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8 months, 2 weeks ago Stunning Portal fan-film is sweeter, sadder, and funnier than a box of depressed unicorns. Watch immediately
@TheHungryLemur: no, it's definitely before Portal 2, I'm not sure whether it's before or after the original (I never played it). But I think it's after, since she has the portal gun (excellent way to scratch your back!).

In the last 2 years, I think there's been 3 films that I've liked. Hollywood's becoming less about the art and more about the money every day; so is gaming, for that matter, but we're still in the early years yet.

Soon there won't be a damn form of entertainment left. Movies, games, music, hell even porn's going downhill.

Oh well, it doesn't matter; there'll be a shit storm once the oil runs out anyway (thank you, last generation!). The water table's dropping like a stone too, and the economy is designed to be teetering over the edge constantly. And what will the human race's response be? To fucking fight. Of course, it'll bring the population down, but if it goes nuclear, we're fucked.

Ah well, Duke Nukem's coming out in a couple of weeks. Stay positive, right?

Also, what happened to those wind-up chattering teeth? I haven't seen them in years.
8 months, 3 weeks ago Valve kicks off Portal 2 Summer Mapping Initiative competition
But the PS3 doesn't get custom maps. That's what the customers care about. That and new content for the brilliant, but ultimately short campaign (I know most games are short, but my mind's still back in the days of the PS2).

And the Turret Opera. That's just beautiful.

Also, New Scientist reported recently that ReCaptcha can be bypassed by computer, so can we get rid of it now? It's got to the point where you have to search for one that's legible; honestly, it's worse than my handwriting, which is on par with a (unusually smart) spider's.
9 months ago 29 bloody scary things that have chased us in games
How about those adverts on this site? They seem to be chasing us, and they're fucking scary.
9 months, 2 weeks ago New Tomb Raider movie gets Iron Man writers. Olivia Wilde denies rumors that she’s the next Lara Croft
I'd like to add that if she ever gets a part in a game, it must have a nude cheat. It's a bit pervy, yes, but I doubt you'd hear many men complaining. Or saying anything for that matter.
9 months, 3 weeks ago 55 things we hate about our favorite games
My god...

GR uses IE! Caught with your pants down, eh?

I CAN'T READ THE RECAPTCHA! AAARGH!
9 months, 3 weeks ago Harmonix CEO pledges support for disabled gamers
Well, they might as well have something to do while they're sitting on their arses doing nothing.

I'm not a discriminator, I dislike everyone equally. Well, I do like myself. I guess that means I discriminate against myself as the minority.
9 months, 3 weeks ago 5 reasons to hate Metal Gear Solid
Why is the fact that you can skip cutscenes so overlooked? I mean, come on!

Also, MGS4 is my favourite PS3 game. And MGS1 my favourite PS1 game. And MGS2 my 5th favourite PS2 game. I never played MGS3.

I like the MGS games. Probably why my CVG ID is Gaseous Snake (it's what Solidus should have been called).
9 months, 3 weeks ago The Top 7... Things we hate about modern gaming
Agreed, GR, agreed.

This Recaptcha is illegible. It's getting ridiculous.
9 months, 3 weeks ago Portal 2 would have contained a wall-walking gel were it not so nauseating
"wow way to make it even more obvious that they was basicly copying TAG: the power of paint"

They hired the developers of TAG to help them; it wasn't copied, it was TAG.

I think they should add it as DLC, because I think that'd be fantastic. I'd happily just stay at hope, playing Portal, and puking in a bucket. Probably be lethal for bulimics though.

GET RID OF THIS FUCKING RECAPTCHA