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April 23, 2009
10:00 PM
Cra-Z-Jake commented on:
Trailer Trash
Paint chips.
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April 09, 2009
April 08, 2009
3:14 PM
Cra-Z-Jake commented on:
WARNING: Far Cry 2 is still a broken game
You owned a Mustang? I own a 1959 Edsel. Oh look! That was a completely irrelevant statement by both of us! Turns out, the GR fellow who posted said scenario-example was referring to a 5-10% rate of failure in a car model, yes? So you had to work on a Mustang... whoopie. Change the oil in it or something? What the scenario was stating was that if 5-10% of a specific model had a serious problem (wheel falling off?), it wouldn't matter if the remaining 90-95% were fine. Same with the game mentioned. You may be able to complete it, but the 5-10% that do not are going to get rather annoyed by it.

Let's go back to the car, shall we? If the wheel of your car were to fall off - would you buy another model from that company? I sure wouldn't. If the game you thought would be awesome turns out to glitch like crazy - would you buy another from same developer? I doubt that, as well. To disclaim that the PlayStation 3 is flawless running this game is a huge misconception. Why would anyone make a game, let it work on "God's console of choice", and then give the bird to anyone who doesn't own said console? I believe your 'points' are very loose and could do with some tightening up.

Like others' have said, a glitch is not a "Let's f*ck with our gamers and make the game freeze.... here!" No. It is a hit-or-miss thing that only occurs if something specific happens. As it turns out, our target is an elephant and we're twenty meters away - much higher hit than miss rate. It's all just a matter of luck, really. If/when this word spreads to these peoples' friends (as I know I'll tell mine), their friends are going to be looking at the game shelf in a store thinking "Will this copy screw me over, or will it be a rare, non-glitched one?" No one wants that kind of thought going through them when they buy something! "Will this vehicle fall apart while I'm driving like I've heard, or will it be a decent vehicle?" There. I did another example for you.

This is my last paragraph! Woo! The only point in this one is fairly simple - If you try to argue with me, I'll be ignoring you. Just go back and play the console that Christ supposedly has given to you.

END TRANSMISSION
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February 19, 2009
3:13 AM
Cra-Z-Jake commented on:
The Bruce Lee Lookalikes Choir
Like I stated in the last Bruce Lee article, and I near-quote;

"The reason Bruce Lee is dead and Chuck Norris isn't is due to the fact that Chuck Norris is not yet ready to kick ass in the afterlife like Lee."

Close enough, anyways. There's my two bits of copper.
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February 18, 2009
11:16 PM
Cra-Z-Jake commented on:
The Bruce Lee Lookalikes Choir
Rather unfortunate.
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February 10, 2009
8:37 PM
Cra-Z-Jake commented on:
The 10 most pointless videogame subtitles ever
My only explanation as to why they used "World At War" is....

Since it's not just Europe, they decided to say "world"? If that's the case, I'm wondering why they didn't put "Call of Duty 3: Europe At War". Is it not self explanatory?
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7 months 1 day ago on Trailer Trash
Paint chips.
7 months 16 days ago on GR Asks: Why was Biohazard renamed Resident Evil?
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7 months 16 days ago on WARNING: Far Cry 2 is still a broken game
You owned a Mustang? I own a 1959 Edsel. Oh look! That was a completely irrelevant statement by both of us! Turns out, the GR fellow who posted said scenario-example was referring to a 5-10% rate of failure in a car model, yes? So you had to work on a Mustang... whoopie. Change the oil in it or something? What the scenario was stating was that if 5-10% of a specific model had a serious problem (wheel falling off?), it wouldn't matter if the remaining 90-95% were fine. Same with the game mentioned. You may be able to complete it, but the 5-10% that do not are going to get rather annoyed by it.

Let's go back to the car, shall we? If the wheel of your car were to fall off - would you buy another model from that company? I sure wouldn't. If the game you thought would be awesome turns out to glitch like crazy - would you buy another from same developer? I doubt that, as well. To disclaim that the PlayStation 3 is flawless running this game is a huge misconception. Why would anyone make a game, let it work on "God's console of choice", and then give the bird to anyone who doesn't own said console? I believe your 'points' are very loose and could do with some tightening up.

Like others' have said, a glitch is not a "Let's f*ck with our gamers and make the game freeze.... here!" No. It is a hit-or-miss thing that only occurs if something specific happens. As it turns out, our target is an elephant and we're twenty meters away - much higher hit than miss rate. It's all just a matter of luck, really. If/when this word spreads to these peoples' friends (as I know I'll tell mine), their friends are going to be looking at the game shelf in a store thinking "Will this copy screw me over, or will it be a rare, non-glitched one?" No one wants that kind of thought going through them when they buy something! "Will this vehicle fall apart while I'm driving like I've heard, or will it be a decent vehicle?" There. I did another example for you.

This is my last paragraph! Woo! The only point in this one is fairly simple - If you try to argue with me, I'll be ignoring you. Just go back and play the console that Christ supposedly has given to you.

END TRANSMISSION
9 months 6 days ago on The Bruce Lee Lookalikes Choir
Like I stated in the last Bruce Lee article, and I near-quote;

"The reason Bruce Lee is dead and Chuck Norris isn't is due to the fact that Chuck Norris is not yet ready to kick ass in the afterlife like Lee."

Close enough, anyways. There's my two bits of copper.
9 months 6 days ago on The Bruce Lee Lookalikes Choir
Rather unfortunate.