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1 month 20 days ago on The Top 7... Lamest party games
LOL, "online underground podcasts".

Marketing people are so cute.
2 months 3 minutes ago on Risen (PC): Risen
@HeavyTank: Yes, that's exactly what he should do. Then he'll at least know SOMETHING about the game. Still not as much as a proper review would have told him, but he'd have a vague idea of what the story and gameplay are like, anyway.

Then again, he could probably get that and more from Wikipedia.
2 months 37 minutes ago on 10 game ads that are horribly up their own ass
I for one know you guys aren't serious with these articles most of the time, so no flame.

But please don't talk shit about the Halo ads. Those ads are good. They just didn't depict the actual games accurately.
3 months 19 days ago on Metroid Prime Trilogy (Wii): Metroid Prime Trilogy
Almost an insult to compare it to Bioshock.
4 months 22 days ago on Classic mistakes rookies always make
The Shoryuken/Hadouken one is actually really easy to do when using an analog stick.
6 months 1 day ago on E3 09: Top 10 things you need to know about today - Tuesday edition
Nice move, Sony. I would have been very likely to buy the Go if it had a lower price point than the 3000, but now that I know it's not only more expensive, but ridiculously so, I'll be sticking with my DS.
6 months 13 days ago on The 50 most overlooked games of this generation
"Your only excuse for not picking it up today is that you’re waiting for the PS3 version."

No, my only excuse is that it's too fucking expensive. I'm not willing to pay $1 for every hour of enjoyment I get out of it (and that's assuming I enjoy all 50-60 hours, which hasn't been the case with any Tales since Symphonia). If that makes me a cheapskate, then so be it.
6 months 28 days ago on Punch-Out!! – exclusive boxer reveals!
"yet potentially carries more fond memories and nostalgia than any other Nintendo franchise."

Except, y'know, MARIO.
7 months 4 days ago on QOTW: What was the first game you remember pre-ordering?
Wind Waker was the first and last one I pre-ordered. Ocarina of Time + Master Quest FTMFW.
7 months 12 days ago on GR Asks: Why does the Xbox 360 run so loud?
"we want to make sure that everyone understands that you play as a member of this elite unit."

The elite unit that no one but Halo nerds knew or cared about up til now? Makes sense.
9 months 21 days ago on The 13 unluckiest videogame bastards
^ should be one 'the', obviously.
9 months 21 days ago on The 13 unluckiest videogame bastards
lulz @ the the Carmine list.
9 months 22 days ago on The fantastic origins of your favorite games
I wish they had kept that design of the Little Sister as a withered scaly goblin thing. It would have made the Official Moral Choice a bit more interesting if the thing you were saving/killing wasn't cute.
9 months 26 days ago on The 10 most pointless videogame subtitles ever
Which has more impact: “Resistance” or “Resistance: Some Useless Text?”

Resistance: Some Useless Text, actually. It balances the title and makes it a bit more memorable, you see. Thank God you guys weren't marketing the game.
10 months 1 day ago on What monsters will be in God of War III?
What about Nike, Bia, and Zelus, Kratos' siblings?
10 months 6 days ago on The greatest game on every platform
By the way, are you guys serious with WoW as the best PC game of this decade? Followed by the f**king Sims?
10 months 6 days ago on The greatest game on every platform
schmeidenkamp: "Okami was great...to the 3 people that bought it."

Because, as we all know, sales = quality.
10 months 7 days ago on Gaming’s least hard hard-men
You sure you want to spoil Mirror's Edge without a warning?
10 months 24 days ago on Everything must GO!
My gaming resolution is to play more than one new game this year.

My desired prizes:

Mega Man Prize Pack
Warhammer graphic novel
Unquantifiable Prize Pack
11 months 7 days ago on A History of Holiday Games (1980-2007)
No 2008?