July 18, 2010
10:16 PM
Kruiser commented on:
GR’s Saturday Giveaway: Prinny plushie and Trinity Universe art book
Look at all the comments!! woot, I will attempt to say something original amongst all this to win your hearts and win me a... wait, what is it? Who Cares! Gimme gimme gimme! Woozle Wuzzle?
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April 27, 2010
1:18 AM
Kruiser commented on:
5 games we wish had audio commentary
@ Metroidhunter32 Maybe Charlie was implying that Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball doesn't "demand commentary"... or perhaps all of that vidya has impaired his ability to count.
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April 13, 2010
5:35 PM
March 23, 2010
9:46 PM
Kruiser commented on:
5 famous people we'd pay to play games with
@ BodyDamage Are you saying that she could have a genetic advantage at playing videogames? Captcha: Spoon thumbs
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February 09, 2010
7:29 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Top 5 iPhone games of January 2010
I was wondering why GTA wasn't on the top games of 2009. Thanks for the reviews guys, keep them coming... You nailed it with that volume thing, and I can't always rely on the user reviews.
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December 25, 2009
11:35 AM
Kruiser commented on:
The sexiest game babes of 2009
You also forgot your very own Lizzie Cuevas! Although you probably just wanted to avoid inducing more fanboyism.. :(
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December 18, 2009
2:23 AM
Kruiser commented on:
6 gaming news flashes you don't need to read
@ Pocotron Melissa Theuriau is notoriously hot, this whole article was probably just an excuse to post her sexy mug. You should probably google her with SafeSearch turned off.
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December 09, 2009
12:19 AM
Kruiser commented on:
MAG (PS3): MAG: Is it any good?
@CAPST3R- My friend, there's this little thing I know of. See it there? It's a capital. It is used to begin sentences, and also for proper nouns. Sorry to point this out, but it's better than not doing so.
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December 05, 2009
8:10 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Are old-school Sonic and Mario really that good?
As a few people said before, a regular feature of this would be great. I have so much nostalgia looking back at a lot of SNES era games, but from time to time I realize my love for certain games was misguided and they haven't stood the test of time (TMNT: Turtles in Time, Final Fight, Mortal Kombat to name a few). On the other hand there are some gems that would be amazing games released even today (Yoshi's Island, Link to the Past, Contra III: The Aliens Wars, Earthworm Jim). And it's nice to see Genesis fanboys getting owned 15 years later!
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October 06, 2009
3:12 AM
3:11 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Black College Football Xperience (Xbox 360): Black College Football The Xperience
Being first on shitty reviews of games no one will ever play (besides the reviewer) is a favourite pass time of mine.
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September 15, 2009
6:10 PM
Kruiser commented on:
Scribblenauts (DS): Scribblenauts
Damn, this was going to be my reason to finally buy a DS... so much hype, but figures it wouldn't live up to the promise.
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September 09, 2009
6:05 PM
Kruiser commented on:
Guitar Hero 5 (PS3): Guitar Hero 5
So the verdict is out... GH5 > The Beatles?? Sounds like there are some awesome tracks, might have to check this one out.
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June 16, 2009
9:22 PM
Kruiser commented on:
The Top 7 videogame legends we never want to hear again
@ pikachu2000. I think this article's title was meant as a clever way to say "hey here are the greatest and most notorious legends in gaming, but we don't want to patronize those who have been following the industry for years and have heard these stories dozens of times". I have heard these mostly myself but it was still nice to get a recap, the Tetris one was actually mostly new to me and I quite enjoyed that documentary. The writeup for E.T. was pure comedic genius btw, I started laughing at the remote Amazonian tribe thing and it only got better from there.
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May 28, 2009
4:33 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Smashiest glass!
Hi Lizzie, I don't leave my house to meet girls in the real world because I am too busy smashing glass in videogames and when I'm not busy doing that some of my other pass times include watching videos of people smashing glass in videogames, and smashing glass in my basement. Anyways, I hope (judging by this video) that you are a lonely soul like me and that by reading this in your comments section you will marry me. Or at least we could you know, go and grab a beer or something. (in a paper cup)
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May 23, 2009
5:33 AM
Kruiser commented on:
InFamous (PS3): InFamous
These fanboy rants are not compelling. I give them a 7 out of 10.
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May 22, 2009
12:41 AM
Kruiser commented on:
QOTW: What game are you most ashamed you never beat?
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. I have played and beaten every other game in the series (technically just watched the NES endings on Youtube) For some damn reason I owned this game for several years and it never came out of the package. The sick thing is, I consider 1 and 4 to be two of my favourite games of all time.
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May 06, 2009
1:48 PM
Kruiser commented on:
The most stupidly stupid game scenarios ever
Wow, some snippy comments today guys. You must have found a better alternate website for looking up hilarious yet educational videogame related stories and lists. Oh, that place doesn't exist and you yourself don't add one positive thing to the internets? Then shut the hell up please. Gamesradar is the cream of the crop as far as I know, and even if you don't like EVERYTHING they write, I don't see how you can come down on a simple yet fun article like this. and i hate doing recaptcha, but "Work appear"... must be affected by the economy. Or job island.
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April 14, 2009
6:14 PM
Kruiser commented on:
NPPL Championship Paintball 2009 (Xbox 360): NPPL Championship Paintball 2009
huh, I made that same bold claim on another game that received a 3. But alas the only thing more interesting than a game that receives a 3 is a game that scores a 2. So you are not the last, and likely neither am I. second
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April 04, 2009
3:39 AM
3:39 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Why it's hard being a girl gamer, explained by a dude
http://www.thisisatesttoseeifyourcommentsreallyswallowfakehtmltags.com I'm doubtful.
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March 16, 2009
11:46 PM
Kruiser commented on:
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (DS): Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
Oh Snap! Great burn on us loyal sony followers :(. I will buy a DS thanks to this game. But I won't give up my ps3 just yet!
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March 13, 2009
12:22 AM
Kruiser commented on:
How not to be a total jerk online in SFIV
Seeing all the comments from Gamesradar staff on this article gives me an idea; you guys should host some sort of competition where eager SF players can get a chance to compete against the staff. (I promise I won't pick Ken) Or are you just a bunch of wethers?
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February 27, 2009
4:47 PM
Kruiser commented on:
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (DS): Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
Yeah I see where you are going red... towards more censorship. I'm sure to any logical discerning mind China Town wars (as with an GTA) will teach us why NOT to get into selling drugs. I mean your character is imprisoned/dies every 15 minutes, seems like a pretty good deterrent (assuming we can differentiate that real life prison doesn't only cost a small fee and you're a free man; and that death is pretty final). And I'm happy if DS starts to break its target audience mold a bit, I'm one more exclusive from buying the damn thing.
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February 19, 2009
6:13 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Videogames versus the real world
@ BeefSupreme what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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3:49 AM
Kruiser commented on:
These games are not what you think they are
who reads user comments above 100 words? hands up
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February 14, 2009
10:44 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Flower (PS3): Flower
looks like sarcasm is lost on us
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February 12, 2009
4:00 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Gaming's big-ass booms!
ZOMG111!! a girl on the internet.. and she said "Bang". Recaptcha: Bang Lizzie
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February 10, 2009
1:55 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Top 9 gaming records
I just wanted to throw this out there: not all Canadians dislike French Canadians and sing their anthem in French just to be spiteful.
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1:55 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Cool concept art vs. crushing reality
@ EAZYSTRIDA69 : Dude, I read and reread your comment to try and find what you meant by biustnes?? Is this some sort of sick game of Mad Gab, please help?
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February 03, 2009
10:51 PM
Kruiser commented on:
The 16 best bonus levels of all time
Sorry to all of the 13 year olds who haven't been around for the golden years of gaming. But rather than say "why all the old games" or "where are the new games".. why not offer up a constructive example? Because you have nothin' so GTFO
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February 02, 2009
8:41 PM
Kruiser commented on:
Killzone 2 (PS3): Killzone 2
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January 23, 2009
6:02 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Game levels that look like anuses
Hmmm, anyone remember the Purgatory level from God of War (I think it was Styx or something) That game had an interesting take on the in-game anus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvrECzLVnpc&feature=related (3:42-3:56)
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January 21, 2009
10:20 PM
Kruiser commented on:
Biggest unfulfilled promises in gaming
Hey gamesradar, just a quick suggestion/ hope that when you remove a comment it just gets deleted completely rather than "comment removed by moderator" whenever I read that I get an insatiable curiosity as to what was said but can never know :(
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January 09, 2009
6:09 AM
Kruiser commented on:
GamesRadar's predictions for gaming in 2009
"close our eyes and rub the inside of our lucky pocket vigorously" subtle. ______________________ who is Morton Ludlow?
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5:52 AM
Kruiser commented on:
Stabbing through Killzone 2
It's okay gamesradar... you shouldn't need to defend what you guys do every day: poke fun at the games industry as a whole. Everyone who is freaking out about their bias against this game or any other needs to un-bunch their panties; it is merely for our entertainment. Gamesradar and it's journalists (probably) aren't allied with particular companies or games like you desperate fanbois so clearly are.
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December 19, 2008
6:35 PM
6:34 PM
Kruiser has updated their platforms.
6:32 PM
Kruiser commented on:
Bionic Commando how's the multiplayer?
You guys just piqued my interest in a game that up until now I had no hope for at all. I appreciate the insight!
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December 11, 2008
7:13 PM
Kruiser commented on:
Ultimate Band (Wii): Ultimate Band
how did this game get a 4?
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