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August 12, 2009
6:08 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
The most accurate/inaccurate comic book games
I would play a beat 'em up based on Blackest Night, the current DC event. Blackest Night is basically: Black Lantern rings are given to dead people (Mostly superheroes), making them intelligent zombies. Fighting zombie superheroes would be so awesome.
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August 02, 2009
5:01 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
Comic-Con 2009: 5 most important missed stories
As long as Scott Pilgrim's game goes into every genre possible, I'm in.
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July 21, 2009
7:26 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
The Top 7... evil corporations
What about RED and BLU from TF2? Both own half the world each.
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July 18, 2009
3:05 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
How to Survive a Zombie Invasion
I would just grab as many metal baseball bats as possible and carry them in a backpack. Also, any shovels I can find in the garage.

Recaptcha: dolphins 117
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July 07, 2009
4:52 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
If video game characters were Pokemon
The Dreamcast game ChuChu Rocket.
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July 04, 2009
2:54 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
The World Ends With You (DS): The World Ends With You
The Music is awesome, the art style is awesome, the combat is awesome- Hell, is there anything about it that ISN'T awesome?!
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June 10, 2009
3:41 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
E3 09: GamesRadar's E3 2009 awards
What about Scribblenauts? That looked freakin' awesome.

Proof: GOD VS. KRAKEN (At the end):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTEUbtgpIgo&feature=channel_page
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June 08, 2009
8:36 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
E3 09: Nintendo Press Conference
The Metroid I know was this: You alone, on one planet, without help, in a dark, cold, dreary setting... Fighting the WHOLE planet, discovering forgotten relics, powering yourself up many times and destroying the menace. Also, getting the hell out of there when the self-destruct starts counting down.

What is this? I know it's a prequel, but really?
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8:36 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
E3 09: Microsoft Press Conference
Hoo boy, MW2. I can hear all the IW fanboys cheer in their prepubescent, glass-shattering voices.
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8:35 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
E3 09: Nintendo Press Conference
Sweet Cthulhu, what the hell did they due to Samus?! A BOUNTY HUNTER should not have time for makeup or hairstyling, IMO.
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8:35 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
E3 09: Where are the missing games?
I'm still hoping for Metroid Dread.
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8:33 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
E3 09: Microsoft Press Conference
IW is releasing two (2) map pakcs before the game is even out. And they will cost money. Are they retarded? Why not include them IN THE GAME. Do they just want more money?
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8:31 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
E3 09: Microsoft Press Conference
IW is releasing two (2) map pakcs before the game is even out. And they will cost money. Are they retarded? Why not include them IN THE GAME. Do they just want more money?
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May 25, 2009
8:39 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
The Top 7... games we want announced at E3 2009
How about Rainbow Six: River City? The various street gangs have gotten their hands on some surprisingly powerful tech, and the Rainbow team needs to infiltrate and take out the supplier and its kingpin, Slick. Locations such as shoe shops, diners, sushi bars, spas and parks. A couple of BARFs here and there when you shoot a punk in the stomach, and it'd be all set.
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May 23, 2009
2:50 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
The 50 most overlooked games of this generation
There was a last-gen game I really like called Breakdown. First-Person, all the way through the game. It takes it more in-depth than most, allowing you to grab onto ledges, making you reach out and pick up/open/use things, and some pretty awesome 1st person hand to combat.
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May 10, 2009
9:58 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
Gamings most memorable epidemics
Ugh, typhoid was what killed me the most on the 'Trail. Maybe that 5000 pounds of animal meat I shot had to do with it....
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April 25, 2009
5:47 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
How BioShock 2 will be better than the first
Like a lotta people before me, I despise escort missions. I just hope it doesn't become one. I also hope that little yellow meter in the bottom left isn't a Little Sister life bar...
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5:23 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
12 games you might never play
I don't give a crap about Pit or Kid Icarus, I want Metroid Dread and a new Mach Rider.
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April 19, 2009
3:24 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
MadWorld (Wii): The (un)funniest games of March
The commentators are announcers for an insanely over-the-top bloodsport/gameshow. I think they have the right to be as immature as they want.
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12:44 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
The Top 7 villains that never stay dead
I know he was only in one game, but [MADWORLD SPOILERS BELOW]
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The Black Baron (stop starin') should at least have been an honorable mention. I mean, he comes back HOW many times after being killed by his, er, "employee"? Fighting him as the final boss, and Man-Darting him was pretty frikkin' awesome.
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March 29, 2009
10:24 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
Secrets of the Modern Warfare 2 teaser revealed
A teddy Bear with C4 in it would make an awesome multiplayer perk.
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March 08, 2009
8:21 PM
February 25, 2009
12:37 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
Dante's Inferno (Xbox 360): Why Dante's Inferno will eviscerate God of War
Looks like it's gonna be pretty badass. Can't wait for it.
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February 24, 2009
11:56 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
Call of Duty: World at War (Xbox 360): Call of Duty: World at War
I love how they added the gore. Makes it more realistic, no? Seeing a soldier in a landing craft getting a chunk of his skull blown off, dismemberment from a bouncing betty, watching Japanese soldiers crawl away legless from a rocket strike, watching Nazi soldiers being burned alive, and a stream of blood as your knife leaves someones body. Treyarch really went out of the way to show us the true horrors of war.
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11:25 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
Death by the Decade: The evolution of dying in games
How could you forget Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth? If you witness too many horrifying events/things, your character will start to go insane, seeing and hearing things that aren't there. Eventually, it gets so bad that, when you pull a weapon out, your character kills himself.

Not to mention at the beginning of the game, in the Arkham Asylum. After you finish writing in a journal, you hang yourself.
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January 14, 2009
6:17 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
Destroying controllers in slow-motion
You guys needed to stab a stylus through a DS Lite's touch screen.
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5:16 AM
BurntToShreds commented on:
WTF Flash Games
I think the game is supposed to parody that, with him looking all badass.
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January 01, 2009
7:57 PM
BurntToShreds commented on:
25 Annoying Things About Non-Gamers
You forgot when people ask you to pause when you're playing WoW/Team Fortress 2/any online game.
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