2 years, 1 month ago The Platinum Chalice Awards 2009
I should have known that not even the Platinum Chalice Awards would be safe from fanboy rage, Howetzer and Crazyqazqaz, you two should be ashamed, both your comments are riddled with fanboy rage and you have 1 or 2 good points. As for you Gamesradar, I sense some serious Sony ass-kissing going on here, Uncharted 2 seems plastered all over this article in an uncharming way and Arkham Asylum wasn't nearly as great as you say it was.
2 years, 1 month ago Assassin's Creed II – Feathers and treasure chests guide
Okay, as I've said before, just go to the DNA part of the pause menu and go through the different segments until you get to the one for feathers, then you can see all the feathers you've gotten in each city, and even narrow it down to the districts where you'll get to see how many feathers you're missing from each area, that should help weed out most of these comments.
2 years, 2 months ago Assassin's Creed II – Feathers and treasure chests guide
Supposedly there is, in fact, an easier way to pick up some missing feathers without having to check everyplace on the game all over again - I have yet to try it out [94 of 100, ugh], but it might help some:

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/11/24/ubisoft-assassins-creed-ii-sold-1-6-million-in-first-week?icid=sphere_blogsmith_inpage_joystiq - it's in the comments

"Rask @ Nov 24th 2009 10:56AM

There's still some collection for cheevos/trophies. 100 feathers spread out throughout the whole game.

A lot less painful than the flags with a good guide. The DNA sequence secondary objectives will also show you exactly how many feathers you've collected in which sections of the city down to the quarters so it's a lot more granular and your search area if you're missing only one is greatly reduced."
2 years, 2 months ago 14 console and PC mods you'll wish you owned
This makes me want the r2d2 mod thing, but with a mix of xbox 360, ps3, and wii added to it so I'd have the ultimate console!
2 years, 2 months ago Assassin's Creed II
Been playing this since I got two weeks ago, I love it, and am eagerly awaiting the third installment and if we're lucky, a 4th one too I hope :D
Also, in your breif montage of counter kills, I'm surprised you left out the flagpole move with the spear - I HATE spears but that move gets me every time. 8D *nostalgic thought*
2 years, 2 months ago Predictions for gaming's biggest sequels
Most of your predictions seem head on for me - basically you guys foresaw the same thing I have, great minds think alike I guess ;)
As for the second Assassin's Creed 3 assumption: if Ubisoft does decide to kick everyone in the balls and continue to dick around in the animus then I guess they might end up going through subject 16's memories in an attempt to pick some answers out for half the game, but one way or another, they're gonna have to give Desmond a shot going by the short bit at the end where we get to play as him and kill some Abstergo employees. Either way, the sequel is gonna be great based on the pure epicality of AC2 and I'm lookin' forward to it!(along with Prototype 2 as well)

P.S. - Hopefully, Ubisoft will ignore the retarded, weaboos that constantly bitch about the fact that the AC series doesn't and probably never will(thank god) have any cliche, overused, japanese anime bullshit. Face it, Ninja Gaiden covers that crap, every single game ever created doesn't have to have a relation to Japan or ninjas or samurai warriors. All the wapanese fucktards infesting the interwebz should seriously give it rest.
2 years, 6 months ago Comic-Con 2009: 5 most important missed stories
I'm all for something new in anime other than the ever-present and overrated wishful asian thinking/wet dreams that most of it is - but I swear to the God of video games that the japanese better not screw up Halo like they seem to screw up everything else they get their mits on.
2 years, 6 months ago The Top 7... Nudity You Didn't Notice
So I guess I'm still only one to notice the naked chick in Prototype's boss battle with elizabeth greene then?
2 years, 7 months ago How to Survive a Zombie Invasion
Well we could always get Alex Mercer, he has experience in this stuff - OR we could all infect ourselves with the same blacklight virus as him and then we'll be nigh indestructable killing machines :D
ReCaptcha: overcooked Roux (If you know what a roux is foodwise...)
2 years, 7 months ago Idiot gamers... caught on tape!
most of these are removed, but first of all I'm surprised that keyboard even worked after the first time he bashed it up.
Second - that chocolate milk kid is the shittiest fps shooter I've ever seen - shooting the walls, wtf man?
2 years, 7 months ago Halo 3: ODST
Eh I don't care for ODST. Won't buy it, won't give it a chance. It just looks to me like a ripoff or a half-assed attempt to steer-off from another Halo 4 conversation. Why can't they just make an actual Halo 4, NOT some spinoff or continuation of past events?
2 years, 7 months ago QOTW: What was the first movie game that made you hate movie games?
I'd like to say I've learned my lesson, but I've always had the common sense(or pessimism) to never even give movie games a chance in the first place.
2 years, 7 months ago The Top 7... badass old folks
ps - hardcore hardcore grandma reminds me of my biology teacher from 9th grade XD
2 years, 7 months ago The Top 7... badass old folks
lol, Bill reminds me of my grandpa, only bill is louder and more outspoken, my grandad would never risk telling dear grandma about his zombie shenanigans...
2 years, 7 months ago Would YOU date a game character?
I suppose there's somebody out there for everyone, but that's still creepy and nothing short of unnerving - I'm guessing you guys saved the innapropriate pictures in those messages for yourselves, huh?
2 years, 7 months ago What if GamesRadar designed Downloadable Content?
Now that's what I need!
Lol, seriously though, it would be better if the babies weren't zombies but just normal human babies, then it would be even more fun to kill them them! I mean seriously, they're BABIES, they DESERVE to die, they're not important and they're definitely not cute.
Besides, it would be a real kick in the ass to those annoying people who constantly criticize violence and video games to show off an expansion that's all about slaughtering babies - it's what this world needs nowadays.
PS - make an another expansion for that where you get to kill the preggo women zombies as well! >8D
2 years, 7 months ago QOTW: What dead company or franchise do you miss the most?
@ r3ap3r
Gotta agree on that one - believe it ornot that and medal of honor were the first video games I played - kind of got me into the hobby of it.
BUT they are planning on making a 4th one for ps3. Sadly I'll have to raid a friend's ps3 for that game ^^;;;
2 years, 7 months ago If video game characters were Pokemon
A game like this could ultimately topple the pokemon franchise XD I'd chose Kratos over any of those annoyingly cutsey mascots anyday!
2 years, 7 months ago Can Jerry Bruckheimer attract female gamers?
I don't think anybody can really reiterate it enough on the fact that the sims has no story. Attracting females? Is he really going to do that? I think not. As far as PoP goes - Pirates of the Carribean was probably the only adultlike thing that could ever come out of Disney. I applaud him for actually going to the game dewvelopers for advice and help witht he movie, but he should've kept Disney out of it.
2 years, 7 months ago 38 favourite bullshit PR cliches
"a bad stand-up comedian get progressively drunk out of desperation and piss himself on stage, before eventually starting to cry under the spotlight"

Have you been watching Family Guy GR? XD
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