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December 02, 2009
11:39 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Cheat on your console
killzone and lbp was shit. mag is shit as well. and god of war will like all other GoW games, be mediocre at best.

i still love my ps3 though, and i went swinging a long time ago.
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11:31 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Rock Band vocal strategies
i meant lyrics of course.
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11:28 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Rock Band vocal strategies
i got my expert gold star in vocal trophy for Cannibal Corpse, and have gold starred 6 or so songs on expert.

i like to plug the microphone in, turn the sensitivity to full, and put it next to the speakers, so that i can have vocals while just playing guitar.
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November 26, 2009
5:32 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Dragon Age: Origins (PS3): Dragon Age: Origins
its good, but i enjoy the free-exploration of Oblivion and Fallout much more.

the world just seems too small and restricted. and during my first period in the castle (human nobleman), some of the loading screens told me that i had already explored 5% of the world.

the DLC is sort of forced upon you, quests that are DLC based shouldnt appear as quests before you have downloaded the DLC.

not exactly worthy of a nine. maybe a 7.5-8
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November 19, 2009
1:07 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Super Street Fighter IV (PS3): Super Street Fighter IV
unless charlie makes a return i wont be getting this game.
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November 11, 2009
7:06 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Modern Warfare 2 launch report
seems like online is down for PS3 users until friday... thats a slap in the face.
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6:54 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Modern Warfare 2 launch report
nadrewood: it ends the game, and whoever has the highest score wins. think if it as when the host left in CoD4.
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November 06, 2009
1:03 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
62 PSOne Classics we want on PSN
no Legend of Kartia?
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October 28, 2009
2:32 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
GamesRadar presents: Video Game Idol
i suppose this wasnt Cole Train's "kinda shit"
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October 08, 2009
10:52 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Thinking about buying a PSP Go? Read this first
you ARE getting 16GB. but there is a difference between how manufactors calculate GB and how your computer and other devices does. the differnce in these methods of calulation should be around 7%, but both are accepted.
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October 05, 2009
11:21 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
10 game ads that are horribly up their own ass
either way you look at it, Halo's ads are quality. nor would i call them "pompous" as they arent even really advertising the games.

the assassin's creed one is horrible too, making such a shitty game look so good should be illegal.
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10:34 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
12 fighters we'd like to see in Super Street Fighter IV
out of all those, guy is the only one i really wanna see in SFIV.

bring back charlie damnit! one of the be(a)st fighters in MvC.

captcha: blazonry nixes
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July 20, 2009
4:41 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
The one-star rated singers of SingStar
the second i dont think realized he was recording. unless he is a teenage girl and an avril lavigne(?) fan, my guess is he was playing with his daughter's singstar while she was away and she uploaded it. lol
children can be so cruel.

captcha: 42 liters

about the amount of beers that has to be consumed for this to sound good.
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12:48 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Most ruthlessly punishing indie games
Syoban Action is a bitch at first, but after completing it a couple of times and memorizing the traps its a breeze, really.
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July 16, 2009
1:10 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
The most hardcore image quiz of all time
the rules are poorly laid out as well. is it per game franchise, or outing? i se references to both FFVII and III. and more than one mario kart game. i also see 2 LBP. tho they count as two since they are so far apart? bah, im confused.
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12:02 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
The most hardcore image quiz of all time
practically impossible. lets just hope they give the prize to whoever is closest if noone is spot-on.

even if you spot hundreds there could be some obscure crap thats not really possible to solve.

i like the bleach one, and dead space, and half life and monkey ball and gears of war and... hell, theres just too many great ones. awesome contest, but totally evil.
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June 25, 2009
11:52 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
The Top 7... best games of 2009 (so far)
killzone 2 is well overrated. id give it a 7.
no replay value, online is mostly just chaos, and is completed very quickly.

i played the demo for red faction and decided to only buy it if found in a bargain-bin.

street fighter 4 is a good game, but also overrated. playing online is a bitch (everyone just spams tigerpunch with sagat, making fights boring), seth is the cheapest boss ever (i did beat arcade on hardest though, and he wasnt that much more of an ass there than he is on normal), but worst of all is that should you hope to do well in the game, you have to buy an arcade stick.
i will not shell out $100 for a peripheral that is usefull for only one game (VF5 and tekken works perfectly with regular pads).
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June 12, 2009
9:48 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Console codenames: before they were famous
isnt the 360's first GPU called Xenon, and then Falcon and now its the JASPER?
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June 08, 2009
8:36 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
E3 09: PSP Go revealed
theres nothing here that screams to me "you need this!"

a smaller screen is never good, but i can live with it.

no real improvements? thats not acceptable.

whats the batterylife though? thats very important to me at least.

recaptcha: other bother
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8:35 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
E3 09: Sony relaunches PSP with a superb game line-up
i wont be considering a purchase before i:

1) know whether or not there is a way for us to transfer games we own on UMD over for free.

2) know if its possible to download the games on my psp slim.

yes on both= no purchase
yes on 1, no on 2= swap the slim in
yes on 2, no on 1= no purchase
no on both= no purchase, fuck sony, psp boycott.
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8:32 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Tony Hawk: Ride (Xbox 360): E3 09: Why the hardcore should embrace Tony Hawk Ride
i doubt this will be any good.

it seems like a good idea for downhill racing, but kickflips and other flip tricks arent performed by actually flipping the board. but by what? placing your foot over some sensor?

and its a TH game for crying out loud, TH as in Tony Hawk.

even with the peripheral, i think Skate's analouge-flick will feel a hell of a lot more authentic and real than this will.
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May 28, 2009
1:49 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
E3 1995 - 2009 in video
"the stages will be based on famous battles that actually took place in ancient japan.
so here's this giant enemy crab..."

i laughed so hard...
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May 21, 2009
9:38 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Call of Duty: World at War - Death Card Guide
W@W is CoD 5, Modern Warfare 2 wont even be a Call of Duty game, IW is dropping the prefix alltogether.
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May 20, 2009
9:48 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
14 things you never expected to see in SingStar
number 9 really was a giant "WTF...?"

shame the wookie didnt boogie though
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8:51 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII (PSP): Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
damn it. Final Fantasy VII is available in the japanese PS store. playable on both ps3 and psp, for 1500 yen.

hope itll be available in the european PS store or the american one for that matter. as long as its made available in english.
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May 19, 2009
12:23 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (PS3): Exclusive in-game footage of Uncharted 2
he kinda looks like Lockergnome. o.O

reCAPTCHA: nicest commissioner. =_=
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May 18, 2009
11:01 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Which number is the best number?
DMC 3 isthe best game in the series, the first is awesome, the fourth is really good, and the second sucks giant, wet donkey balls. on my very first run-through of DMC 2 i used little more than, what, 3 hours.
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10:48 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
UFC 2009 Undisputed (Xbox 360): UFC 2009 Undisputed
played the shit out of the demo, gotten pretty good with shogun rua if i may say so myself. gonna play the shit out of this as well.
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10:24 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
9 worst types of gamer to have on your team
im a mute. the headset is never on though, im kinda shy... lol

every one is an effing lone-wolf. i cant believe how many times ive died in WaW and people i KNOW have second chance just stand there while i bleed out or just jumps over my last standing, dying ass. rarely do people even try to play as a team, everyones mentality is set to free-for-all...
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10:15 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
QOTW: What game do you always go back to?
well, im always increasing my game library, and have several games i havent really gotten to play yet. so there isnt much backtracking. but pokemon gold and kingdom hearts keeps me ever faithful.
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May 12, 2009
9:04 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Virtua Fighter 5 (PS3): Virtua Fighter 5
would "G Radar" happen to be you guys?
why make Lion look like shawn white is beyond me.
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8:41 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
The Top 7... game religions
well, the Unggoy and Kig-Yar dont really have much faith, they just joined becase they would be squashed otherwise.

the Jiralhaene i think mostly joined due to the technology. nerd rant over.
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May 08, 2009
3:50 PM
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11:31 AM
11:30 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
QOTW: What's your biggest hobby aside from gaming?
aside from gaming? HERECY!!
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May 07, 2009
9:01 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
The Top 7... gut-wrenching choices
i didnt nuke megaton, i still ended up as "evil incarnate."

megaton was simply too useful to nuke, so i killed that asshole instead. and his dead body lay over the table for over a day intil someone removed him. apparantly, NPC have no sense of smell.
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April 03, 2009
10:50 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
What's in a Tag?
i usually reference stuff i like. for instance a song, or a book.

in the past ive been using Abysmal Corpse, and am currently using Phantasmagorial. both are hinting towards songs i like.

my PSN is Eye-Licker, which yet again is a song from one of my fave bands.

i do this mainly to maybe get a reaction from someone who recognizes it, just to see. no one has yet. XD lol

Cernunnos is an ancient french god of hunting, a man with horns. it basically just means "the horned god."
though i took it from a character in my favourite series of books. :)
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March 31, 2009
8:16 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
10 reasons to hate every console
@drgnrbrn316:
GTA IV is far better than san andreas, if only GTA IV had the hydra (or any other plane) it would be perfect.

GTA IV coming to 360 WAS a fan-service. at that time, how many people owned ps3-s? and how many of those were likely to be GTA-fans? by making it multiplatform they made it accesible to more fans, much more fans.

MS dont buy exclusives to screw sony or its fans over, but to ensure the 360 a good line-up. seing as the sales for the ps3 would have most likely been halved had it not been for MGS4, everyone can see the power of good exclusives.

if anyone is evil, its sony. basically saying they want costumers to sell their kidney in order to afford a ps3, claiming it to be oh-so unique and then copying almost every aspect of the 360's functions with firmware updates.

the customers are number 1, which is WHY rockstar favoured the 360, it has bigger install base, hence more GTA fans (and money, of course).
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March 30, 2009
7:01 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
10 reasons to hate every console
the built-in wireless in ps3 is crap. with my wireless adapter for the 360 i get roughly 75% signal strength, with the ps3 its 50.

there are just as many assholes on PSN, only difference is that there it seems to be more in the elitism and snobbery direction.

its good that MS buys exclusives, how the hell is it bad?

captcha: broken dell. take that, pc gamers!!!
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March 27, 2009
12:25 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Final Fantasy XII (PS2): Final Fantasy XII
god i hate this game. this and FFX-2 almost ruins the series.

the pseudo-mmo crap combat system is appaling. the story isnt anywhere as good as IV, VII, IX and X. the characters arent half as memorable or likeable. it has no personality, none.

id give it a 5. bah.
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12:15 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII (PSP): Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
"(DMW) - a roulette wheel on the left side of the screen that's almost always moving, stops randomly and displays the faces of..."

wrong. the wheel stops when the same face appears on both sides of the dmw during combat.
other than that, great review, agree almost completely.

i do prefer turn-based, and i was a little dissapointed that it wasnt the remake i first thought it was when i heard about it, but i simply love it.

and while i usually hate any RPG combat that isnt turn-based (like FFXII's horrible pseudo-MMO crap), i genuinly liked this one.

good going Square.

(i hope the inevitable FFVII remake will be for PSP, not ps3. i have a feeling that game would work absolutely great on a PSP.)
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11:32 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
100 reasons fanboys hate RPGs
haha, gamesradar cant hate rpgs, they fluffed it. all in all i think there were more like 85. lol

i like the reading part of RPGs, and turn-based combat is the best there is, not the pseudo-mmo-crap from FFXII, but from FFX (not the time-restricted turn-based one from earlier FFs either, that sucks too.)
i love what theyve done with crisis core though.

the spheregrid was king, allowing for deeper customisation of skills than before.

grinding is such a bitch, innit?

Captcha: Goldstein savings (a little anti-semetic there, 'dar?)
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11:23 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
The games we hate to love
the harry potter games are equally bad compared to the movies, as the movies are compared to the books. a lot. which makes sense really.
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8:15 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Secrets of the Modern Warfare 2 teaser revealed
i dont think the teddy bear is used for anything. children's toys are used as a tool to make the ramafications of war stand out. its used to make people realise how horrible war is. and its not just teddy bears, although they and dolls are most commonly used.

cant wait for this, especially the MP.
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March 26, 2009
10:44 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
Beloved games we hate
people can choose not to like Halo, but saying the story is bad is a decleration of having downs syndrome. halo's story is up there with Deus Ex, System Shock 2 and definately Half Life 2.

Halo's story is one of the biggest in gaming history, its bigger than LoTR.
CoD's(assuming meaning MW) story was like a bad, bad tom clancy novel and the only good part about it was Cpt. Price. luckilly the online MP was extremely good.


World of Warcraft sucks, why play a game that plays itself?
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March 25, 2009
2:50 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
Revealed: the games your girlfriend HATES
my girlfriend hates my 360 and ps3 in general, im afraid to leave her alone with them because she will, i repeat, WILL torch my babies. it scares me, really.

only games she likes are god of war and silent hill.
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8:29 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
What lifestyle gaming pics looked like in the 70s
@Monkey: you racist bastard! so all black people look alike, huh? next you'll be saying that that asian chick looked like Hideo Kojima...

nah just kidding, that was my first thought too. the samuel l jackson, not kojima (though that would be way too many people's wet dream).

was it just me or did those two siblings who shared "special love" look a little... odd. maybe their dad/uncle and mom/aunt did as well. hur-hur
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March 21, 2009
1:50 PM
Cernunnos commented on:
The best and worst game promo T-shirts
i take the lost and damned and bioshock shirt any day!

i only have 2 gaming t-shirts; a brown one with the picture of the coinboxes from early mario, subtitled "i'd hit that."

and a black one which says "press (picture of the X on a 360 controller) to pick up." boy did i stop wearing that last one when i figured out it was a girls shirt. =_=
damnit
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March 20, 2009
7:34 AM
Cernunnos commented on:
23 amazing game soundtracks you don't remember
no love for Devil May Cry 3? aww :(
i really felt that that music accompanied the game so well.
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