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Jputz69 commented on: Stupid game terminology |
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| LOL Poltergust 3000 = Dustbuster awesome article |
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Jputz69 commented on: The Top 7... worst product cameos |
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| LOL "we may all soon have BAWLS in our mouths". Great Article |
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Jputz69 commented on: E3 09: Trailers - The best, the worst and the bizarre |
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| LOL at the No More Heroes 2 trailer | |
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Jputz69 commented on: QOTW: What's the angriest you've been at a game? |
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| Do I win the award for longest post in this feature? And if you read all of that congradulations, you have a long attention span. Pat yourself on the back. |
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Jputz69 commented on: QOTW: What's the angriest you've been at a game? |
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| Call of Duty 4 on Veteran mode............. besides the unending horde of super-soldiers that kill u in two shots (3 if your lucky) and the insufferable spamming of twenty grenades all hitting you at once (I mean really, who the F*CK has that many grenades???), there is the Mile High Club!!! After countless tries and millions of curse words later (everytime my mother asked if it was me cursing, i just said it was a pottty-mouthed 8 year old on Xbox Live), I FINALLY got to the final terrorist with the hostage. I Shot him in the leg to knock him down, just like i did in the other modes. THEN some bull crap appeared and started spewing some turd about "Veterens don't inflict flech wounds"! I picked up my controller, b*tch slapped my Xbox 360, took out the game, threw it at the wall (which left a scratch on the paint on the wall), went outside and dropped my controller into a hole my dog had made sometime before. For some reason I decided to get my controller that night (Well, it was pretty expensive) and i tried to play the game, it worked, and i finally beat that f*cking cheap level and got my golden achievement. Some time after, my cousin said "Hey I saw that you got Mile Hight Club, think u can do it for me?". I probably shouldn't have done what I did but, I threw his controller and hit him in the balls. Thats it... end of story. Oh yea, then i had the pleasure of playing Call of Duty: World at War on Veteran. I almost jumped out of a window. One last thing: FALLOUT 3! Besides all of the random freezes and glitches, you have the tedious task of kepping your canine friend, Dogmeat, alive. I kept him alive with me for the whole game, and then the F*cking mirelurks got smart and jumped me just when I was about to enter a building. Before I knew what had happened, I entered the building and when the loading screen stopped, I saw that dreaded pop up, "Dogmeat has died", followed by, "Autosaving...". And that was the end of my dear Dogmeat, and that stupid Pip boy guy can suck it, I knew he was mocking me with that smiley face after it said Autosaved. Luckily, the newest DLC introduces the perk "Puppies!", which gives me a new dog everytime one dies (somehow dogmeat knocked up another dog when I wasn't looking). Now I go through about 10 Dogmeats per day. :D Man, all of this text and I still have 2550 characters left. How will anyone ever fill up this comment box........ |
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