I'm HOT STUFF, COMING YOUR WAY! In all seriousness, I'm Molotov Cupcake. I slap people across the face with my charming demeanor and cut-throat intelligence. I also suffer from delusions of grandeur. Most importantly, I inject myself with pixelated rainbows. I've been running and gunning, making blind jumps, and eviscerating my virtual adversaries for eighteen years now (I'm 20). Even in my old age when society dictates that I should be lounging in a lawn chair and carrying a Vera Bradley purse, I'll still be teabagging your corpse.

My time is spent mostly in front of a TV, exploring distant worlds, putting boastful players in their places, and saving the world countless times over. If I'm not preoccupied with these important tasks, I am writing, working, reading books and manga, or watching anime. I own and operate Spawn Kill , and I write for various other gaming sites. Like all of society who has access to the internet, I have opinions. Unlike 99% of them, they don't come from what others say. I'm pretty easy to get along with, unless you're using tits to promote yourself or turning Sabotage into a team deathmatch. You wouldn't do that to me, would you?