YOU: "So, Patrick Stewart, why am I in the Imperial City jail again?"
Patrick: "Well I am not sure of this even though I'm the FUCKING KING OF AN ENTIRE CONTINENT. Perhaps the Gods have placed you here so that we should meet.....blahblahFate blahblahbullshitblah.
Even if the Gods DID stick you in a fucking prison to somehow reward you for being Cyrodiil's savior, it doesn't explain why, if they are all-knowing, that they can't see you doing all the crazily evil shit you can do in that game.
1. Don't announce "BOOM!" BEFORE you launch your rocket, and then give enough time for whoever your firing at enough time to jump into cover.
2. Don't bother killing any enemies who aren't the player; they are usually invulnerable, and if they aren't, then you still won't win until the player is dead.
Oh, and I've played Pokemon, AND watched the anime, AND bought those shitty Pokemon Stadium games for N64 since age SIX and I haven't become a devil-worshiping occultist like that dumbass pastor/priest/ whateverthehellrankidontgiveashitabout
said I would.
One you might want to add is the arena battles of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, mostly because all matches are to the death and the blood of those killed flows into the training areas underneath the battleground. Also, in the tunnels leading into the arena are massive trails of blood and the bloody handprints of those defeated.
Mmmmmmm......tender.....
Bonus!- a most fitting reCAPTCHA:
Gullet's breaking
And actually I was thinking the same thing. This will be the thing that sells me the PS3 if a sequel is released for it. I want more flying colossus in a second game.
Pokemon used to be about gettin em all when I was a kid.
Now it's about the most powerful team for me.
It doesn't matter anymore because all my friends hack now anyway, and they dont think its cheating. (EX. "I just found those 6 Shaymins in a patch of grass!)