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December 31, 2008
6:14 AM
KittenPunter commented on:
Portal (Xbox 360): Portal is the most subversive game ever
So this is what happens when someone with Down Syndrome over-analyzes way too much. First off, there's a little game you may have heard of called Metroid Prime. I recall that was a FPS with a female protagonist. Second, the turrets have more of a female voice then anything (Accourding to IMDB, turrets were voiced by Ellen McLain. You're a moron DNAndy11.). Companion Cube is a man?! How'd you come across that? Outside of BEING AN INANIMATE OBJECT WITH HEARTS ON THE SIDES. I'm starting to believe you just watched a gameplay montage on Youtube and just CLAIM that you played Portal. Maybe, instead of spending all those hours looking through a thesaurus looking for words to use that make you sound smarter (seriously, that whole paragraph on what First Person Shooter really means? Pointless), you should have spent them actually playing Portal.
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10 months 26 days ago on Portal (Xbox 360): Portal is the most subversive game ever
So this is what happens when someone with Down Syndrome over-analyzes way too much. First off, there's a little game you may have heard of called Metroid Prime. I recall that was a FPS with a female protagonist. Second, the turrets have more of a female voice then anything (Accourding to IMDB, turrets were voiced by Ellen McLain. You're a moron DNAndy11.). Companion Cube is a man?! How'd you come across that? Outside of BEING AN INANIMATE OBJECT WITH HEARTS ON THE SIDES. I'm starting to believe you just watched a gameplay montage on Youtube and just CLAIM that you played Portal. Maybe, instead of spending all those hours looking through a thesaurus looking for words to use that make you sound smarter (seriously, that whole paragraph on what First Person Shooter really means? Pointless), you should have spent them actually playing Portal.
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