filthiest bathrooms
I believe there was one in Half-Life 2 where there was a half-eaten torso or a dead headcrab in it, not to mention no toilet in the apartements has water in them, gross if someone went in one by accident.

Also in Doom 3 there's a toilet where when you open it there is a corps sitting there...but wait, OH its a zombie and now he's trying to eat your face. Also there's a part where you look in one of the bathroom mirrors and see a vision of hell behind you. I knew public bathrooms were vile places but come on.
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9:34 PM
Smeggs commented on:
Borderlands (Xbox 360): Borderlands
Looks and Sounds like a less-enjoyable version of Farcry 2, just without the game ending bugs.
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October 14, 2009
2:16 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The 28 characters of Tatsunoko vs Capcom
Maybe they decided since they had Viewtiful Joe in the game they didn't need to put in Ameterasu, the games were made by the same people right?
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October 04, 2009
10:19 PM
Smeggs commented on:
Ninja Gaiden's Sixaxis boob wobble in action
Looks like the boobs have finally been posessed by a demon, A demon that makes jugs go from jiggling to breast siezures.
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September 26, 2009
4:07 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Halo 3 (Xbox 360): HaloRadar: Snipers Exposed
Beachside on Valhalla: A rock on the left of the base you can hop behind and get loads of kills from. And to the right another rocky area in the mountainside, gives a god view of the base and the valley to the edge of the pelican crash.
Mountainside: Left on this base is a rocky outcropping providing some cover when crouched and a good view of your entire base.

Sandtrap: Standing up behind one of the pelican jet things, especially if this is the enemies main spawn point. Hiding in the taller building across from the long ruin with the grav-hammer on it, you can climb up the pieces on the inside and perch in the shadows, kinda like the parts oif the wall you can climb in Narrows. along with the highest sand hill on the right of the building, easy to get cover, just back up a few steps, and you get an amazing view of almost everything.

Last Resort: The shadowy corner of the walkway from the "camp Frohman" sniper spawn to the big building, because they can hop down or climb up into the point with that hole in the walkway. Or the building near the shotgun spawn because its shadowy and has many areas to run and is also out of the way.

Epitaph: The upper walkway at the opposite side of the side with the grav lift that throws you to the floating platform.
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September 17, 2009
6:17 PM
Smeggs commented on:
Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (DS): Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
I've already decided, since I only have about 60 bucks on me and since I can get ODST for christmas or a rent, I'm going to buy the New Kingdom Hearts for the DS, because shit needs to be explained, and scribblenauts, because I want to see what happens if I type in "Atomic Bomb".
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6:07 PM
Smeggs commented on:
The Top 7... inanimate objects
Oh, the porn magazines, jesus that take me back. I rememeber putting them all over the ground, and then blowing up a gaurd. Another gaurd turned around "HUH? What's that noise?" He walks three steps, notices the magazine next to him, and completely ignores the fact that his buddy just rose to a higher plain of existence.
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September 04, 2009
1:50 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The best randomly generated game names
My Very Own Landmine Bandits? Sounds dangerous, probably a stealth game.
Unholy Tetris Conflict-Tetris from Satan is either very good or very bad.
Inbred Gimp for Kids? Best-Game-EVAR.
Nudist Caveman Kingdom-Eww
Strategic Porn Universe-Now that's a game right there.
Nerf Punching For Kids-Nintendo and their Wii-mote gimmicks.
And probably the coolest one, Bloody Insanity Overdrive.
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August 18, 2009
10:19 PM
Smeggs commented on:
If video games were... candy bars?
Mass Confections
Headcrab Crunch
Dead Raisin
Chocolate the Fudgehog
Mr. Bubbles' BonBons
Fudgeout
Nougette Enemy Crabs (Did I spell it right?)
Rainbow Skittles
Liesure suit Lowcalary
Konker's Nutbars
Jell-o: Dessert Evolved
Beyond Good and Chewable
Half-Cal +2
Red Friction flaming chews
Team-Fortress Chew
Mr. G-Bar
Call of Duty: Gummie Terrorists
And my favorite, GamesRad-Bar
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12:54 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The Top 7... games that need prequels
!!SPOILERS!!
The Bioshock Prequel should have you play as Fontaine.

I mean Fontaine is the one who caused Rapture to start crumbling in the first place right? He was like the kingpin in some smuggling and crap if I remember? you could go around pulling off jobs and crimes around ALL of rapture (Since corridors wouldn't be blocked off by falling bits of the city). You'd be able to witness first hand as all of the people started to go mad from Plasmids. You could revisit parts of rapture from the first game, I always thought it'd be interesting to find out what happened on that first recorded tape left by some lady at a New Year's party I think? The very end of the game would be when you sent out your "son" from Rapture to the world above to grow and eventually return as the hero in 'Bioshock'.
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August 14, 2009
2:21 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Mass Effect 2 (Xbox 360): Mass Effect 2 - Updated impressions
I thought no matter what the father was the Asari always had Asari children?

Anyway I'm a bit annoyed now, all of those awesome weapons, all of that time Beefing up Rex and Liara and the others, and none of my weapons and Allies will be used in the next one?

Also the main thing I want to know is if or how the Rachni will show up in the sequel. I allowed the queen to escape so I'm wondering if maybe at some point you go to the planet she went to and she maybe has her 'children' aid you, it'd be like HL2 with the ant-lions all over again.
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August 07, 2009
1:03 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The 9 most ridiculous things in Jaws Unleashed
My favorite part is when you grab a person and drag them along at the surface in front of a bunch of people while they spew out a never-ending blood-geyser from their face...and then I usually spit them out, jump up in the air and grab them again while tearing them apart.
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12:31 AM
Smeggs commented on:
10 cool things you must try in Prototype
Me and my friends actually did the pedestrian throwing game, but we did a kind of bowling, we'd grab the nearest person and then wait for a good shot and throw the person to see who could take out more people with one throw.
I won with 7.
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August 06, 2009
5:46 AM
Smeggs commented on:
8 most annoying things NPC teammates do
Your fallout 3 story reminds me of one of mine with Fawkes and Dogmeat.

I was just sitting up on a hill watching a band of roving Enclave take on some super mutants, and these guys were decked out like tanks. Enclave had 2 Deathclaws under mind control along with one of the enclave having a Missile launcher. The other had a plasma rifle.
The super mutants also had a missile carrier and a mini-gun, the last one had a hunting rifle.
*Me watching from my sniper scope* "Sweet, free ammo and repairs for the missile launcher coming up, now I'll just wait for them to kill each other and then send in fawkes to...Where the hell did Fawkes and the dog go?"
All of the sudden I hear Fawkes screaming from far off and then an info box popped up saying "Dogmeat is Dead".
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August 05, 2009
12:15 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Gaming's Most Evil Pranks
Let me say how everybody else that day in WoW must have read that post to say...
"HAI GUYZ! We're a bunch of unprepared and defenseless idiots sitting out in the wilderness not expecting anyone on t3h internetz to be mean so nobody come rape our mouth-holes with a giant raid-party K TX!"
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August 04, 2009
1:39 PM
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2:22 AM
Smeggs commented on:
QOTW: What are your top 5 games of all time?
In no particular order...
1:Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (always gives me fond memories of childhood) (SNES)

2:Fallout 3 (Over 100+ Hours on just my first playthrough)(360)

3:Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (Actually just played it again last week, love the characters and story, especially combat) (GC)

4:Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker (I liked it, the art style, the new aproach to gameplay and settings, screw you nay-sayers)(GC)
5: Super Smash Bros. Melee (Just a fun invite-friends fighter, Brawl would have been a choice but it seems like the characters from Brawl were less sensitive to my mad analog stick spinning)
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August 03, 2009
5:30 AM
Smeggs commented on:
A brief history of cheats
Ahh, San Andreas, putting on the flying car cheat and spawning a tank.
Now that was fun, it was like having my own Metal Gear as I was wreaking havoc on the police, swooping down and blowing everything to hell, then flying back up again.
It was all good until I smashed into a biplane and somehow went screaming down into the ocean...that didn't end well.
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3:25 AM
Smeggs commented on:
What the hell happened to 2009?
I'm surprised about Bioshock 2, I actually expected that to be out maybe by the end of November. They already had gameplay videos and everything so I was thinking "Well even if the story ends up sucking at least the gameplay looks ok."

Also can you really blame the poor people working on Singularity? I'm pretty sure that a lot of people probably crapped their pants when they heard about Modern-Warfare 2, I'll bet that MW2 will attract more audiance than H3:ODST so I think its smart to move Singularity. Along with the fact that time physics in games have never REALLY worked completely *CoughTimeShiftCough* Besides a lot of these games are coming out between Jan-April so at least by naxt year we'll have stuff to play.
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July 31, 2009
1:38 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Top 7... Blue Ball moments
"I'm sorry but your princess is in another castle...HAHAHA just kidding"
*Punch in the mouth*
"I just fought through an entire continent of dinosaurs, dragons, ghosts and who the hell knows what else to save YOU! I'M GETTING A REWARD!"
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July 29, 2009
1:41 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The 15 worst-reviewed games of the past 15 years
LOL When I saw that Big Rigs winner screen I immediatly thought of the Punch out winning screen!
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July 25, 2009
1:18 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Dumb things your folks say about games
"Hey turn off the Nintendo and go to sleep."
"Its 8:30, Mom. I don't go to bed until like...10. Besides this is an Xbox remember?"
"I don't care turn it off anyway you've played way too much today."
"I just turned it on no more than 15 minutes ago and I've done nothing but yard work all day while dad sat around 'supervising', I'm pretty sure I should be aloud to play the XBOX that I bought with my OWN MONEY from working ALL of last summer."
"You didn't buy that thing we go that for you for christmas!"
"That's a load of crap, you got me the Playstation for christmas 2 YEARS AGO!"
And after a long drawn out explanation of the difference of the systems and some other stuff she gave up and went to bed.
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July 24, 2009
4:21 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The Citizen Kanes of videogames
Wierd that SH2 is in here because I just drew an extremely epic Picture of the PH-Man a little bit ago.
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July 23, 2009
8:36 PM
Smeggs commented on:
Nintendo: Banned in the USA
ZOMG Nintendo, That blue rodent has no pants on! And he has no wang so its a female! Shame on you for showing naked women rodents! No more Sonic kids because nintendo is retarded as all hell!
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July 22, 2009
12:34 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The Conduit (Wii): The Conduit
What's this?...A Wii game? Huh? With guns you say? Blood? Actual Violence?! AND DOESN'T HAVE TO DO WITH A LITTLE NOODLE-ARMED AVATAR, BABIES, CHEERLEADERS, A BLUE RAT OR A FAT ITALIAN PLUMBER?!
WHAT ARE THESE BLASHPHEMOUS LIES?! THIS IS NINTENDO! Not some hardcore, actually mentionable to your friends company! They can only make games about cheerleading babies playing the trumpet while you swing your arms around like a hyper-active toddler.
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July 16, 2009
5:41 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The 40 most repeated game quotes
I think "BALLS OF STEEL!" is more memorable in Duke Nukem.

Want more GamesRadar? 'Course I do!
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July 13, 2009
4:11 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Scribblenauts (DS): See Keyboard Cat in Scribblenauts!
Wonder what would happen if you put in 'Master Chief'...lulz, he just shows up and starts beating the crap out of everybody.
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July 02, 2009
4:57 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Half-Life 2 (PC): Half-Life 2: Episode Three storyline speculation
Shepard will definitley show up again, doesn't anyone remember the easter egg in one of the Portal menu screens? the computer keyboards keys were lit up and spelt out "Adrian Shepard"
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4:29 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The Top 7 bitchin' fireworks displays
"the cable car ran high enough that fireworks were exploding underneath it, opening up the kinds of liability questions that are immediately ignored because it’s a fantasy game and everyone has swords instead of lawyers."

Funniest thing I've read on here in awhile.
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June 27, 2009
7:53 PM
Smeggs commented on:
8 canceled MMOs that would've ruled
Wierd, my and one of my buds just were talking 2 days ago saying they should have made a Fallout online game, Bethesda would have been hella rich. Also we said we were surprised Bungie never thoughgt to make some agreement to make an MMO for Halo...but from what I saw from ensemble right there I'm glad it was canned, I hate WoW gameplay.
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June 21, 2009
5:29 PM
Smeggs commented on:
95 game names turned into porno titles
Final Fillatio XXX

Whores of Might and Magic

Spider Man: Wet in Shadows

The Chronicles of RidDick: Violate Dark Athena

God of Whore

Halo: Cockbeast Involved

Halo 3 (Finish it up)

Ass-Ass in Greed

Donkey Cock Cunt-ry

World of Whorecraft

Def Slam: Fight for New Whore

TOM CLANCY'S: C.O.XXX

Call of Booty: World of Whores

Super Mario Fun-Times

Your-cock: Seeds of Evil

Womb Raider

LOL They're so easy to think of.
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June 19, 2009
4:47 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Stupid game terminology
CQB, EVA, EOD, etc.
As Seen In: Halo 3
What they are: Useless Costumes

Plasma Cutter
As Seen in: Dead Space
What is it: Nail Gun.

AI Director
As Seen In: Left 4 Dead
What it is: Random Enemies.
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June 10, 2009
3:40 AM
Smeggs commented on:
E3 09: Left 4 Dead 2
Personally I'm happy that I'll get to see more new things and have a few new campaings, but there is no reason at all valve couldn't just put it into DLC form, I know its big but it could be done. Valve should be more interested in creating new campains for the first game like they SAID they would do. But what do we get? One single small level in the survival pack that practically nobody wants to play on. To finish this up, Valve should be doing more fixes and putting out more DLC for the first game before they send out a sequel and have to start patching and re-patching it.
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June 08, 2009
8:35 PM
Smeggs commented on:
E3 09: GamesRadar's E3 2009 awards
Hmm...so if Alan Wake is like the early Silent Hill games I'm guessing it should be something like, "Okay, okay, there's nothing there, its just an empty corner, keep it togeth-AGH! WTF was that?! Okay I'm just gonna start on a jog now, its ok, its not real nothing can actually-OMFG THERE'S THAT NOISE AGAIN! Shit how'd I end up in the woods? Okay I'm gonna be fine, I don't hear anything its quiet...Its too quiet...Hello? Omg something is out there! RUN AWAY!"
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May 29, 2009
11:50 PM
Smeggs commented on:
13 things we already know about GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
Coolest little thing for me in the article was "Impossible Trinity", I'd been so lost on that one.
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11:13 PM
Smeggs commented on:
What if game cliches invaded the real world?
"Eddy Gordo Wins!"
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May 27, 2009
12:44 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The Top 7... games we want announced at E3 2009
I'm pretty sure I heard that Square Enix wasn't going to show up for E3. So no KH-anything.
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12:14 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Nintendo's worst-case scenario for E3 2009
A lot of people call nintendo stupid for not making games like Donkey-Kong and that Kid Icarus sequel, but they're actually pretty smart. Smoldering piles of crap can be sold to any idiot if it has pretty box art and a bunch of smiling children and old people. Nintendo knows what it can sell and it knows that a lot of its audiance (Mostly the newer, stupid children) can't tell the difference between a good game and a picture of "Pong" taped to a television screen.
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May 24, 2009
9:32 PM
Smeggs commented on:
InFamous (PS3): InFamous
From what I had seen and heard of inFamous, to what I've seen and heard of Prototype, at first I was trying to figure out who had ripped off who, but now I see that they are much different games. Also are they going to release a Prototype demo on XBL or what because its only like 3-4 weeks away from release.
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May 21, 2009
12:57 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Secrets of the Project Trico trailer revealed
Muahahaha! I just got a job and I can basically blow my first few paychecks on whatever I want, Hello PS3. Also from what I've seen, this looks kind of...stupid. It didn't look like it was very fun at all, you ride around on a giant...thing and then run around in caves to find it barrels.
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May 13, 2009
1:02 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Why BioShock 2 is a TERRIBLE IDEA
This is why I like DLC, it adds more content to an already great game without screwing it up like a disappointing sequel.

Obviously Bioshock 2 will not be AS good as the origional, but I think its a little much to say its going to be terrible, dry and boring when nobody has really gotten a chance to play it yet. And who knows? seeing as how we've only gotten a few plot points of the main story it could wind up getting really deep like the first game.

I could lump the main plot points of the first game together and it wouldn't sound to good either.
"Hmm, big roaring robot monsters, crazy murderous deformed humans, special items that give you super powers and weapons and a creepy old otherworldly city...Is this Doom 4?"...Exactly.
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May 03, 2009
5:20 AM
Smeggs commented on:
The 16 most awesomely bad videogame movie moments
Out of all of them, I think Hitman and Doom were the most bearable. Doom at least had the same monsters as Doom 3, and BFG 9000 FTW.
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April 09, 2009
1:11 AM
Smeggs commented on:
Prototype (PC): Prototype hands-on
Its like they took GTA, and made it have sex with the Hulk, and then gave it the kind of attitude in X-Men, Gave it the super-gore of something like Condemned 2, and finally they paid Altair to come in and babysit the rest of these game-components which now stick with him and call him "Daddy"...I'm not crazy...I'm perfectly sane...and Superman 64 is the best game ever.
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