"(unless you've already clicked the video and aren't actually reading these words at all. In which case screw you. You smell awful and your haircut is bloody ridiculous. See what I say about you when you're not reading? No. No you don't, do you? And that's exactly my point)"
This has no place in the article. Not funny and you come off as snarky. Also, it makes me sad. :(
For some reason I wasn't too excited for this game, but after reading that review and seeing that smack-in-the-face ten, I think I might have to get excited. TEN. BLAM!
The fact that this is launching along with the Sonic 4 episodes seems very disingenuous. Doesn't Sega have other franchises to work on? Do we honestly need 1-3 Sonic games a year? How can anyone hold hope for Sonic when Sega seems to be throwing darts rather than simply taking a few years to make a clever game?