Look at all the comments!! woot, I will attempt to say something original amongst all this to win your hearts and win me a... wait, what is it? Who Cares! Gimme gimme gimme!

Woozle Wuzzle?

@ Metroidhunter32

Maybe Charlie was implying that Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball doesn't "demand commentary"... or perhaps all of that vidya has impaired his ability to count.

lol, owned

@ BodyDamage

Are you saying that she could have a genetic advantage at playing videogames?

Captcha: Spoon thumbs

I was wondering why GTA wasn't on the top games of 2009. Thanks for the reviews guys, keep them coming... You nailed it with that volume thing, and I can't always rely on the user reviews.

You also forgot your very own Lizzie Cuevas! Although you probably just wanted to avoid inducing more fanboyism.. :(

@ Pocotron

Melissa Theuriau is notoriously hot, this whole article was probably just an excuse to post her sexy mug. You should probably google her with SafeSearch turned off.

@CAPST3R- My friend, there's this little thing I know of. See it there? It's a capital. It is used to begin sentences, and also for proper nouns. Sorry to point this out, but it's better than not doing so.

As a few people said before, a regular feature of this would be great. I have so much nostalgia looking back at a lot of SNES era games, but from time to time I realize my love for certain games was misguided and they haven't stood the test of time (TMNT: Turtles in Time, Final Fight, Mortal Kombat to name a few).
On the other hand there are some gems that would be amazing games released even today (Yoshi's Island, Link to the Past, Contra III: The Aliens Wars, Earthworm Jim). And it's nice to see Genesis fanboys getting owned 15 years later!

That's right America, I said favoUrite.

Being first on shitty reviews of games no one will ever play (besides the reviewer) is a favourite pass time of mine.

Damn, this was going to be my reason to finally buy a DS... so much hype, but figures it wouldn't live up to the promise.

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So the verdict is out... GH5 > The Beatles?? Sounds like there are some awesome tracks, might have to check this one out.

@ pikachu2000. I think this article's title was meant as a clever way to say "hey here are the greatest and most notorious legends in gaming, but we don't want to patronize those who have been following the industry for years and have heard these stories dozens of times".

I have heard these mostly myself but it was still nice to get a recap, the Tetris one was actually mostly new to me and I quite enjoyed that documentary.

The writeup for E.T. was pure comedic genius btw, I started laughing at the remote Amazonian tribe thing and it only got better from there.

Hi Lizzie, I don't leave my house to meet girls in the real world because I am too busy smashing glass in videogames and when I'm not busy doing that some of my other pass times include watching videos of people smashing glass in videogames, and smashing glass in my basement.

Anyways, I hope (judging by this video) that you are a lonely soul like me and that by reading this in your comments section you will marry me. Or at least we could you know, go and grab a beer or something. (in a paper cup)

These fanboy rants are not compelling. I give them a 7 out of 10.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. I have played and beaten every other game in the series (technically just watched the NES endings on Youtube) For some damn reason I owned this game for several years and it never came out of the package.

The sick thing is, I consider 1 and 4 to be two of my favourite games of all time.

Wow, some snippy comments today guys. You must have found a better alternate website for looking up hilarious yet educational videogame related stories and lists. Oh, that place doesn't exist and you yourself don't add one positive thing to the internets? Then shut the hell up please. Gamesradar is the cream of the crop as far as I know, and even if you don't like EVERYTHING they write, I don't see how you can come down on a simple yet fun article like this.

and i hate doing recaptcha, but "Work appear"... must be affected by the economy. Or job island.

huh, I made that same bold claim on another game that received a 3. But alas the only thing more interesting than a game that receives a 3 is a game that scores a 2. So you are not the last, and likely neither am I.

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