Enjoy all the classic songs they've sampled, remixed beyond all recognition of their originality, with the ubiquitous autotuning that violates the very notion of music, and dance to it.

[BRIDGING ANOTHER INTERNET GAEMZ JURNALIZM REFERENCE]

Cast Bufu on things!

THE WRATH OF THE FLAME LEGION IS, adorable!

A mahogany cookie humidor. Classy.

I don't know if my TV can harness so many Dreamworks faces on one screen. The grin/sneering of the Pepsi-Cola CGI brand characters would be too much.

The answer for all three goes to Battlefield Heroes.

Finally, someone has the balls to capitalize on Batman, AND squad-based competitive FPSes. If we can find a way to throw in Abraham Lincoln, Doctor Who, bacon, and the obligatory semi-attractive girl that claims to have beaten Chrono Trigger fifty times, then this would be the biggest nerd fantasy.

Give me the PC or 360 version, so give me your best shot Flatlander Woman.

Okay, now all that's left is that whole legalize weed thing and that gay marriage thing and we can call it. Maybe we can throw in a way to legalize murdering people who cut me off in traffic. I'm looking at you in the silver BMW with the smartphone.

The Black Eyed Peas: A guy with some talent, another guy with very little talent, a guy who contributes nothing, and a woman who is the Meg Griffin of the group.

What was up with the proportions of that guitar-playing monkey? That is too lanky for even Lanky Kong.

I like how the figures are standing, it's like Yoshi saw Luigi and went, "Say whaaa?"

Totally awesome VIDEO GAMES!

Guys, we should attack its weak point for massive damage.

What about every arcade beat-em-up between 1987-1994?

I need a new game for my PSP, and this is the right game for it.

Let me throw up a few more mentions (heh, throw up)

Gals Fighter for the Neo Geo Pocket Color: An 8-bit 2D fighter featuring some of the most known fighting femme fatales of the Neo Geo catalog, and a cross-dressing Iori.

Mighty Final Fight for the NES: An SD (super deformed, not standard definition) version of Final Fight, and the first time that the "female" Poison made its US debut.

Mortal Kombat Anthologies: Sub-Zero for the Nintendo 64: A 2D sidescrolling beat-em-up featuring everyone's favorite ice-shooting ninja. Sadly, the game sucks balls and bollocks, depending on region.

If Clippy made it into this, then you forgot the ultimate hated character in the history of man's creation: BONZI BUDDY!

I have to stop drinking my favorite beverages by pouring the contents into my cupped hands. If only there was a way for me to enjoy my favorite beverages all the while keeping the contents of said favorite beverages in my cupped hands?

It's a first person...platformer puzzle something? It's a first person sans shooter, thus it is lame. Would you rather be shooting the dicks off of crazy psychos in Bulletstorm, or being a pacifist liberal pansy trying to sneak by a gun turret in Portal? Case rested.