1 year, 6 months ago 6 games guaranteed to get you through a hangover
Funny ass article!! This is the GR that I miss!!

Anyways, PoP, although semi-mindless sober, IS a great hangover game. It's pretty, it's peaceful, it's easy.

I'm so glad Flower is on here. That game has gotten me through many a weekend, and weekdays. I want some Flower DLC!!

And lol @ Peggle flavored Pringles.
1 year, 6 months ago Alice: Madness Returns interview
As excited as I am about this game, even "liked" it on FB, I really hope that they remake the first and have it on Live/PSN. I've been so fascinated with this game that I picked up a painting of it while drunk at a Blockbuster. Love that painting!!
1 year, 6 months ago Capcom seriously cranks up game output. Good idea, or Activision-style nightmare?
Capcom isn't exactly a company that gives me a game boner when mentioned. I enjoy 2D Mega Man and Bionic Commando but passed on RE 5. I bought SF 4 and then less then a year later SSF 4?? No thanks. Dark Void and Bionic Commando (non-2D) just looked like rubbish to me. I'll wait for Marvel VS Capcom 3 to give a hoot about Capcom.
1 year, 6 months ago Games that didn't need zombies
Those Husks and Thorian Creepers are scary lookin. Anyways, that Crackdown 2 video made me decide not to purchase that game.
1 year, 7 months ago The Top 7… 'Whoops, you're evil!' moments
A Captain Dynamic: When I beat MGS 1 after the ending I just sat the on my bed, staring at the TV repeating "Wow".

Bioshock 1 is still my favorite game of all time I think. However, reading the SoTC thing makes me really regret not having played it.

reCaptcha: bear President-elect. Sounds like Soviet Russia.
1 year, 7 months ago Cute game worlds that would be hell to actually live in
Ahhhh Pikmin 3. When will it happen?? I lol'd at the end of the Lil' Big Planet one. Spice Girls and Justin Bieber. That kids screwed when his balls finally drop.
1 year, 7 months ago 18 awesome games that died at retail
I loved Metalstorm!! I'd spend hours playin it's hard as hellness with my older brother back when I was like 9. lol. Stranger's Wrath...don't get me started. I opted for a PS2 over the original Xbox. When I jumped ship and finally got a 360 I picked up some of the badass Xbox games I missed out on because the 360 was "backward compatible". Got Stranger's Wrath and Jade Empire. Too bad MS didn't have Stranger's Wrath on that list of backward compatability. Also, why did they not add achievements to original Xbox games in the On Demand on Live?? I'd pick up Psychonauts in a heartbeat.
1 year, 7 months ago American McGee's Alice Vorpal Blade replica exists, is irrationally desired
Me thinks me wants one. I've been dyin for a remake of Alice on XBLA or somethin. I even have a badass painting of Alice that I seen at a Blockbuster and couldn't resist pickin up.
2 years, 10 months ago 10 simple steps to being a better videogame bad guy
This was by far the funniest article I've read in a while!! I love the "NO!! This is wrong". It makes me think of the episode of Aqua Teen with Ted Nugent. UNACCEPTABLE!! lol
2 years, 10 months ago How Hollywood will ruin your favourite games
I LOL'd at the Metal Gear game with Chuck Norris playing every role.
2 years, 10 months ago The 15 stupidest game types Wii invented
I couldn't even finish readin this article...woe is the Wii!!
2 years, 11 months ago The Top 7... Worst Parts of Best Games
Ahhh!! The penis shaped Gummi Ship flying into the giant mouth....classic!!
2 years, 11 months ago The changing faces of the big three
That thing about Reggie from Nintendo was great!! However, sales have the Wii widely considered to be in the number 1 spot. I have a Wii. Wanted one so bad. Got one. I play Wii Sports and Mario Galaxy. I haven't played either of those in months. This would be longer, but I gotta go dust off my Wii.
3 years ago The fantastic origins of your favorite games
Damn, and I thought the Bioshock that I played was creepy!! Did you guys see the legless Big Daddy in the wheelchair?? Or the Lil' Sister with almost no hair and the Adam collection tank om her back?? What about the crawlin naked body that's torso seems to be twisted 180 degrees from it's lower half?? Man I hope they go more towards this route for the next one, just without ruinin my fav game of all time.
3 years ago What monsters will be in God of War III?
This game is and has been my only real motivation for wanting a PS3 ever.
3 years ago Batman: Arkham Asylum - updated impressions
I'm actually lookin forward to this game. It seems like the devs are doin their own thing, and not worrying about what people thought about any of the movies/cartoons/comics. For that, I commend them. I think the last Batman game I actually played was Batman Returns on SNES, which I enjoyed but it was pretty much Final Fight with Batman in it. With todays tech in systems, they may finally get what makes Batman Batman into a Batman game.
3 years ago Game levels that look like anuses
You guys are some sick, twisted twisted people!! The music just tops it off perfectly!!
3 years, 1 month ago Characters you never knew had the same voice actor
Damon Baird and Saren Arterius, two of my fav characters. I commend you Fred Tatasciore!!
3 years, 1 month ago Stabbing through Killzone 2
@ Shane: I appreciate a real preview by the way. Every other site previews a game and makes it seem like it's gonna be God's next gift to gamers, then when you play it it sucks. So I applaud you for stating what a preview should be. And to the guys sweatin this game, he didn't say anything bad about the game anyway. Sheesh...
3 years, 1 month ago Stabbing through Killzone 2
I agree with GoldenMe. This doesn't seem to have 1/8th the personality of Gears. GIJoe, I was thinkin the same thing. But we can't take semi-auto shots all over the torso and keep runnin at them. lol