January 24, 2010
11:35 AM
Moschetto commented on:
The eight most talked about stories of the week (18-22 Jan 2010)
"Hang on, wasn’t the original the FPS that ran on the CryENGINE? You know, that super new fangled bit of ninja programming that could never EVER run on scummy consoles." This shit again? What does this even have to do with the story? At this point I'm guessing that the crux of your Crysis 2 coverage will be "LOLZ consoles can totally run Crysis!11"
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January 16, 2010
1:36 AM
Moschetto commented on:
The 100 most anticipated games of 2010
"And now, despite earlier claims that Crysis’s stunning looks couldn’t be recreated on a console," False. Making a game that looks roughly the same as Crysis on a current-gen console was never a doubtful proposition. It would just have to be severely reduced in scale. Which is what they are doing.
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October 14, 2009
11:10 PM
Moschetto commented on:
The Top 7... Lamest party games
LOL, "online underground podcasts". Marketing people are so cute.
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October 05, 2009
11:34 AM
Moschetto commented on:
Risen (PC): Risen
@HeavyTank: Yes, that's exactly what he should do. Then he'll at least know SOMETHING about the game. Still not as much as a proper review would have told him, but he'd have a vague idea of what the story and gameplay are like, anyway. Then again, he could probably get that and more from Wikipedia.
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11:00 AM
Moschetto commented on:
10 game ads that are horribly up their own ass
I for one know you guys aren't serious with these articles most of the time, so no flame. But please don't talk shit about the Halo ads. Those ads are good. They just didn't depict the actual games accurately.
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10:43 AM
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August 16, 2009
12:07 AM
Moschetto commented on:
Metroid Prime Trilogy (Wii): Metroid Prime Trilogy
Almost an insult to compare it to Bioshock.
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July 13, 2009
5:59 AM
Moschetto commented on:
Classic mistakes rookies always make
The Shoryuken/Hadouken one is actually really easy to do when using an analog stick.
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June 08, 2009
8:36 PM
Moschetto commented on:
E3 09: Top 10 things you need to know about today - Tuesday edition
Nice move, Sony. I would have been very likely to buy the Go if it had a lower price point than the 3000, but now that I know it's not only more expensive, but ridiculously so, I'll be sticking with my DS.
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May 22, 2009
9:13 AM
Moschetto commented on:
The 50 most overlooked games of this generation
"Your only excuse for not picking it up today is that you’re waiting for the PS3 version." No, my only excuse is that it's too fucking expensive. I'm not willing to pay $1 for every hour of enjoyment I get out of it (and that's assuming I enjoy all 50-60 hours, which hasn't been the case with any Tales since Symphonia). If that makes me a cheapskate, then so be it.
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2 years ago The eight most talked about stories of the week (18-22 Jan 2010)
"Hang on, wasn’t the original the FPS that ran on the CryENGINE? You know, that super new fangled bit of ninja programming that could never EVER run on scummy consoles."

This shit again?

What does this even have to do with the story?

At this point I'm guessing that the crux of your Crysis 2 coverage will be "LOLZ consoles can totally run Crysis!11"
2 years, 1 month ago The 100 most anticipated games of 2010
"And now, despite earlier claims that Crysis’s stunning looks couldn’t be recreated on a console,"

False.

Making a game that looks roughly the same as Crysis on a current-gen console was never a doubtful proposition. It would just have to be severely reduced in scale. Which is what they are doing.
2 years, 4 months ago The Top 7... Lamest party games
LOL, "online underground podcasts".

Marketing people are so cute.
2 years, 4 months ago Risen
@HeavyTank: Yes, that's exactly what he should do. Then he'll at least know SOMETHING about the game. Still not as much as a proper review would have told him, but he'd have a vague idea of what the story and gameplay are like, anyway.

Then again, he could probably get that and more from Wikipedia.
2 years, 4 months ago 10 game ads that are horribly up their own ass
I for one know you guys aren't serious with these articles most of the time, so no flame.

But please don't talk shit about the Halo ads. Those ads are good. They just didn't depict the actual games accurately.
2 years, 6 months ago Metroid Prime Trilogy
Almost an insult to compare it to Bioshock.
2 years, 7 months ago Classic mistakes rookies always make
The Shoryuken/Hadouken one is actually really easy to do when using an analog stick.
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: Top 10 things you need to know about today - Tuesday edition
Nice move, Sony. I would have been very likely to buy the Go if it had a lower price point than the 3000, but now that I know it's not only more expensive, but ridiculously so, I'll be sticking with my DS.
2 years, 8 months ago The 50 most overlooked games of this generation
"Your only excuse for not picking it up today is that you’re waiting for the PS3 version."

No, my only excuse is that it's too fucking expensive. I'm not willing to pay $1 for every hour of enjoyment I get out of it (and that's assuming I enjoy all 50-60 hours, which hasn't been the case with any Tales since Symphonia). If that makes me a cheapskate, then so be it.
2 years, 9 months ago Punch-Out!! – exclusive boxer reveals!
"yet potentially carries more fond memories and nostalgia than any other Nintendo franchise."

Except, y'know, MARIO.
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