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4:03 AM

TrIp13G It's time. I'm returning to the forums after a long-ass hiatus.

3:52 AM

TrIp13G commented on: 10,000 years of Castlevania
	Why did Kojima declare Legends non-canon? Because he's a dick, that's why. But I love him, because he still supervises the most kickass 2D platforming RPGs.
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December 03, 2009

8:37 PM

skyguy343 commented on: 10 of the most extreme controllers EVER
	hmmm, trance vubrator eh...
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December 02, 2009

1:35 AM

skyguy343 commented on: Cheat on your console
	last guardian AND no mroe heroes. jizztastic. also, Mario galaxy 2 will have about 90% more Yoshi. there was that suspicious looking planet in one of the first levels.
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December 01, 2009

8:29 PM

skyguy343 commented on: James Cameron's Avatar: The Game (Xbox 360): James Cameron's Avatar: The Game
	definetely looking forward to the movie but wasn't expecting much from the game. first.
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November 29, 2009

11:23 PM

bron1417 now loves Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360).

11:23 PM

bron1417 is now playing Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360).

11:22 PM

Major League Baseball 2K8 (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for bron1417.

11:22 PM

bron1417 is no longer playing Major League Baseball 2K8 (Xbox 360).

11:22 PM

NBA Live 09 (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for bron1417.

11:22 PM

bron1417 is no longer playing NBA Live 09 (Xbox 360).

11:22 PM

NFL Head Coach 09 (Xbox 360) is now collecting dust for bron1417.

11:22 PM

bron1417 is no longer playing NFL Head Coach 09 (Xbox 360).

6:29 AM

skyguy343 has beaten Grand Theft Auto IV (Xbox 360).

6:29 AM

skyguy343 is no longer playing Grand Theft Auto IV (Xbox 360).

6:28 AM

skyguy343 is no longer playing Fight Night Round 3 (Xbox 360).

6:28 AM

skyguy343 has beaten Assassin's Creed (Xbox 360).

6:28 AM

skyguy343 is no longer playing Assassin's Creed (Xbox 360).

6:27 AM

skyguy343 iaretehwalrus

November 27, 2009

7:00 PM

JoeMasturbaby commented on: 2009's best under-the-radar games
	@SuperBadnik: odd coincidence you posted right before me. i love GTA:CW, and you dont because youve never played it im sure.
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6:59 PM

JoeMasturbaby commented on: 2009's best under-the-radar games
	not being an owner of current gen. consoles, i was kinda hoping the platforms would be listed along with the game. but i loved reading all this.
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November 26, 2009

6:34 AM

TrIp13G commented on: Best of the Black Friday deals
	Hey! hhgregg has my name in it! I'M SUING!
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November 24, 2009

10:38 PM

skyguy343 commented on: APB (Xbox 360): APB – hands-on
	is it third or first person? and what engine does it run on because it looks similiar to euphoria...
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November 20, 2009

11:07 PM

JoeMasturbaby commented on: TalkRadar 78 - Win free stuff!
	hey where is this Tony Hawk skateboard contest?!?!? i skate (not very well), and ive played every tony hawk game everrrrrr. i want this, so somebody message me a link to this contest please!
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11:01 PM

TrIp13G commented on: TalkRadar 78 - Win free stuff!
	Also, CHARLIE!
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11:01 PM

TrIp13G commented on: TalkRadar 78 - Win free stuff!
	Nearly three hours of content? SWEET JESUS.
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10:51 PM

JoeMasturbaby commented on: TalkRadar 78 - Win free stuff!
	BLAGAGSAGGWAGGEGRGAGGRAGGRGSGGRAGRG!
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1:07 AM

SantaSeal and GamesRadarBrettElston are now friends.

November 19, 2009

11:25 PM

JoeMasturbaby commented on: The secret shops of Akihabara
	this is probably the most fascinating article ive ever read on GR. i knew nothing about this, and its interesting to me. Maybe someday i'll visit.
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November 18, 2009

8:34 AM

Z-man427 commented on: Assassin's Creed II (PS3): Assassin's Creed II
	I went to the midnight release of this (I don't know what compelled me to when i could have gotten it after work today) and played it for just one hour when I got home. It's excellent I just got through the first assassination and I have to say that I'm loving the slightly sped up combat, the more fluid climbing, the hidden blades in combat... My only gripe is that the faces sometimes look a bit PS2ish, specifically Lucy. What did they do to her? For a collection of pixels in a game, she was relatively hot in the first. Now not so much. But that's just a little thing. the actual gameplay is visually beautiful. 15-20 hours for the sequel of a game that you could easily beat in 6 hours is really very enticing and pretty impressive. all in all, my first impression i that this review was right on the florins.
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November 17, 2009

6:16 PM

GamesRadarBrettElston is now playing Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360).

6:15 PM

GamesRadarBrettElston now loves Left 4 Dead 2 (Xbox 360).

6:15 PM

GamesRadarBrettElston has beaten Left 4 Dead 2 (Xbox 360).

6:15 PM

GamesRadarBrettElston is no longer playing Left 4 Dead 2 (Xbox 360).

7:15 AM

rafa_slash commented on: Left 4 Dead 2 (Xbox 360): Left 4 Dead 2
	....what kind of motivation do you want? ..you can pretend those are the zombies of that airport level in MW2 For me they are all clones of Michael Bay I can shoot over and over
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November 14, 2009

6:18 AM

GamesRadarBrettElston updated their profile.

5:55 AM

GamesRadarBrettElston commented on: New Super Mario Bros Wii (Wii): New Super Mario Bros Wii
	Bear in mind that 7 is still "good," and I certainly don't think this is bad game. But as a lifelong Mario fan, I don't see how anyone could consider this better, let alone on par with SMB3, Mario World, SM64 or Galaxy. Good, not great, not exceptional.
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12:01 AM

JoeMasturbaby commented on: TalkRadar 77 - Dedicated servers
	if Hank is gonna still get his little bitch segment, we should be able to make suggestions on what he should complain about. no offense Hank, but idc what you have to say even when im forced to. :/ love you on the podcast though. :)
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November 12, 2009

2:17 AM

GamesRadarBrettElston is now playing Left 4 Dead 2 (Xbox 360).

2:16 AM

GamesRadarBrettElston has beaten DJ Hero (Xbox 360).

2:16 AM

GamesRadarBrettElston has beaten New Super Mario Bros Wii (Wii).

2:16 AM

GamesRadarBrettElston is no longer playing New Super Mario Bros Wii (Wii).

November 11, 2009

8:27 PM

smellslikefish is now following JoeMasturbaby.

2:44 AM

skyguy343 now wants Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360).

2:38 AM

skyguy343 commented on: Modern Warfare: The story so far
	I would have appreciated if Gaz was included in this article as he provided one of the best lines in all of video game history and he was cool. Please GR, at least explain his absence.
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