Great idea and hilarious article :)
Here are some suggestions:

Super Mario Bros.: Princess in another [bloody] castle?! [Insert word to add more wit]
DDR: Four directions constitutes as dancing
Ico: Silence and hand-holding FTW (I know FTW is three words but...!)
Shadow of the Colossus: You're actually the bad guy
Mirror's Edge: I can see my shoes!

If you have Bowser, you NEED to have Mario, or Cloud. I'm sure you'd be able to think of a lot of things...

With Mario, you would obviously mention the "princess who taunts him constantly," and "uses him to rescue her from her bestiality fetishes--errr, kidnappings."

And with Cloud, you would definitely have to talk about "getting over his dead girlfriend". HEY, you could even use Barrett and say that "a certain spiky blond went out with him after ignoring the girls...but ended up breaking his heart later".

By the way, these are more amusing than the twitter ones. Though that could be because I'm biased and feel like twitter's pointless unless you're some sort of organization <_<.

Lol @ Bonus.
TF2 has a ton of great maps--fantastic pick ;D

I am so so so happy that you guys chose KH as your number one instead of KH2. I actually haven't played the other games, however I remember reading about Aladdin and how great the game was.

Ahhhh, yet again, fantastic article/topic of the week!

At least these delays aren't as bad as...Fat Princess. Talk about over-weighting!
Also, refer to the "Firsts" article GR wrote. :P

Castle Crashers FTW. When I first heard about it I (insert good hyperbole).

My friends are always asking me why I keep playing L4D ("Isn't it boring playing the same thing over and over again?")
Yeah, your answer preeeetty much sums it all up :D

@Major_Wuss + GamesRadar: Hold up...Don't tell me you're not going to play L4D on PC?! Aw c'mon!

Oh god...I can't stop laughing.

...L4D with the GR crew? O_O
If this keeps up, my love for you will be Over 9000.

It's okay, Danomeon *pat pat*
The World's Hardest Game used to be the 'big thing' at our school. I don't think anyone got past the wheel.
I'm sure these games would kill A LOT of time...and patience.

I love you guys.

Fantastic article :D
I think you should make a page dedicated on Hollywood's pro-est gamers :P
@ Hurricane: BBT FTW!

What...What about Tetris?

That was an article full of win!
Also, lolz @ the Tifa comment. I'm a fan of Aeris myself ;P
Uhhhh, I might not need this guide, but I'll show it to all my guy friends who needs help!

Team Roomba are my heroes! Fantastic article (old, but...whatever!)

Hobojedi ftw :P
Choosing between kickass Kratos or flirty Zelos in Tales of Symphonia was so hard :(
Also...I choose Pikachu <_<!

Three words:
lol

"Oh, if you are a girl, you already like games, and you’d like to call us hypocrites and complain that our content is overly male targeted, well, I’d just like to welcome you to the internet. Keep fighting the good fight."

The internet is serious business
:P!

Beautiful article.
Also, how on earth did Team ICO accept that their baby, SotC, would become Hollywood-ified? The horror...THE HORROR!