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5 months 14 days ago on QOTW: What's the most you've geeked out over a game?
.....and it was immeaditely fixed
5 months 14 days ago on QOTW: What's the most you've geeked out over a game?
Whoops, looks like Tyler Wilde made a "Wilde" mistake: it should be titled "What's the Maddest You've Ever Been at a Game?"

Anyway, I don't like to talk non-stop about a game because I know how nerdy it makes me sound, but probably Fallout 3.
6 months 20 days ago on The Top 7... game religions
NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!

Cant believe that Oblivion's Dark Brotherhood didnt make it in here! It's great to hear people you need to assassinates' reactions to

"The Night Mother weeps while you still live."
OR
"Prepare to meet Sithis in the Void!!"
6 months 26 days ago on The most stupidly stupid game scenarios ever
Hmmm.... probably should have had Oblivion:

YOU: "So, Patrick Stewart, why am I in the Imperial City jail again?"

Patrick: "Well I am not sure of this even though I'm the FUCKING KING OF AN ENTIRE CONTINENT. Perhaps the Gods have placed you here so that we should meet.....blahblahFate blahblahbullshitblah.

Even if the Gods DID stick you in a fucking prison to somehow reward you for being Cyrodiil's savior, it doesn't explain why, if they are all-knowing, that they can't see you doing all the crazily evil shit you can do in that game.
7 months 11 days ago on Monsters vs Aliens (DS): Monsters vs Aliens
^^
^^
Fittingly
7 months 15 days ago on 10 simple steps to being a better videogame bad guy
1. Don't announce "BOOM!" BEFORE you launch your rocket, and then give enough time for whoever your firing at enough time to jump into cover.

2. Don't bother killing any enemies who aren't the player; they are usually invulnerable, and if they aren't, then you still won't win until the player is dead.
8 months 5 days ago on The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (DS): New Zelda game. Link's got a train! See the trailer
um......oh no?


PLEASE, Nintendo, PLEASE don't make this the first casual main Zelda game, PLEASE.
8 months 5 days ago on 100 reasons fanboys hate RPGs
lol I loves the week o' hate.

One small problem, in the "Sleep to Level Up" reason, that was a screen of Fallout 3, NOT The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

But yeah, Jesus there were a lot of annoyances with Oblivion in this video, but yup it's all in the spirit of HATE.
8 months 5 days ago on The games we hate to love
Sonic Adventure and Shadow the Hedgehog were games I loved waaaaay too much when they came out.

Sonic Adventure isn't THAT bad of a game, but its nearly unplayable now.

HOWEVER, I decided I would see just how bad Shadow the Hedgehog really is, since tons of people were spewing crap about it.


I now know firsthand why.
8 months 7 days ago on 38 favourite bullshit PR cliches
“A chance for fans to explore previously unseen parts of the much-loved franchise X universe”
basically means Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

“X-number of new [insert feature/item/clothing]”
can apply to any expansion with the word "Sims" on it.
8 months 15 days ago on The Top 7… games you either love or hate
Oh, and I've played Pokemon, AND watched the anime, AND bought those shitty Pokemon Stadium games for N64 since age SIX and I haven't become a devil-worshiping occultist like that dumbass pastor/priest/ whateverthehellrankidontgiveashitabout
said I would.

So there...
8 months 15 days ago on The Top 7… games you either love or hate
In all honesty, judging by people who post on this website, it seems that you either love or hate the Gabriel Knight series.

Really
I'm not making fun of it
honestly


I promise :D
8 months 18 days ago on TalkRadar 42 - David Hasselhoff!
I used to be able to scream like R2-D2 when I was younger, but alas, for goddamned puberty stole my gift!

Also, I do a pretty mean Won't Get Fooled Again scream (or CSI for people who never played Rock Band) that makes unsuspecting party-goers jump

hehehe....
8 months 18 days ago on TalkRadar 42 - David Hasselhoff!
And also that happened to my computer while I was playing WoW on this very computer.....
8 months 18 days ago on TalkRadar 42 - David Hasselhoff!
So Mikel, you scream like in Won't Get Fooled Again?

Also, I dont get the blurred picture......... but considering its was posted by Chris, I'd guess its probably his unspeakables 0_o
8 months 20 days ago on Gaming's greatest blood sports
One you might want to add is the arena battles of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, mostly because all matches are to the death and the blood of those killed flows into the training areas underneath the battleground. Also, in the tunnels leading into the arena are massive trails of blood and the bloody handprints of those defeated.
Mmmmmmm......tender.....

Bonus!- a most fitting reCAPTCHA:
Gullet's breaking

It's coincidentally perfect!
8 months 22 days ago on The Best Videogame Stories Ever
I would like to have seen Shadow of the Colossus on here, but it doesn't matter.

Lotsa 90s PC adventures on here, eh? Must have some good plots back in the dinosaurs ages.
9 months 5 days ago on Shadow of the Colossus (PS2): Shadow of the Colossus
4 comments now

And actually I was thinking the same thing. This will be the thing that sells me the PS3 if a sequel is released for it. I want more flying colossus in a second game.
9 months 7 days ago on Shadow of the Colossus (PS2): The Top 7 - Fruitless Endeavors
Hmmmmmmmmm.....

Pokemon used to be about gettin em all when I was a kid.

Now it's about the most powerful team for me.

It doesn't matter anymore because all my friends hack now anyway, and they dont think its cheating. (EX. "I just found those 6 Shaymins in a patch of grass!)
9 months 10 days ago on TalkRadar 39
um, who the hell WERE those kids anyway? And why did you let em touch your energy sword and lancer?

If the answer is in the podcast, sorry, I haven't listened yet