3 years, 5 months ago Portal
I agree, the game was short, but it was so much fun. It was a bit challenging at some parts, but after some thinking, it was simple. I adored the turrets and hated when I killed them, because afterwards they would tell you that they don't hate you, then die. Poor things.

Anyone looking for a twist on first-person shooters, this is the game for you.
3 years, 5 months ago Portal (Xbox 360)
Fun and interesting game. I would definitely play this game again and again. The little song at the end of the game is catchy, and the turrets made me laugh when they talked to you/the main character.
3 years, 5 months ago Portal is the most subversive game ever
Did this "guy" even play Portal? My brother, boyfriend, and I ALL played Portal together.

The turrets had FEMALE voices, OBVIOUS female voices. The woman who voiced GLaDoS also voiced the turrets. And how the hell was destroying the stupid companion cube a male figure? It was a pixelated box you needed to get through the level, so you HAD to depend on it, otherwise never get through the level.

And those who play first-person shooter games are not "forced" to like violence, it's how the game is designed. I'm female, and I've played Halo 1,2 and 3, Perfect Dark (N64 version), and Gears of War. I didn't love violence when I played those games, and I still don't love violence.

The game was anything BUT what this guy reviewed it as, and anyone who's looking for even a half-decent review should look elsewhere.

The guy who reviewed this needs to go back and actually play the game, then write a better review.

Portal was a fun and interesting game, not the feminist trash he reviewed it to be.