October 09, 2010
10:34 PM
EmoMuffin commented on:
Sniping in war and videogames: Why it's hated, why it's loved, and why we do it
No love for Carlos Hathcock or the Scout Snipers? Must not be any Marines working for GR. The thing with snipers in games, as in real combat, is that they can't take or hold ground. A big bolt-action rifle with a high-power scope is useful for hitting targets at several football fields away, but is useless for close-quarters fights or attacks. Plus, once the element of surprise is lost snipers who stay in a single position are easy prey for their target's comrades.
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September 03, 2009
1:46 AM
EmoMuffin commented on:
The best randomly generated game names
War of the Chainsaw Ultra Wondrous Sunshine of the Damned Special Grizzly Bear Onslaught Flying Sloth Oppression Sensual Pokemon Task Force Monty Python's Rocket Remix
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August 28, 2009
3:31 AM
EmoMuffin commented on:
Bayonetta (PS3): 5 reasons Bayonetta is going to be amazing
Hold up a minute GR. Not too long ago you were bemoaning the fact that women are portrayed as oversexualized in games, but now you're excited about a game because the "flashes of bare female flesh are teasingly titillating." I realize nobody can always practice what they preach, but that was amazingly hypocritical.
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August 15, 2009
2:12 AM
EmoMuffin commented on:
Neuromancer: 25 years later
He was spot on in that anything can now be done in the name of "security."
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August 10, 2009
11:42 PM
EmoMuffin commented on:
Tokyo's underground game bars
@garnsr- Think about it. Think phallic.
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August 09, 2009
2:12 AM
EmoMuffin commented on:
QOTW: What once-beloved game do you now hate?
Midnight Club. I tried playing it again after a while and couldn't stand it. Idiotic opponents, boring cars(though that could just be my changing tastes), waaaay too much traffic, and kinda clunky controls.
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August 08, 2009
4:26 AM
EmoMuffin commented on:
The worst things a gamer can say to their girlfriend
Conversely, my girlfriend could kick the crap out of me in any shooter...
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July 29, 2009
2:52 AM
EmoMuffin commented on:
The 15 worst-reviewed games of the past 15 years
NRA varmint hunter? Really? I guess it's marketed to the four families in the western world that don't have access to pellet guns and squirrels.
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July 21, 2009
2:19 AM
EmoMuffin commented on:
QOTW: What was the first movie game that made you hate movie games?
It was probably [insert name of Uwe Boll movie here].
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July 03, 2009
12:55 AM
EmoMuffin commented on:
QOTW: What dead company or franchise do you miss the most?
I really miss Black Isle, and the style of the origonal Fallout games. Fallout 3 was good, but I somehow think that Van Buren would have been better.
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1 year, 4 months ago Sniping in war and videogames: Why it's hated, why it's loved, and why we do it
No love for Carlos Hathcock or the Scout Snipers? Must not be any Marines working for GR. The thing with snipers in games, as in real combat, is that they can't take or hold ground. A big bolt-action rifle with a high-power scope is useful for hitting targets at several football fields away, but is useless for close-quarters fights or attacks. Plus, once the element of surprise is lost snipers who stay in a single position are easy prey for their target's comrades.
2 years, 5 months ago The best randomly generated game names
War of the Chainsaw Ultra
Wondrous Sunshine of the Damned
Special Grizzly Bear Onslaught
Flying Sloth Oppression
Sensual Pokemon Task Force
Monty Python's Rocket Remix
2 years, 5 months ago 5 reasons Bayonetta is going to be amazing
Hold up a minute GR. Not too long ago you were bemoaning the fact that women are portrayed as oversexualized in games, but now you're excited about a game because the "flashes of bare female flesh are teasingly titillating." I realize nobody can always practice what they preach, but that was amazingly hypocritical.
2 years, 6 months ago Neuromancer: 25 years later
He was spot on in that anything can now be done in the name of "security."
2 years, 6 months ago Tokyo's underground game bars
@garnsr- Think about it. Think phallic.
2 years, 6 months ago QOTW: What once-beloved game do you now hate?
Midnight Club. I tried playing it again after a while and couldn't stand it. Idiotic opponents, boring cars(though that could just be my changing tastes), waaaay too much traffic, and kinda clunky controls.
2 years, 6 months ago The worst things a gamer can say to their girlfriend
Conversely, my girlfriend could kick the crap out of me in any shooter...
2 years, 6 months ago The 15 worst-reviewed games of the past 15 years
NRA varmint hunter? Really? I guess it's marketed to the four families in the western world that don't have access to pellet guns and squirrels.
2 years, 6 months ago QOTW: What was the first movie game that made you hate movie games?
It was probably [insert name of Uwe Boll movie here].
2 years, 7 months ago QOTW: What dead company or franchise do you miss the most?
I really miss Black Isle, and the style of the origonal Fallout games. Fallout 3 was good, but I somehow think that Van Buren would have been better.
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