Imagine sitting in the living room, playing any game with some short skirts or giant busts (say Dead or Alive 2 or even Soul Calibur 3), and your dad constantly checking in on you saying “How’s your Japanese porn game going?”

Also, shanking a guard on a rooftop in Assassin’s Creed isn’t exactly mom friendly. “It’s crucial to the mission, mom. If you’re that squeamish then don’t look. Honestly, considering we watch Dexter every weekend, I don’t see what the problem is.”