February 21, 2009
11:53 PM
EvilZeus commented on:
Why do licensed kiddie games suck?
some people have left comments saying wow, kid's games suck for adults. no shit. ITS A KIDS GAME!!! its in the title dammit, use deductive reasoning or common sense. its not called a kids game directed at adults now is it? a kids game is what the name implies, directed at kids
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February 14, 2009
3:20 AM
EvilZeus commented on:
The 13 unluckiest videogame bastards
Robert Carmine: Reading GR news posts.
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December 15, 2008
2:45 AM
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2 years, 11 months ago Why do licensed kiddie games suck?
some people have left comments saying wow, kid's games suck for adults. no shit. ITS A KIDS GAME!!! its in the title dammit, use deductive reasoning or common sense. its not called a kids game directed at adults now is it? a kids game is what the name implies, directed at kids
3 years ago The 13 unluckiest videogame bastards
Robert Carmine: Reading GR news posts.
3 years, 2 months ago 6 EXTREMEly overused game titles
aaaaaw, i was making a video game that had 4 of these in the title, now ill look stupid...
3 years, 2 months ago Celebrity Xbox Avatars – Round Two!
mheheh! Joker and Ronald look the exact same facially just with different colors. (cheesy copy of Joker's new "cool" line purposely not posted here. cmon, shut up all you people who say the line. you are neither funny nor original)
3 years, 2 months ago Qore Episode 07 arrives Thursday
this is pretty cool, but not good enough to make me jealous of PS3....ers

Signed,
Me
3 years, 2 months ago 5 reasons real life should be like Fable II...
wait, what do u mean life doesnt work like this, i ate a pie last night and swelled up like a balloon! maybe its because im allergic to pumpkin...

and my dog CAN sniff out gold bars, so ha! theyre just fake and dont look like gold and are in fact socks.
3 years, 2 months ago Bestselling crap
k, ive seen this article on the right side of my screen when reading other articles for some time now, and ive got 2 things to say about Enter the Matrix:

1. Screw it! i hate those stupid driving levels!

2. Careful what you say about GameWave.com- i've never heard of it but that could be you, GamesRadar, and if it is, then it'll be all the more bitter because of your arrogance...
3 years, 2 months ago The Top 7... Games you won’t get to until 2009
Aha! a Golden Sun reference in the comments section! whoo! anyway, yea half these games would be on my list if i owned a PS3. i will not tho because Sony betrayed us all (u know what i mean >.<)

LBP would not be on my list though for 2 reasons: too much crapsifting to get to good levels- and its a little too easy for me.

Played the Mirror's Edge demo and it was okay but i feel like it would easily get repetitive. *WOOT i'm running*

The rest 'cept Valkyrie Chronicles and POP look alright and no! not Gears of War part deaux! everyone thinks its great and it trumps all the games on this list or any other one but my A buttons are all stuck and that game teases me about it, grrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Finally, yes Fallout 3 is fun for awhile, yes Fable 2 is fun for awhile, yes COD WaW is fun for awhile but i gotta say they dont hold my interest for long, no matter how many missions (the first two) have or how good multiplayer is (the third). i guess i just gotta find somethin else to do.
3 years, 2 months ago Is MK vs DCU a porno...
once again proper beep placement has saved a pile of crap.
3 years, 2 months ago 50 of the oddest, weirdest and dumbest Xbox Achievements
At the Blue Dragon Escape acheivement: it is brave Sir Robin who runs away, ahem ahem.
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