First. Had to be said, sorry.
And yeah, I'm gunna avoid this game like the plague.
Looks... effin' atrocious.
But thanks for the review, to tell it's not TOO atrocious. Brief and accurate. I likes 'em that way.
Wow, so now we're gunna get the phrase "Tropy Whore"...
That's good, I think, because bored middle-aged men NEED a Trophy Whore, so that they can be seen as cheating on their Trophy Wife.
I can't wait to see the YouTube videos pop up of eternal flame wars kicking off in Home now...
It'll just be hilarious.
Like a kitten, falling off a fence.
Or a fat lady falling off a treadmill.
Chris, you infernal douche, you spawner of lies, like a cheap, white trash trailer park of deceit and scandal, you trickster and prankster upon innocent internet-dwelling innocents such as ourselves.
Kudos.
You totally had us trippin'.
May the force live long with you, and your father, young Luke Skywalker.
Wait... Wait a second!
Holy crap... That was priceless... "what's an ambush?"
I also love how, I got a slight hint of extreme awkwardness between the cheerleaders and Shane.
Means they're intimidated by you, mate, hope you got yourself some digits from them.
I haven't had an all out crash on my 360 copy, but I've had more than a few telltale signs that it's about to.
Following battles and cinema transitions, I'll get a momentary freeze, or that loud sound of the disc struggling to read... It's truly terrifying each and every time! I don't consider it a sign of "Will FFXIII crash?" but rather "Oh god, WHEN will FFXIII crash?" SAVE OFTEN!
Especially with the Episodic treatment that point and clicks seem to favor these days (Strong Bad, Sam and Max, Monkey Island and Wallace and Gromit) Quest for Glory fits that mold really really well.
Plus they could fix the shitty fighting system from Quest for Glory IV. (Or fix it for all the games...)
Plus, they had mild RPG elements which could be enhanced and would help keep the point and click Renaissance from getting stale.
And yeah, I'm gunna avoid this game like the plague.
Looks... effin' atrocious.
But thanks for the review, to tell it's not TOO atrocious. Brief and accurate. I likes 'em that way.