3 years, 2 months ago FIFA vs PES: The comparison you've never read before
Oh god, the ranting goes on. Yes, Dirk Kuyt is fugly. Yes, andrea pirlo makes is effimante enough to play for the Italian female side... And yet you jibber-jabbered your way out of choosing a true and worthy winner! Which of course is none of them. Even though i strongly favor FIFA, mostly because Dirk Kuyt actually does look inhuman in aforementioned, both games are nothing like watching proper football, or even playing it yourself. Not that they won't soon be so. And FYI, guys, you SUCK at using that trick stick. Going for the fanciest move every time is sure to make you eat grass. Doing the simple, sexy, ass-wiggling dummy moves will have you through the defence in no time!
3 years, 2 months ago FIFA 09
I agree with absolutely everything you guys say except for one ugly little but(t)... The crossing system is bloody godawful! And i've even got help on because i frankly cant cross for beans. Other than that i hate the way the not-quite-so-cream-of-the-crop players are discriminated, especially in Live Season (why oh why did i spend my money on that?!) To take my favorite example, 1899 Hoffenheim (1899% Spitzenklasse, hell yeah!) are at the top of the table and Vedad Ibisevic, all hail his Goofy-ish visage, is league top scorer, while Bayern Munich at current cant even keep Borrussia Mönchengladbach from reducing a 2-0 deficit to a tie. And yet still, Vedad Ibisevic is rated at a puny 77, and Frank Ribery (kudos to that wonderful little frog) and Luca Toni and the rest of the horrid southlanders are rated in the top of the 80's! Reality check, EA!
About Me
Hello folks, thanks for viewing my utterly barren and uninformative profile. Not that it matters to you lot, does it? Other than being slightly mentally unstable (the voices in my head assure me it is so!) and prone to fits of gaming-related rage, i'm a rabid FIFA fan, love Mass Effect, anything Call of Duty or to do with zombies (or both, anyone say Nacht der Untoten?!) and eagerly await getting my hands on End War. The pictures of big russians with bigger guns and AWESOME gas masks make me drool with uninhibited anticipation. And of course the possibility to eradicate great cultural hallmarks, i.e the Capitol, Eiffel Tower, hopefully the Colliseum, the Kremlin, etc, etc, etc. I look forward to discriminating mewling PES fans already. Thats all for now, thanks for listening in to Radio Ramble!