Great article! But you left out Gaz, who is arguably just as badass as Captain Price

That's a good point, AA95mp. I am a Roman Catholic myself, and even though I am the farthest thing from devout, hearing that fucking cunt maggot whore talk about how God hates us and how we're all going to hell pisses me off to no end. I was always taught that God loves us and unless you do something to seriously piss him off you're in pretty good shape. The thing I've realized about her and the WBC is that everybody, and I mean everybody, hates them. RIch, poor, Democrat, Republican, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, atheist, black, white, Mexican, Asian, European, and just about everybody who isn't a member of the WBC hates its fucking guts. It really is a shame that people like Phelps-Roper exist in the world, but I do love having a punching bag.

What a fucking bitch. I've heard of the WBC and all their bullshit before but I didn't think they were THAT fucked up. Chris, I respected you before but now I have an entirely new level of respect for you for putting up with that psychotic bitch. You also have my sympathy for having to talk to her. That shit-eating motherfucker gives Christians a bad name. She is nothing but a hateful, racist, homophobic bitch who should die in the most painful way possible. Every time I hear any of that bullshit that comes out of her stupid bitchy fucking mouth it makes me sick to my stomach. Honestly, who the fuck looks forward to the apocalypse? On that note, however, I would love to see her go to Rapture and get her faced ripped off by some crazy Splicer. That way she would not only be dead but less ugly. I also feel sorry as hell for her eleven children, but I'm sure they've bought into all that bullshit as well so my sympathy only goes so far. Did I mention that she should die like the fucking bitch she is?

Wow. I don't think I've ever ranted like that about anyone, but it felt good. Great job, Chris, and I hope for your sake you never have to talk to her again.

The Wii. I hate it.

Out-fucking-standing! One small thing, though. Last week, in Episode 63, Chris incorrectly stated that The Lion King is the highest grossing movie of all time. That honor actually belongs to Titanic.