Indeed, 3:40pm is far too late, looking forward to it anyway!

Haha, nice work. Ear-splitting indeed.

I still cant understand the whole bear thing... Oh well, nice article.

Nice article, couldn't agree more with the selections.

Ooooooh yes!

I cant wait for this title, good article.

Always makes my friday sweeter.

Woo Hoo! Finally something to quell my unemployed woes.

Upon arrival in her first class limousine of a FedEx box (Oh yeah, I so sprung for the upgrade) I would run (in slow motion of course) to her side, pick her up by her non existent pillowy appendages and swing her lovingly in the air a few times (still slow-mo). After a few eskimo and oh what the hell butterfly kisses I'd gracefully show her to her chariot (a 1992 Ford Taurus of course). On the way home I would ask her how the trip was, offer her a cool refreshing bottle of Dasani water (only the best) or perhaps a 7 and 7 (your liquor laws cant hold me!!!).

We'd talk, laugh and most likely cry for awhile and then head into her new castle (a 700 sq ft apartment). Upon seeing my wife I estimate it could get tense but I'd simply introduce them lock my wife in her cage (where she should have been in the first place damnit) and let Jacqli savor the sweet smell of Filet Mignon searing on the stove. Being the gentleman I am I would no doubt whimsically input the second season of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia into the PS3 for her to enjoy while dinner was being prepared.

Ready for anything (as I always am) I'd ask "Which side would you prefer" and let her choose from fresh asparagus picked that morning, rosemary cheddar scalloped red potatoes or Kraft Macaroni and cheese. No doubt she'd intently point to the Mac and I would take it upon myself to begin boiling 8 cups of water.

Now with the aroma of processed powdered cheese filling the room I'd make my move. Pour us both a nice glass of henessy (I sware to god I don't use roofies anymore) and snuggle up next to her on the couch. With a deep and somber "Mind if I get the remote" I'd look into her silk screened eyes and move in....

Remote in hand I'd proceed to watch the new episode of How It's Made, get stone drunk and puke for anywhere between 5 and 25 minutes. Upon realizing the food is burning I'd rush to the kitchen, complete my masterpiece of a meal and invite her to an elequently set dining table. My wife would probably be screaming and making all sorts of racket but I think on my feet; after I deliver the bucket of fish heads it's down to business.

At this point I can only assume her cringes and gastrointestinal cries for help means she loves it. I offer her seconds and she politely refuses.....

And then............. I sit, wondering WHY THE FUCK I just covered my new pillow in Mac & Cheese, I really need to lay off the PCP.

Thank you, vote Dont Panic for Pillow winner!

Agrees, nice work.

Whoops!

1) Prince of Persia Shirt
2) Jinx Shirt
3) Mega Man 9 prize pack

Sweet, my New Years Gamin Resolution is to FINALLY buckle down and beat Ninja Gaiden Sigma.

Wish me luck.

There's some good Resistance wallpapers in there. Now where's my TDar?!?!?!?!

Good god, I hope this doesn't go the way of Haze.

Indeed, good list but Prototype needs to be on there.

Nice, can't wait for the Tdar discussion on this one.

Shweeeeeeet.

Oh, the joy, oh the happiness! BTW, MSPaint is the shit, made these sigs with it.
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll242/ddeuschle/D2-1.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll242/ddeuschle/DPMGS4.gif
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Finally getting around to beating Metal Gear Solid 4

Yes! Early today!