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1 year, 11 months ago Metro 2033
This game looks epic. I've been waiting for it since I first saw the article in my GI. I think the lack of a HUD (but there is a crosshair, sadly) makes this one of the most immersive games I've ever seen. I can't wait to play it, and I don't care much for the gunplay. I just like the way the situations sound like edge-of-the-seat gameplay.
1 year, 11 months ago The WoW funeral raid – four years later
Okay, I honestly think that the Funeral raid was great. I mean, sure, she died, they were holding a funeral, but mixed with the irony that the Alliance Raided the Horde while the Horde held a funeral, it's just hilarious. They should've been expecting everything. Especially since they told people to buzz off. They weren't friends with the person who died, so why should they care? Millions die every day, and you don't even think about them. I honestly don't see what's so wrong.
2 years, 3 months ago The most ridiculous game box quotes ever
"Latest post in the article, and yet it's STILL an epic one. Just because it has a quote from me on it!"

-Failure
2 years, 7 months ago Top 10 Fallout 3 mods
I'm gonna convince my dad to get me Fallout 3 for PC. It was my first 360 game, and I couldn't play it I got so scared, but there are probably mods out there to help that. If not I'll still get it.

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2 years, 8 months ago Half-Life 2: Episode Three storyline speculation
Okay, I heard that Chell is supposed to make an appearance in Episode 3, and I agree with Rad_Bracket. If you looked around before your battle with GLaDOS there are steam pumps and air canisters in the factory-area, so why couldn't the Aperture location BE the Borealis?
2 years, 8 months ago QOTW: What's the angriest you've been at a game?
Gotta be trying to ace LittleBIGPlanet. I actually broke one of my controllers I got so mad.
2 years, 8 months ago The best and worst credits
Yay!! He did it! oh wait, that was me....
2 years, 8 months ago The best and worst credits
You know what? I think I'm going to take up that weirdo's offer to use all 5000 letters in this mythical, quite blank (Not for long) box. How majestic it is, too bad I will have to get rid of it's blinding whiteness simply to prove a point. Now where were we? Oh, yes! I was going to type 5000 letters, why just now the characters remaining thing says 4644, well, whatever. this could take an extremely long time so I am going to share my opinions on this article. Does it really count as part of the credits in Halo 3 when Master Chief tells Cortana "Wake me. When you need me." I mean, it just seems to me like a random cutscene, plus it's before Bungie decided to play the credits. And the cake deal in Mario? Well, I do believe we all agree about one thing, the cake is definitely a lie. Wow, typing this reminds me of that final exam we had in school a week ago. Seems genuinely ironic that I'm typing up another essay in the middle of Summer Vacation. And now it is time for me to address the "Worst" credits. Hmmm, kind of awkward that I finished noting most (if not all) of the "Best" credits without even typing 2500 characters. ahh, just a moment. It seems as though someone is attempting to contact me on my absolutely portable cellular phone, which just so happens to be a green Samsung propel from AT&T. I am finished with my call. Alright, I am prepared to watch the credits for the "worst" credits section so that I can give my unbiased and completely elongated opinions with the ratings. Oh, and GaMeRGuY1oh4 that is NOWHERE near 50 characters. better luck next time, old chap. Concerning the "Eat Lead" credits, I simply do not understand what the problem is. How is giving someone an achievement after the credits a problem? All they're doing is giving you an achievement for beating the game. Are you trying to say that it's a bad idea to play a game and finish it? I have seen TONS, literally TONS of games that give you an achievement after you watch the credits, and non of those are sitting up there on the "Worst" list. I do not understand why a game like "Eat Lead" was on that list other than a personal opinion that the game itself is bad. Too bad that everything in our screwed up, economy crashed, war ridden, death driven world is biased on personal decisions. Ah, it seems now that my remaining characters has dropped to just a bit over half. It is actually currently residing at 2585. How great is that? Oh, and GaMeRGuY1oh4? I realised that it most definitely DOES count spaces in the character count, rendering one of your posts as much of a lie as CAKE. Do YOU want to end up as a flimsy thing hated by all who wield strange weapons that allow you to rip open holes in space and time? Do you want to be at the butt of most Valve related jokes? Do you? DO YOU!? I thought not. Now, back to the matter at hand. I do seem to be repeatedly copying this comment down in hopes that I do not lose this. Is this and actual determined goal, I feel? Let's check out the next Credits reel before I make any more out of context statements. Ah, Fable. Those credits stank like a fresh pile of Mastiff dung. And I'm not joking. What was with those strange paintings on the walls? And a whole ten minutes for credits? I would simply have minimised the browser and started playing some other game. That music too, it made my poor dog cover his ears in shame. Do any of you know how picky a West Highland White Terrier is? How disappointing that your videos disappointed a DOG. Of all things, a dog? Plus, he's not even as picky as I said. I was just typing that to get descriptive, but seriously? HE COVERED HIS EARS. No amount of dog biscuits in the world have ever gotten my dog to do that trick. Same thing with the play dead trick where you make the funky finger gun, say "BAM!" and the dog whimpers and plays dead. Any tips for that? well, back to he credits videos. hopefully the Halo 2 one isn't near as bad as the Fable one. Oh boy, what fun I'll have watching this video. TIME TO CLICK THE MOUSE!!! Personally, I do not understand why everyone hates the Halo 2 credits. I liked them, plus the "Shout outs" in the end were very interesting. If anyone could tell me why they hated the Halo 2 credits, please tell me. If not, I guess I'll never know. Oh wait, let me read what the crew had to say about it on the spot at the top... That's a bit childish, don't you think? Everyone knows that there's a certain data amount that can fit onto one disk, that's why they made Halo "2". I don't understand why you didn't put Halo: Combat Evolved up on the list of worst credits because THAT cuts you off, too. It cuts you off exactly as much as the Halo 2 did. So you know what? That was a very stupid post for the worst. I also agree with everyone else. The Portal credits NEED to be on the best credits. I even bought "Still Alive" (The song that GLaDOS was singing) for my iPod off of iTunes. Hmm, I wonder how I'm going to fill up this last 20 digits. I have an idea!

-Failure
2 years, 9 months ago Does your MMO suck?
I guess I kinda agree with the chart, but I didn't see Warhammer Online anywhere? BTW, DESTRUCTION FTW!

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My favorite games are LittleBIGPlanet, Killzone 2, and Halo 3. My absolute hated game is Empire Earth II