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11 days 12 hours ago on The secret shops of Akihabara
This may be a odd sounding question, but do you guys have a desktop sized version of the picture you used for the news-bar to this article? I thought it was really interesting looking for a desktop picture. Thanks
17 days 12 hours ago on Why PC Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer makes us sad
a lack of Mod Support blows, but the fact that the hackers/pirates of games hurt PC sales and this is just another step for them to protect their paycheck. Granted, the 360 sales of it in the UK more than made up for it, lol.

They'll add dedicated servers in a couple months, but it'll be too little, too late.
1 month 15 days ago on Modern Warfare 2 (Xbox 360): Modern Warfare 2 - we've played it again
I'm down for snowmobile races as long as we can openly use weapons and possibly the RPG. And maybe other snowmobiles to attack us on the path?
2 months 27 days ago on Beaterator (PSP): Beaterator - first look
Not even close to DJ Hero. This is like an expanded version of EzMuze Hamster Edition for Xbox 360 Indie Games for the PSP.

I don't see this having much of a mass appeal. No matter how good you are at games, you gotta have an ear for music or you just don't.

Captcha: 26.17 windbags ... wtf?
3 months 4 days ago on The 10 cheesiest songs about videogames
YO BRETT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVJzc-SBfM0

BLACK OUT IS BACK WITH A PUNK VENGEANCE!
3 months 5 days ago on Infernal: Hell's Vengeance (Xbox 360): Infernal: Hell's Vengeance
Word on the street says this game actually makes your 360 display the red ring of death, only to protect you.

wtf Captcha: glinted M'CLENDON
3 months 15 days ago on Trials HD (Xbox 360): Trials HD
Lol this is like the Ninja Warrior of video games. If you have a few friends who play with you, you'll constantly be trying to battle each others track times and trying to squeeze that extra .100 out with perfection. It's so simple, so unique, and so addictive.
3 months 16 days ago on Metroid Prime Trilogy (Wii): Metroid Prime Trilogy
I'm usually against repackaging old titles like this and re-releasing them with some gimmick to make it "new". In this case, it's the wii waggle controls. But, since there was such a low install base for the GameCube as compared to the Wii, I think this is not only a great steal, but one of the few compilation packs that is a must-buy.
3 months 17 days ago on Gears of War 2: Dark Corners - review
It was deleted for a reason, but interesting to see what ideas they did have for the game.
3 months 17 days ago on QOTW: What's your favorite N64 game of all time?
Star Fox 64 is still one of my favorite all-time games. It had fighter ships, it had stuff blowing up, and it had an annoying frog you could slowly watch die and laugh about to your friends.
3 months 17 days ago on Mass Effect 2 (Xbox 360): Mass Effect 2 - Updated impressions
Wrex better come back, he was the Chewbacca to my Han Solo for life.

Also, I'm sure the Rachni decision will come back to bite me in the ass and possibly wipe out an entire species and/or planet because I was too nice.
3 months 18 days ago on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled (Xbox 360): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
The Official Ninja Turtles Drinking Game:

Take A shot if....

- You die
- You hear "cowabunga"

You take 2 shots if....

- You accidentally hit the guide/ps button

You make everyone else take a shot if...

- You pick up a health item
- You get the last hit on the boss

add your own if you wish
3 months 18 days ago on A celebration of C64 loading screens
Wow... I never knew about such a deep culture about something so simple. Really love the music, though. I got a ringtone idea already.
3 months 19 days ago on Battlefield Heroes (PC): Battlefield Heroes
The lack of maps (at least 8 would be proper) really pull the hamstring of this game. And I felt the matchmaking was off in terms of how people were put together skill-wise. Then again, it might be the lack of people online at the time, who knows.
3 months 19 days ago on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled (Xbox 360): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
It wasn't a stab at GR so much as a Stab at whoever hired this guy in the first place. Reviewing games sucks when you have to play something you don't like, but this review came across like an 8 year old with a temper tantrum and a word quota. If GamesRadar wants someone to review crappy games nobody wants to play, I'm their man. Peace
3 months 20 days ago on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled (Xbox 360): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
oh right...

+ Old school flair
+ Easy to pick up and play
+ Multiplayer Drinking Games

- Boring Single Player
- Repetitive
- If more than 800, overpriced.
3 months 20 days ago on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled (Xbox 360): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
Lmao. You coulda wrote "I don't like it, because I don't." and got the same reaction. Honestly .... ...... .... HONESTLY?!

If the price is at 800 MS Pts for this I'd rate it a 7/10, 6.5 if possible.

The graphical upgrade is something that I wish they had the option to change back to "Classic" mode on the fly like R-Type Dimensions. I don't mind it, but the entire time I wish I had something to look back to for nostalgia's sake. For what it is though, it's cartoony and just right for the feel of the title.

The gameplay is more of a hit and miss. Depending on what your tastes are going into this, you're gonna come out with a couple of feelings. You're gonna find the gameplay shallow and repetitive if you're looking for something more robust, like Castle Crashers. But, if you go into the game with the mindset that it is what it is, you'll enjoy mindless brawling much more.

I can't give this game an unqualified "buy" though, because if you're going to be buying this as a single player experience, you will feel sorely robbed. This game is all about the multiplayer and kicking the crap out of Foot Soldiers as your favorite Turtle with 3 other friends. Talking smack and shooting the shit makes this game more of a fun, light social game than anything else.

If you're still on the fence, it's not the most beautiful woman on the dance floor, and she's old enough to be your mom, but if you give her a chance, she can put out for you and your 3 closest friends to give you a fun prom night to remember. If she has the balls to charge more than 800 pts though, or you have no friends, fuck it.

7/10

There's your review, you can fire this lazy wanker who wrote this crap. He obviously doesn't enjoy his job.
3 months 23 days ago on Colin McRae Dirt 2 (Xbox 360): All the dirt on DiRT 2
I'm glad this is going more arcade and the multiplayer from Grid was amazing, so I have high hopes for this.
3 months 23 days ago on The Top 7... WTF?! Endings
Metal Gear Solid 2 made perfect sense.
3 months 24 days ago on QOTW: What once-beloved game do you now hate?
That street fighter promo video was pretty RADICAL, DUUUUDE!
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16 days 20 hours ago on Modern Warfare 2's coolest Easter eggs
@LawlingLobstaFTW I assume you're being sarcastic, so did you not notice the large "SPOILERS AHEAD" graphic with bold exclamation points at the very beginning of the article?
1 month 2 days ago on The 37 greatest zombie triumphs
LOL @ Brooks comments. I take it you all read the first paragraph. Yes, I'm not that into them. Sue me.
1 month 11 days ago on The top videogame controller buttons - Part 1
Paul Ryan, writing from beyond the grad school grave!
1 month 11 days ago on Borderlands
Haha, no, you're completely entitled to your opinion. It divided the office a little too - I was more critical than most.
1 month 11 days ago on Borderlands
A whiny fanboy, me? That's a first! I think I explain well enough how the combat and co-op are entertaining enough to make it a solid, fun game, which deserves to be called "great," but that I didn't find it mind-blowingly compelling. lol lets flam war.
2 months 3 hours ago on Game censorship around the world
"Hmm. Being an Australian gamer, I would have rather you said the Australian Government is backwards, not Australia."

Hyperbole for comedic effect. ;) I also believe that the US is incredibly backwards in many areas. In fact, I think we're full of stupid over here. No offense intended.
2 months 15 days ago on Modern Warfare 2 - Multiplayer hands-on
Hm, well, I didn't notice any balance issues. I was playing at level one, with the people who made the game, and I still came in second on a couple matches. We will see when we get to play it more comprehensively, for the review (which I'm too much of a fanboy to write).
2 months 15 days ago on Modern Warfare 2 - Multiplayer hands-on
@Blackout1881: Sort of, but not really. Yes, the basic gameplay is the same - it should be, because it was already good. There are many new strategies and techniques which the additions make possible. Completely changing the gameplay would have been silly.
3 months 5 days ago on Technically, that's not correct...
Ninja-KiLLR: "that was a very funny article. all are very good remarks. but if you were knifed in the back in the lung that would be a kill shot yur not recovering from"

You'd probably die, for sure, but you may have enough in you to turn around and fire a few rounds into your stabber. The amount of damage inflicted by a single stab wouldn't necessarily put you out immediately.