No love for Carlos Hathcock or the Scout Snipers? Must not be any Marines working for GR. The thing with snipers in games, as in real combat, is that they can't take or hold ground. A big bolt-action rifle with a high-power scope is useful for hitting targets at several football fields away, but is useless for close-quarters fights or attacks. Plus, once the element of surprise is lost snipers who stay in a single position are easy prey for their target's comrades.

War of the Chainsaw Ultra
Wondrous Sunshine of the Damned
Special Grizzly Bear Onslaught
Flying Sloth Oppression
Sensual Pokemon Task Force
Monty Python's Rocket Remix

Hold up a minute GR. Not too long ago you were bemoaning the fact that women are portrayed as oversexualized in games, but now you're excited about a game because the "flashes of bare female flesh are teasingly titillating." I realize nobody can always practice what they preach, but that was amazingly hypocritical.

He was spot on in that anything can now be done in the name of "security."

@garnsr- Think about it. Think phallic.

Midnight Club. I tried playing it again after a while and couldn't stand it. Idiotic opponents, boring cars(though that could just be my changing tastes), waaaay too much traffic, and kinda clunky controls.

Conversely, my girlfriend could kick the crap out of me in any shooter...

NRA varmint hunter? Really? I guess it's marketed to the four families in the western world that don't have access to pellet guns and squirrels.

It was probably [insert name of Uwe Boll movie here].

I really miss Black Isle, and the style of the origonal Fallout games. Fallout 3 was good, but I somehow think that Van Buren would have been better.

I'm sick of pointless gore. It was entertaining in Fallout. It was vaugely humorous in Gears. But as of now, it has lost all novelty, especailly when paired with "realism". It is not realistic to shoot a person in the legs with a shotgun and have his chest burst open like something from Alien.

Left 4 Dead 2. With Chainsaws. Set in the Deep South. I hope there are vodoo zombies.

Something involving Neverwinter Nights.

Just about anything involving guns. Shooting, cleaning, fixing, accidentaly breaking, reloading shells, whatever.

I thought Liberty City was based on New York though?

@Urock- The thing avout Fallout is that the player makes the decisions, not the writers. So even though it is deep, Fallout is more like a piece of paper to write a sory on, rather than a novel to read through. The maturity essentialy depends on the player's own maturity.

Do you guys know of anything like this for LOTRO? The spammers are getting even more annoying than usual.

Alright, you suckered me in with "hair metal"

I bet going into a fight buck naked would be a pretty good way to dress. Hell, the Ancient Greeks did it, and they ended up creating the Olympics.

For a game you gave a "9" rating, you sure didn't seem to like it. I think I'll stick with LOTRO.