first, id remove Butz's toinails 1 by 1 with a pair of pliers, then id stick needles in the soft flesh underneath, then id hook them up to a car battery and light his eyelashes on fire and THEN id get NASTY!
id go to the sas compound in hereford. concrete buildings, barbed wire, living quarters, a millitary hospital and access to guns (im a pretty good shot). the only problem would be the regiments plot in the cemetary. id be facing SPEC-OPS ZOMBIES!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGH!!!!!
Santas gone weird? what do u mean "gone"? imo, any1 who sneaks in to little kids rooms with a sack full of toys is nuts to begin with. has it never occured to any1 that the toys r stolen from the bad kids? and while were on the subject, what does the tooth fairy do with the teeth? i think she uses them with voodoo dolls to make kids send her their parents PIN numbers and credit card details. :)
PS2. it may not have done anything really new, but most of the greatest games of all time were exclusives (Okami and Shadow of the Collosus anyone? not to mention San Andreas.) and besides, it was made 10 odd years ago and they're still making games for it.
Mine's Rainbow Six Vegas 2. sorry but that cover-blindfire-rappel stuff is too cool. slight shame that the voice control didn't work, but that's why god created the X button.
I remember when i got it, the first thing i tried to do was turn the terrorists tactics against them by sticking c4 to my team-mates backs and sending them towards said terrorists. of course, ubi hadn't planned for that and the damn explosives just fell on the floor, but it was worth a try.
also, make Navi die please