hmm, she "bitches and bitches" and wonder why he doesn't change his routine?
i'd have thought that was fairly obvious!
she's tired of being bored? she should get herself a hobby other than having her knickers round her ankles, harlet!
her fella has a hobby, why does she have to have all the attention?
i hate needy bitches who think they're the be-all-an-end-all.
she ain't that hot, if hot at all.
i'd have thrown her through the plate glass window for fucking with my console, the moronic tit.
she could have at least saved herself some energy (and the obvious enbarassment that comes with showing how feeble she is) by just continuing to drop the xbox, not tap-tap-taparoo the damn thing!
and is it just me or is she laughing nervously when she shows him what she's done like he's might go thermo-nuclear and tear her apart?

got 'em all and only play my 360. L4D2 has no equal and the pad is much friendlier (no-one uses d-pad anymore so what does it matter where it is?)
the wii gets a look in every now and then what with HotD:Overkill, Resi4, DS:Extraction, NoMoreHeroes all being excellent games.
PS3 just collects dust and still has no games (sorry GR but it doesn't) until this list's "future" titles become present day ones.
MGS is more of a film, i buy a game to play and interact, not sit back and watch 80 minutes of cutscenes in the first 2 hours of playing (including 30 mins installation time - wtf?!)
Uncharted games are the only ones that could see me buy a game for ps3 as LBP, R&C are kids games and there are enough generic shooters out there that KZ2 can be discounted, plus everyone is playing MW2 now surely? and i have that..... on xbox!

Wanna buy a Scary Clown Game, Dave?

I have a question, Dave M.
have they sorted out the bugs where players suspended or injured would not make it back into the team during BAP mode?
How about the relegation and promotion of teams as a result of game modes?
or players suddenly being renamed numbers and, therefore, becoming inelligble to play?
i expereinced all these in '09.... but it's still no where near as glitchy as PES, and at least it doesn't cheat.
er, Tomsta666 (lol), what exactly has FIFA copied from PES? PES doesn't have 360 deg. dribble, it doesnt have a trick stick, they both introduced BAP at the same time (even though, technically, you could always do it on PES but with no reward/longevity). As for the control system. the only difference is re-pathing a few buttons (lob becomes shoot and vice-versa) no fucking way. change the controls? like, that's never been done before. you douche. I was a fan of PES ever since ISS:Deluxe on SNES but since PES'07 i got sick and tired of crappy sprites, buggy gameplay and no licenses. evidently, unlike yourself, i've been unbiased when approaching these games. you may want to try removing your head from your arse if you're to ever experience the best annual iteration of the beautiful game. FIFA is far superior in evey way. PES will have to find themselves an Arabian billionaire to get them back on top....and we all know that's never going to happen.

Awesome, very nostalgic about seeing Rescue Rangers and Duck Tales in there: two of my favourite NES games. I shall have to revisit them soon.
But you can fuck off calling Thundercats "BLAH!" It was class and rock-solid to boot.

no one wants a massively over the top gay game. using the 'bosses' sexuality as a means to open up what's on offer is one thing but turning everyone in Liberty into Florian wannabes would ruin GTA.

Unreal Bedtime Revenge

It hsould be a stipulation that no more games are to be made as a movie tie-in. they're always terrible. B:AA is the best superhero game, ever and all due to the fact it didn't try to mimick anything before it. it took the fundamentals of what made Batman Batman and built upon that with good characters, good story and, most importantly, great gameplay.
More of the same soon please Rocksteady.

i didn't come here for boss battle guides, i wanted that "AA in 90 seconds" video. please fix the link

so reasons why it MAY be amazing are: it's like DMC and... nothing else of note.
Ultra Sexy? For fecks sake, i'm not even going into this one.
Anything can happen? you mean whatever the programmers decide to happen will happen. these will be pre-scripted events.
Combat? yes, you already said it was like DMC (not a particularly great thing imo - i hate hack and slash).
Larger than life? you mean like a lot of, sorry, ALL fantasy games?
what i've gleaned from various articles on this is there's nothing new to this game. The only thing that will distinguish it from others like it is better graphics and a female protagonist. This will crash and burn when people see it for what it really is - a regurgetation of tired, old, standard fare.

i bet PES still can't get the fundamentals right. even FIFA has massive flaws. not to mention the annual iteration that brings very little that's new (or should have been done in the first place). prime example - both titles are bringing 360 deg dribbling. WOW! why wasn't this in the game ever since analogue sticks were added to controllers?
PES points are gone? great, but they still measure in meters (should be yards) still employ Clive Tildsley (who doesn't know shit and is about as charismatic as rape) and menus still look like shit.
FIFA's polish (and official licences) make for a much better game tho they could do with adding a more extensive editor and the ability to switch between teams when making transfers (as opposed to dropping out to the menu EVERY FUCKING TIME!)
until EA and Konami pull their fingers out and employ some proper beta testers (preferably people with actual "knowledge of football" instead of "opinions on soccer") all football games will consistently have huge errors and flaws.
I'm missing this years footie games out of my "must buy" list. i still enjoy FIFA'09 and with very little added i see no reason to cough up another £50 for either

SithWarrior,Smuggler,BountyHunter,Trooper - where're Jedi? where're force power battles? Need jedi vs sith battles damnit!

Oops, forgot to mention UnrealEngine3. lighting is too garish and blue. reflective surfaces actually look like they're glowing. Source is a much better engine. Dev's should use Source!

ah, the big mouthed boss. dont they all write cheques that our arses are required to cash?
the Halo series got boring after CombatEvolved. Was there even a story in there? my money is on Halo:reach being exactly the same - or maybe a mashup between FPS and RTS (like MAG)

aion7
that's a brilliant idea. Dont buy one of the most hyped and exciting games of the year - the sequel to 2007's GotY and possibly 2009's GotY.
You're nuts and also extremely naive if you expect anyone to follow your advice.
MW2 = awesome.

2007 Conviction sucked ass. This reimagining will be way better, not least because of all the neat little things they've added, like projected images/cutscenes, Mark and Execute (so pleased this has to be earned otherwise it'd be too easy) and last known position. I hope they ensure plentiful use of the interactive interrogation sequences.

*yawn* how boring. dont you think this article is a bit redundant? i mean, you know how long it takes for a game to be developed. how can they possibly stay up to date with canon if comics are being released during development? this is like me coming back to this article in a few years time and saying "hey, you forgot about this game or that game". i could have sworn i heard an interview that said Batman:AA had taken influence from the comics and not the films.

Whoever has overlooked Alyx Vance needs shooting... or directions to the nearest gay bar (assuming they're male of course)

Batman for NES was AWESOME > great
Didn't know Riddler was in it (well, i did but only cos i read it on imdb) no other sites have stated he's in it so i hope that's not a slip by GR - I'd hate to see them hit with a fine for disclosure. Have PS3 but will prbably get for 360 as not arsed bout Joker exclusive bollocks plus i prefer playing games on sexbox.

Disappointed Doom's cheats didn't get a mention. IDDQD forever!