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IronicBob commented on:
QOTW: Have you beaten every game in a series? Which one? |
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Oh no, is this counting Halo Wars? |
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IronicBob commented on:
QOTW: Have you beaten every game in a series? Which one? |
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All the Pokemon games that count, as well as of the Halo trilogy. Would do Half-Life, but am too scared of Antlions (which are becoming a bit of an obsession by now.) |
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IronicBob commented on:
Gordon Freeman: Strongest personality in gaming |
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I can't get to the bit on page 5 because I'm too scared of Antlions. Now I feel a bit left out. |
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IronicBob commented on:
12 videogame stories that jumped the shark |
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I liked Gravemind. He was amongst my 3 favorite characters in the Halo trilogy. |
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Fake Ass Shark Games |
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What about Gameshark? Not quite a game, but... |
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IronicBob commented on:
Why 3D is the new HD |
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The only thing I'm worried about is it making Antlions even MORE scary. Dear god, I can just imagine it: `Valve presents: Half-Life: Scary Scary Mandibles in 3-D`. Shiver. |
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IronicBob commented on:
59 levels to play before you die: S - Z |
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I'm surprised you've left out the Tanker Level in MGS 2. |
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IronicBob commented on:
Top 20 Overlooked Game Babes |
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Alyx Vance is OVERLOOKED? The only reasons I'm not in there are: a) The age difference that slides from `he likes the more mature lady` to `creepy`. b) The fact she does not exist. c) Two words, one beginning with G. |
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QOTW: What's the angriest you've been at a game? |
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Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance. My family and I were just about to go to a food festival (multiple cheese = I'm there.), and we were just about to set off when a cutscene started on MGS2, which I was playing at the time. After trying to skip it (seriously, WHERE IS THE SKIP BUTTON?) for a while, I reasoned that it would only last a couple of minutes. After 5 minutes, the bomb disposal guy was delving into his psyche through the international language of photo montages, and in the background I swear I could hear glaciers moving, my life gradually ticking away, and Raiden slowly beginning to weep. Dad came up, because he was getting a little worried. I silently yearned for the Tanker level, where the cutscenes longer than 5 minutes had the excuse of being ever so badass. Dad slowly got angrier. I got more and more humiliated by the whole debacle. Bomb disposal guy was talking about cologne, or something. My mind slowly tried to gnaw parts of itself off in a futile escape attempt in the manner of a trapped coyote. I snapped, turned it off, went into the sunlight and enjoyed the food festival. And what was the reward I got for having to sit through that cutscene again? I'm still blooming well stuck. |
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Mature games remade for the Wii family