2 years, 5 months ago Top 7... Cutesy Characters We Want to Beat the Crap Out of
first, id remove Butz's toinails 1 by 1 with a pair of pliers, then id stick needles in the soft flesh underneath, then id hook them up to a car battery and light his eyelashes on fire and THEN id get NASTY!

also, make Navi die please
2 years, 5 months ago Which villains will appear in Batman: Arkham Asylum 2?
maybe joker/2 face/hoever could take over the Wayne enterprises building for all the cool tech and you have to take it back floor by floor
2 years, 7 months ago How to Survive a Zombie Invasion
id go to the sas compound in hereford. concrete buildings, barbed wire, living quarters, a millitary hospital and access to guns (im a pretty good shot). the only problem would be the regiments plot in the cemetary. id be facing SPEC-OPS ZOMBIES!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGH!!!!!
2 years, 7 months ago See Keyboard Cat in Scribblenauts!
Santas gone weird? what do u mean "gone"? imo, any1 who sneaks in to little kids rooms with a sack full of toys is nuts to begin with. has it never occured to any1 that the toys r stolen from the bad kids? and while were on the subject, what does the tooth fairy do with the teeth? i think she uses them with voodoo dolls to make kids send her their parents PIN numbers and credit card details. :)
2 years, 7 months ago QOTW: What is your all-time favorite console?
PS2. it may not have done anything really new, but most of the greatest games of all time were exclusives (Okami and Shadow of the Collosus anyone? not to mention San Andreas.) and besides, it was made 10 odd years ago and they're still making games for it.
2 years, 7 months ago Gaming's Most Evil Pranks
the WOW one was just sick. SN need urgent therapy before they do that for real
2 years, 8 months ago Facts about... the ice world
yopu forgot shadow moses
2 years, 8 months ago The Future According to Videogames
@Liamrules42 IIII DOOOOO!!!!
2 years, 8 months ago The unspoken truths of E3 2009
imo, E3 should be in coventry in the UK.
also, motion control sucks, real games FTW
2 years, 8 months ago The Top 7... Failed Franchises We Know How to Fix
splinter cell FTW
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: Modern Warfare 2 vs Left 4 Dead 2 vs Halo 3: ODST
@vitoruss
how is singularity generic? it has a fricking age gun for f***s sake!
2 years, 8 months ago 10 signs you're playing too much Pokemon
3 words (ish) W. T. F.
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: Top 10 things you need to know about today - Tuesday edition
"It doesn’t matter if you’re a man or a monster. Kratos will make you his bitch"

what if ur a penguin
2 years, 8 months ago The sexy sexy booth babes of E3 09
grrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooowl! those nurses are HOT!
2 years, 8 months ago E3 09: Hub
@solsunforge dont u mean RAIDEN
reCAPTCHA: stockings winsor, wtf? i have no idea
2 years, 8 months ago Interview with a booth babe
i just gotta meet ines. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
2 years, 9 months ago QOTW: What game do you always go back to?
Mine's Rainbow Six Vegas 2. sorry but that cover-blindfire-rappel stuff is too cool. slight shame that the voice control didn't work, but that's why god created the X button.
I remember when i got it, the first thing i tried to do was turn the terrorists tactics against them by sticking c4 to my team-mates backs and sending them towards said terrorists. of course, ubi hadn't planned for that and the damn explosives just fell on the floor, but it was worth a try.
2 years, 9 months ago QOTW: What's your biggest hobby aside from gaming?
Reading + Guitar. HELL YES!!
reCAPTCHA: bunting $6,130,063 (WTF?)
2 years, 9 months ago The most stupidly stupid game scenarios ever
LMAO! Loved the Bus Driver entry.