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9 months 3 days ago on Why do licensed kiddie games suck?
some people have left comments saying wow, kid's games suck for adults. no shit. ITS A KIDS GAME!!! its in the title dammit, use deductive reasoning or common sense. its not called a kids game directed at adults now is it? a kids game is what the name implies, directed at kids
9 months 10 days ago on The 13 unluckiest videogame bastards
Robert Carmine: Reading GR news posts.
11 months 18 days ago on 6 EXTREMEly overused game titles
aaaaaw, i was making a video game that had 4 of these in the title, now ill look stupid...
11 months 18 days ago on Celebrity Xbox Avatars – Round Two!
mheheh! Joker and Ronald look the exact same facially just with different colors. (cheesy copy of Joker's new "cool" line purposely not posted here. cmon, shut up all you people who say the line. you are neither funny nor original)
11 months 20 days ago on Qore Episode 07 arrives Thursday
this is pretty cool, but not good enough to make me jealous of PS3....ers

Signed,
Me
11 months 21 days ago on 5 reasons real life should be like Fable II...
wait, what do u mean life doesnt work like this, i ate a pie last night and swelled up like a balloon! maybe its because im allergic to pumpkin...

and my dog CAN sniff out gold bars, so ha! theyre just fake and dont look like gold and are in fact socks.
11 months 22 days ago on Bestselling crap
k, ive seen this article on the right side of my screen when reading other articles for some time now, and ive got 2 things to say about Enter the Matrix:

1. Screw it! i hate those stupid driving levels!

2. Careful what you say about GameWave.com- i've never heard of it but that could be you, GamesRadar, and if it is, then it'll be all the more bitter because of your arrogance...
11 months 22 days ago on The Top 7... Games you won’t get to until 2009
Aha! a Golden Sun reference in the comments section! whoo! anyway, yea half these games would be on my list if i owned a PS3. i will not tho because Sony betrayed us all (u know what i mean >.<)

LBP would not be on my list though for 2 reasons: too much crapsifting to get to good levels- and its a little too easy for me.

Played the Mirror's Edge demo and it was okay but i feel like it would easily get repetitive. *WOOT i'm running*

The rest 'cept Valkyrie Chronicles and POP look alright and no! not Gears of War part deaux! everyone thinks its great and it trumps all the games on this list or any other one but my A buttons are all stuck and that game teases me about it, grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Finally, yes Fallout 3 is fun for awhile, yes Fable 2 is fun for awhile, yes COD WaW is fun for awhile but i gotta say they dont hold my interest for long, no matter how many missions (the first two) have or how good multiplayer is (the third). i guess i just gotta find somethin else to do.
11 months 22 days ago on Is MK vs DCU a porno...
once again proper beep placement has saved a pile of crap.
11 months 22 days ago on 50 of the oddest, weirdest and dumbest Xbox Achievements
At the Blue Dragon Escape acheivement: it is brave Sir Robin who runs away, ahem ahem.
11 months 28 days ago on The coolest and weirdest Doom mods ever
the 'nuts' mod proves that more is not always better (for your computer)

i never knew there was modding for doom. then again when i played it i was only like six or seven and couldnt grasp the concept of moving and shooting at the same time, something that led to many a day freaking out at a merciless computer screen. :(
11 months 29 days ago on GamesRadar's 100% game-free gamer gift guide
Oh thank god i have a christmas list to give to my parents now. Thanks for saving me some writing.

PS: im not getting any of these things anyway we neah po. :( FTL
11 months 29 days ago on Comic/fighting-game mashups that need to happen
My picks:
Namco ftw
Don't care.
Killer Instinct FTW
Don't care.
Super Smash Bros ftw
Bloody Roar ftw
Don't Care.
Don't care.
Don't care.
And yes, Killer Instinct is beloved by its fans.
1 year 4 days ago on MK vs DC: DC story revealed!
Oh yeah, after all these years of video games tanking due to horrible storyline we've got it down now, no more bad plots for us... in case you can't get the feel of what im saying based on context clues it is sarcasm.
That was seriously ridicuous

The End.
1 year 4 days ago on Tomb Raider: Underworld - Full Walkthrough
dont care if youre mad at me for saying first. i really dont.
1 year 4 days ago on Tomb Raider: Underworld - Full Walkthrough
firstness
1 year 5 days ago on The best dead things in videogames
How does fricken Gears get credit for dangling corpses over Oblivion? WTF? FTW? FTL? I'm highly disappointed.

Ze End.
1 year 16 days ago on Gears of War 2: War Journal Walkthrough
Ugh. Setting aside the petty quarrels of other commentors, i would just like to say THANK YOU! For posting a guide, i know they take fooooooreeeeveeeer to make.

The End.
1 year 17 days ago on Fallout 3 Bobblehead Guide
Although im more of a do-it-yerselfer (i havent read this guide but at least i now know it exists), ill probably end up using this guide on like my fourth or fifth time through the game because there aint no whay ima find em all on my own. so anyway, ill thank you now and in probably about 3 wks. dnE ehT.
1 year 17 days ago on Amazing game innovations you never even noticed
I like the idea of the podcast, and i agree with Webswinger, Deadgirls sounds like a person who cares waaaaaay too much about the wrong things. As for the grime on lara croft, it's something i would probably have assumed was there from the beginning if i had played that game, but kudos (cudos, kutos???) to GR for noticing it. The End.