2 years, 5 months ago The games of fall '09
Phantasy Star 0... never heard of it. If it is a remake, it won't show up here
2 years, 6 months ago Final Fantasy XI
Huh, the "You'll Love" and "You'll Hate" text is missing.
2 years, 6 months ago Resident Evil 5 "Misunderstood"
I also think that Capcom lied to us. Chris can't hallucinate! I want to see scary looking enemies! (If they aren't already, I'm all for it!!) Bring on the heat! THOHOSEEE HEATTT WACEVESSS AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREE GEEETTINngG anNastIIGNER!!!!
2 years, 6 months ago Most Annoying Game-Over Screens Ever
I don't find the Trauma Center: New Blood game over screen annoying, just depressing. so depressing that I power down the console for 30 minutes of X-Play before beginning again.
2 years, 6 months ago The Top 7... shower scenes
GYAH! NO! BONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONERBONER!!
2 years, 6 months ago Halo 2
What happened to the score? What, "Words mean everything?" And I am honered to say one thing.

First.

That's it, I just said "First" on a Halo video game. SUCK IT NEWBS!
2 years, 6 months ago Dirty Dancing
Shameful, simply shameful. This is the worst "first" ever.

I totally hate this game, and my [second] "first" is on the first game to recieve a one.
2 years, 6 months ago Super Mario Sunshine
Meet your match, nerds.
2 years, 6 months ago Dungeon Fighter Online EXCLUSIVE character art
I'm in the closed beta. For all you people who missed out, I'm sorry for you. I am pretty hardcore with Nexon though. xD
2 years, 6 months ago Metroid dev "taking a break from Samus"
Whoa. I finally get my first comment. Woohoo!
2 years, 6 months ago QOTW: What was the first movie game that made you hate movie games?
You mean Street Fighter? It was blatantly weird. I mean, the developers decided to give it the Street Fighter name, and really, it bombed because it wasn't really a Street Fighter game. It would be understandable if it were given another name, maybe it would be made into a legend. A space dude going on a mission to save his best friend from aliens? Epic! (Somewhat!)
2 years, 7 months ago Resident Evil confirmed for Wii
I think it should just use the Resident Evil 4 Graphical Engine for the graphics, and use Wi-Fi for Co-Op. (Free Online play!) I have high hopes for this game port.


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If a zombie is chasing you on a motorcycle, shoot it.

If a zombie is chasing you with creepy tomato soup-esque four pronged mouth, shoot it.

If a zombie is chasing you while you eat a sandwich, er... I don't know what to do...
2 years, 7 months ago Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition
I just bought this game for $17.99 at GameStop. My mom was skeptical at first (That game is rated M!) I just told her that it has no zombies. She said after I played it "I wish they were zombies." But nonetheless, she lets me play it only at 8:30pm after my sister goes to bed. (Nice job mom!) I don't care. I am only 13 though. Another thing is the fact that I have a little score adjuster.

+1 If you bought it used under $19.99!
+1 If you bought it thinking it would be difficult!
-1 If you thought anyone could play it! (This means what if Grandpa bought it?)
-1 If you bought it for standard Retail Price. ($49.99)

This means the game can get a grand score of Eleven, or a suckage score of 7.
2 years, 7 months ago Let's Catch
Good job, wrapdump, you didn't say "first".



































































































































































































































Oh, GOD DAMMIT!
2 years, 7 months ago 10 signs you're playing too much Pokemon
Manny-Faces, fail.

I sent this to all my friends. (Via E-Mail)
2 years, 7 months ago Gaming's dirtiest words
Woohoo! Finally someone not caring about first comment! Congrats, Noface42, but thomashalpenny, shame on you! You too SenorChunky!
2 years, 7 months ago The Top 7... best games of 2009 (so far)
If Bioshock was released in 2009 (I'm glad it wasn't, it's really good!) then it would be #1 because of not only a Metacritic of 93, but it's just frigging awesome.
2 years, 7 months ago The Top 7... best games of 2009 (so far)
If you say first, because noone cares, WE ALL F**KING KNOW. Just shut the f**k up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years, 7 months ago The 7 least-scary moments in scary games
Numb Bodies scared me because of the fear of that clammy gross skin coming into contact with mine. *Shudder*
2 years, 7 months ago Sonic and the Secret Rings
Definetely the best Sonic game I have ever played since 2001. But I did like SR:ZG quite a bit if I try to ignore the half-assed attempt at a decent Wi-Fi mode.