I PRAY that this doesn't suck, because the idea is just amazing. Tabula Rasa tried the same-ish thing and no one played.

Whoa...

Shit, this is good!

'The Chase' is also the intro music for George Noory's awesomely crazy late-night conspiracy theory show.

That new cover system had better be changed; I don't see how it could possibly work.

Indeed, climbing wolf. I do like to see a preview that isn't a complete ass-kiss.

Is it me or do all the 'bad' bits of this sound like a subjective thing? I don't doubt that this is a bad game, but is there nothing worse than 'It feels wrong' going on here? Does that make it worth a four?

@RealTerry - Indeed, the article is rife with typos and grammar issues. Was this put together as fast as it seems it was? I did enjoy it though. Wish you'd point out instances of the curse skipping people, though I suppose that'd make for a boring article.

Little girls stopped being scary after The Ring.

LOVED Ring of Fates and mourned the lack of online play. This is my final fantasy nerdgasm-dream come true!

Ah, Wolfenstein. A hero named 'BJ' and a second half called "Nocturnal Missions".

Sounds hell of good, but I wonder if they can really pull it off without it becoming too shallow.

"Massive, exploding hitches"

Excellent.

Also, audio logs? Fuck audio logs! I had enough of that in Bioshock, Fallout didn't need them, and now this?

Holy shit, his name is Dick Riddick?

To the guy who said this sounds like FFVII:

As I watched this trailer, I kept thinking "It's like they took little bits from all of the old games and put them here."

This Cocoon place looks like Zanarkand to me, and the steampunk thing sounds Midgar-ish. Not to mention the 'former government operative with crazy powers' schtick from FF7 and FF6.

Also, did anyone else notice the kickass retro-y music?

My only concern is this odd battle system. Can they make it work?

I want to like this, but it sounds repetitive as hell...

Odd beyond odd.

I wish Huang looked less like 'generic asian'...

Niko didn't wear a fur hat and praise Lenin.

DiMaggio has a damn sexy voice. There's no way he's really in this, though, is there?

As for Jbo87 thar, I like the brown/grey comparison and I'm all for cynicism, but the sad truth is that we quote-unquote gamers who bought a Wii are desperate for something that isn't made for grandmothers and housewives. Mario and Metroid can only hold up so long against a tidal wave of minigame collections.

P.S. My captcha is "Capt. Poopte"!

Bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD!

The last thing this movie needs is a shitty beat-em-up tie-in!