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November 20, 2009
11:58 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The 7 most beautifully animated 2D games
of course it's our fault. i mean. who buys videogames to play with their knobs... *cough* xtreme volleyball *cough*
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10:21 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The secret shops of Akihabara
i agree with souleater... what happens if you WIN that rock/paper/scissors game oO?
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November 17, 2009
6:24 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Left 4 Dead 2 (Xbox 360): Left 4 Dead 2
said it once and i'm saying it again... what about the aiming? for an fps it seemed kinda... not up there.

Then again i only played the DEMO so... ya.
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November 07, 2009
4:44 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Left 4 Dead 2 - Easter eggs and details
idk why people like this kind of games... this is supposed to be the improved version... and...dude. the aiming sucks... i guess they'd wanna make you think that since they're civilians they don't necessarily aim as well as a ct... but dude... seriously. for an fps, i was oh so very disappoint about that x(

then again... this is an xbox game, where dealing with kiddies who kill your character just for fun is ok. it's only a plus that you get to listen to their awesome vocab while you're at it uh.

but ya...idk what's so special about this game
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August 28, 2009
7:23 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Trailer Trash 16
luls. straygator is correct.

and mittenz, i only thought of THAT watching THIS trailer. It never occurred to me that ya... these dudes that would/could survive that long WOULD BE the most violent, experienced, calculative KILLERS on that face of the plane, that would be released on to society xD.

However, we all know that, like gmbc says, they're not supposed to last that long. It's THE plot of the movie. Runner, Death Race... all those remakes should've taught the plots by now x)
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August 26, 2009
4:27 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Star Wars: The Old Republic (PC): GC 09: Star Wars: The Old Republic - hands-on
why do people keep comparing the options system to mass effect... if anything mass effect copied the style from KOTOR... i think.

will DEFINITELY spend money on this game tho, IF my computer can handle it.
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4:12 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The Top 7... trendy game-design crutches
oh, em, GEE. you dissing on MAG before it's even out? how dare YOU!...

then again, i'm praising it before it's even out, so we're both asses.
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August 21, 2009
2:11 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
iPhone apps for anime fans
gasp.

isn't mezzo hentai? unless... that mezzo forte hentai thing was just the parody version... idk... or care

who owns i-phones on the site anyway? Besides elitist article writers i mean.
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August 19, 2009
11:26 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Neuromancer: 25 years later
commenting, just so i don't lose track of article. still haven't gotten past page 2 xD
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11:24 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
VIDEO: PS3 Slim unboxing!
You can see MIKELZ FACE OF DISGUST when he holds it. It's like he only has love for his beloved M$.


...


luls
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11:20 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
12 things you didn't know about the PS3 Slim
i'm getting a second ps3 for sure. BC is always a downer, but by now, most everyone is gotten over it. I was big on BC, spend 450 on getting a software compatible, and ended up not using any ps2 games for the LOOONGEST while. Hell, Oblivion alone is a time consumer. And that game is old as fuck.

As for not having a power off thingy... that sucks, i have everything in my room, so all those standby leds light up the room even when the lights are out.
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August 18, 2009
6:11 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
GC 09: Sony gamescom conference
I am 12 years old, and what is this?

...


Really? There is a ps3 slim and a 100 mark down on ps3s? i think someone be kidding!
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August 14, 2009
6:14 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
How to play World of Warcraft properly
yeah, i thought i had fun for a while on their 10 day trial... i immediately withdrew and never touched the game again.

...

Through the "official" servers i mean.
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5:26 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Trailer Trash 15
Harvey Birdman??? DOOD. No wonder Yahtzee is so pissed at the wii.

As for the custom 3d maker. Hahahaha. That commercial is not trash, that's just catering to the only audience that will buy that game xD

slow mo deathmatch= wtf. kinda funny, but not really. i preffer GRs antics.
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August 13, 2009
6:03 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Gaming's most incestuous soundtracks
@Mechgyver Such a potty mouth...

also... dayum, that guy who has his tune hidden on a shitload of games? hahahah he PWNS. EVERYBODY. i mean, how many did know about this? and how many have found ALL? This guy played us all ... and played us good.
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August 11, 2009
5:23 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The Top 7... sexy text adventures
I think Mittenz has the right idea of how sexy text-only games would be today.
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August 10, 2009
6:14 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Officers (PC): Officers
i think he just did... what matters is, would there be anybody who gives a crap about his first?
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August 09, 2009
6:45 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The worst things a gamer can say to their girlfriend
The "get out of the way" one is usually what happens when FAMILY is around. But saying that to your mum has the same effect as if it was your gf... i would assume x)
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August 04, 2009
6:54 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Online gaming's dirtiest tricks
holy crap, i never thought ANY games related website would ever publish ANYTHING to do with my beloved FIRST MMO experience which is TIBIA.

Indeed, cheaters, bots, and gold farmers messed up the game real bad, but for those that still linger, hotdamn it was the shit.

As for the hidden league, holy shit, those guys are the PWNT!!!
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August 01, 2009
9:23 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
A brief history of cheats
i remember when i used to know GR as CHEATPLANET. It was glorious back then, and it has grown (absorbed?) into gloriousness when GR took control of the mast.
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July 30, 2009
8:38 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Games invade gifs
zombie JESUS, i hadn't noticed how ANNOYING AS HELL is that cyberninja ass. Griefer's could learn from him.

Also... that blue shots is MENTAL. How DO you turn them flames OFF? xD

And my favorite one is the sumo wrestler's one.
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July 23, 2009
3:05 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
24 hour gaming marathon
lol, join for the afterwards orgy xD if lizzy is sleep depraved enough. lulz
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July 21, 2009
10:03 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The Top 7... evil corporations
it's a shame my comment will be lost on the sea on comments. but. if there's any evil companies in the world is those manga companies in japan. They overwork their artists SO freaking bad. And then i'm not sure if it's only SOME that get benefited from the manga's videogame series, or even the animes that sprung from it.

Other than that. I lol'd at the article. President Shinra ftw.
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July 18, 2009
11:24 AM
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July 17, 2009
1:05 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
QOTW: What was the first movie game that made you hate movie games?
and i just realized i wrote my post on a DIFFERENT subject. It's what i get for reading hastily thru the QOTW. AFTER checking out your 5 worst things about Legend of Chun-Li movie...

i facepalm at myself *facepalm*
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1:02 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
QOTW: What was the first movie game that made you hate movie games?
Super Mario Bros movie. It sucked big time for me when i watched it.(about 7-8yrs old) Small heads were weird instead of funny to me back then too. I was just wondering WHERE'S MY SPIKY DINOSAUR/TURTLE BAD BOSS BOWSER! And what is it with GUNS? Bowser had cannons that shoot evil cannonballs, not GUNS. The whole movie was a complete wtf experience and ever since i dont' think i've bothered to check videogame movies. Except for DOA, cuz of the mandatory boobage/pantie shots. ;)
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12:56 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The 5 worst things about Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
lol at the flamewar. I'd post that winning an argument on the internet is like winning the special olympics joke... but i don't really feel like it.

Also... holy hotdamnmotherfreaking shit batman!. I'm SO glad i THOUGHT the movie would be crap. and that you guys actually WATCHED IT so i wouldn't have to. x)

Nice review indeed. But... i'm wondering now... is there ANYBODY who liked the movie? (any gamer that is)
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July 16, 2009
12:24 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The 40 most repeated game quotes
I can't believe you guys didn't compare the "War... war never changes" line to the beginning lines of MGS4... where they state otherwise.
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July 15, 2009
7:32 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
New York City: As seen in videogames!
@grbuttercup

you had to "hoof it" uh? poor YOU and your sensible... hooves. purebred my arse, you sound like a pureMARE!
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7:25 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The Pikmin Suicides
@solidsnake555

spoken like a TRUE FAIL. Next time get first so you don't have to read OTHER people's first.
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7:21 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Grand Theft Auto IV (PS3): 50 ways to die in Grand Theft Auto IV
stroypa you whiny bitch, you were still entertained, weren't you?

Besides, if you fall of a helicopter and land on a TRAIN, it definitely sounds different than falling on pavement. Thus, another kind of death.

The editing tho... holy shit you guys. That must've taken some time to do that. xD 3 Thumbs up for that!
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7:12 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Get into Dragonica Online closed beta
no, thank YOU guys for letting us have a taste at this game. Granted, i could feel the grind at lvl 15, but an mmo with combos? Dood, it rocked hard those 2 days i played x)
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July 13, 2009
6:56 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Top 7... Definitive MGS moments
I don't know why everyone hates on the cutscenes. I be loving them. And... you're right, i did notice the lack of them on MGS3, but they said "fuck it, it's our game" on MGS4 uh>? xD glad they went that way.

In any case, this be a good read. ;)
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6:31 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The Top 7... badass old folks
if grandparents were willing to give a fuck about videogames AND played them. The world would be a better place. Full of hardcore grandmas and hardcore grandpas.
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6:24 PM
July 12, 2009
4:52 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Top 10 cover athletes with criminal records
Stone Cold Criminal... hahahahhaa. Pure fucking genious.
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4:51 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Gaming's greatest ex-cons
rappers no one was surprised about them. Wrestlers tho? i thought their soap operas wore them down enough to keep them quiet in real life. I guess them steroids do make you think retarded thoughts. xD
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July 11, 2009
1:50 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Get into Dragonica Online closed beta
as always, i miss the "good game"'s closed betas. ='( (maybe, i'll find out monday oO?)
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July 10, 2009
11:26 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Would YOU date a game character?
it's called NOOBness. People 40 and over are more likely to aquire this condition, and it takes weeks, sometimes months of experience and understanding that IT'S A FREAKING PORN/FAKE BOT! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT SEE IT, (MUM,DAD,GRANDMA!)
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11:20 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Dragon Age: Origins (Xbox 360): Dragon Age: Origins isn't as bad as its E3 trailer looks
I saw the hands on review at G4 and the guy tried to compare/complain that inventory boxes didn't look like WoW enough.

Did you guys have problems making sense of your equips? And, OF COURSE KIDS LOVE MARILYN MANSON. That is... twenteen atheist, smartypants, dopeheads, arrogant, selfish twenteen kids that is. I don't see how that music was wrong. I've read SO many people bitching about it, but really. It's just there to emphasize the kickassery. Kinda like when the spartans had that heavy metal riff on the second day/wave of persians against them. Any of you remember that scene? xD

Anywho, this game is gonna ROCK so bad, it doesn't matter anyway!
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7:59 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The Punisher: No Mercy (PS3): The Punisher: No Mercy
i thought it looked badass. then i saw it being sold at 10 bucks... and i was like wtf? THEN i read the reviews... and i laughed. hard.
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July 09, 2009
11:53 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Trailer Trash 11
Who the fuck buys fishing games?

I had assumed fishing was for the "country" folk, who don't give a shit about "electronic fancy schmanchy" videogames, when they could actually do it in real life. Besides... isn't fishing a great excuse for white males to get tanned? oO?
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11:42 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
PC (PC): The Top 7... Unsexy Femme Fatales
who the hell minds thongs anyway? And... like a comment above, hadn't even heard of most of these ladies. Still a pretty entertaining read x)
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12:45 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Games that would be better with a Mature rating
Not into unnecessary gore. So id' avoid the Trauma Game. Everything else would be a HOTT game, that would sell as... hot pancakes. xD Damn, too much hotness.
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July 07, 2009
6:18 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Star Wars: The Old Republic (PC): Star Wars: The Old Republic – hands-on
yeah joe f ugly, thanks for stealing CAD's joke!


other than that... MAG, and THIS mmo seem the most likely culprits of my renewed lack of social interaction for the next couple of years.
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5:56 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
If video game characters were Pokemon
I choose YOU SOLID SNAKE! hahahahahaha you guys are the sizzle!
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5:50 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The Top 7 sexy horses every stud should ride
Obviously, i did choose to write "YOU'RE" when i clearly meant "Your". It has nothing to do with the fact of me still suffering of after-chuckles.
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5:46 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
The Top 7 sexy horses every stud should ride
I couldn't read more than a sentence at a time because i was LAUGHING MY ASS OFF the whole time. You're genius goes above fucking awesome and in to the limits of PWNT. What is pwnt you ask? Richard Dawkins of course.
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July 02, 2009
7:57 PM
AnonymouZ commented on:
What are the favourite 'types' of people used on video game box-art?
"pretty sure it just means prototype is the most generic cliched boxart"

i ditto this.
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July 01, 2009
2:24 AM
AnonymouZ commented on:
Ninja Gaiden 2 Sigma (PS3): Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 cuts back on gore
@norid

how do ninjas keep attacking the same guy, in waves, after waves, after waves, after waves, after waves and he never dies/they never fail to show up?
Why is there magic in the game, when i can't really perform a kamehameha? oh wait... i got it...
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