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1 year, 9 months ago 5 ways Pirates of the Caribbean: Armada of the Damned is avoiding the movie-licensed shitstorm
@helix92
That's pretty true, probably had something to do with the 3rd movie. Oddly enough, I'm kind off lukewarm on the the 1st one too. But the second movie I can watch over and over! It's like a really kickass season of a great TV show.
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1 year, 9 months ago Who's the secret third character in Super Mario Galaxy 2?
Don't know why, but I've really got my heart set on Toad. Haven't done that outside of Mario Party since SMB2
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1 year, 9 months ago Indie game set inside vaginas ends "Are games art?" debate once and for all
I never said that, Mr. Wilde!
Rather, I was trying to make a perverse statement on contemporary gaming's chauvinistic tendency to marginalize the feminine. Privates is a defiant shot across the bow of the S.S. Testosterone, mister! By asking us - nay, FORCING us - to accept an unflinching vaginal depiction, one that embodies both enemy and environment, the game is casting off the shackles of a largely male dominated industry and pitting the audience squarely against a powerfully artistic machination of its own misogyny...

Also, I really hope the last boss is a Queef Pirate. LOLFART!
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1 year, 9 months ago Nintendo's new portable will NOT be called 3DS
@ventager
HA! I really do want them to start naming platforms after Nintendo chracters, so "The Nintendo Weegee (WiiGii?)" is right up my nerdy ass alley
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1 year, 10 months ago Things in games that look a bit like penises
LOLDICKS!

These are delicious, guys!
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1 year, 10 months ago Wanna look inside Nintendo’s new office?
I wish! Beats the crap out of our dumbass cookie wall
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1 year, 10 months ago Infinity Ward staff unofficially removed from Modern Warfare 2 credits
Not sure how many people have left, but I found it more concerning that those who did seemed to be from high level creative positions and integral to the quality of the game. I'm scared!
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1 year, 10 months ago Game music of the day: Blast Corps
@Hurricane

I'd always liked the US box art, but you're right... it is a bit too "Tonka"
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1 year, 10 months ago Splinter Cell: Conviction Super Review
@michaelmcc827

The Splinter Cells series received high scores because they set the bar extremely high in terms of top of the line visuals, realistic AI, etc... Whether that solidifies them as "classics" is another story, and altogether moot, since Conviction doesn't really innovate along those lines anyway.

Oh, and if you can see it from your high horse, you may want to go compare my thoughts with those on Metacritic.
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1 year, 10 months ago Splinter Cell: Conviction Super Review
@michaelmcc827

Oooo! Aren't we the elite gamer! Sorry you're all butt hurt about my opinion, but if it weren't reflective of what gamers wanted, why did Ubi spend so much time developing (and redeveloping) it into something a majority of next-gen gamers want to play?

Captcha: and bunnies!
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1 year, 10 months ago Splinter Cell: Conviction Super Review
@SuperNintendoChalmers

Outside of cutscenes and retstarts (I died A LOT) yeah, the single-player is pretty short. The Co-op, however, is f***ing amazing. I can easily see it tripling your play time. Can't wait to play more co-op
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1 year, 10 months ago New LittleBigPlanet costumes are Incredibles!
It's not just that I'm gay for Disney crap, The Incredibles is my favorite Pixar film, and I genuinely think it's the best superhero movie ever made.
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1 year, 10 months ago 10 reasons the iPhone is a shitty game platform
@Tikicobra
3 reasons you're stupid:

1. You're dumb
2. You're an idiot
3. You're stupid

THE WEEK OF HATE PAIN-TRAIN IS UNSTOPPABLE!
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1 year, 10 months ago The most biased TV video game debate ever
Got so pissed listening to that lady pathetically pander to the audience, I went and looked up her bio...

It might make you feel better to know she had no moral dilemma when it came time to cash her paycheck for a role in Martian Gothic: Unification, A +17, M-RATED GAME FOR PC AND PSX.
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1 year, 11 months ago Nintendo DSi XL is here, and it is massive!
The DSi XL is so big, it stars Tom Hanks
The DSi XL is so big, it can play Laserdiscs
The DSi XL is so big, it’s sold exclusively at GameStop: Big and Tall
The DSi XL is so big, it makes other DS models look small by comparison
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1 year, 11 months ago Super Mario Warfare 2
"UAV is online - It's WARIO TIME!"
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1 year, 11 months ago Potentially major Final Fantasy XIII freezing issue emerges
I haven't had an all out crash on my 360 copy, but I've had more than a few telltale signs that it's about to.

Following battles and cinema transitions, I'll get a momentary freeze, or that loud sound of the disc struggling to read... It's truly terrifying each and every time! I don't consider it a sign of "Will FFXIII crash?" but rather "Oh god, WHEN will FFXIII crash?" SAVE OFTEN!

Captcha: Tunic Ablaze!
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1 year, 11 months ago Hardcore Gamer's IQ Test
But in all seriousness, I want that entire spread tattooed on my face.
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1 year, 11 months ago QUIZ: Wiimote or PlayStation Move?
@Cyberninja

Not true. There was the video presentation, which aped every Wii trailer ever. The only reason I didn't use PlayStation lifestyle shots is because they all looked like this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/playstationblogeurope/4423017738/
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1 year, 11 months ago QUIZ: Wiimote or PlayStation Move?
If it's of any console-ation (LOL!) all those shots are Wii. Sony's multiracial lifestyle pics are actually way cooler.

Captcha: built cheaper!
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