How about:

Parent: I never sat around playing games when I was a kid.
Me: No, you either STOOD around or had me at 17.
Parent: 0.o...
Me: *smiles*
Parent: *walks off to watch tv"

If you ask me, night vision like that is just wrong. It is cheating, and not in a "haha let's see YOU blow up the entire world" kind of way but in a dirty not good kind of way. Those levels are meant to be hard as hell because they were dark.

Stuff that you can pick up, but has little to no value. From 8-bit coins to rusty cans. I mean you just HAVE to grab that stuff for no reason. Bethesda I am most definitely talking to you. What the hell am I supposed to do with these books? It's bad enough that I am nerd enough to read n real life but to read in a VIDEO GAME? That's bad. And you got freaking porno novels in Oblivion. I actually tried to collect those just to say that I had all the porn in Oblivion. And I should at least be able to stab somebody with this fork I picked up. Or eat with it. I'm hungry.

Smoking cannot kill you. Ask hobbits. Bilbo smoked almost his whole life and lived past his eleventy-and-first birthday.

Yeah, this looks hawesome. I honestly didn't like Red Dead Revolver, but I still think I will pick this up in a year. This looks more like Gun than Red Dead Revolver, though. And Gun was cool. Holy oh my bejesus you guy wanna know what would be so cool?!? To have only one name! Like Aristotle or Constantine. Or Cher! I should so name one of my kids Janisjay! No last name or anything. Just Janisjay. And yes, that is after Janis Joplin. Who would like to do a song of great social and political import! Kay I'm done now.

Stumbling across the internets. I love Stumble Upon. I also hate it for being so addicting. For those of you who don't know. Stumble Upon is a Firefox add-on that you fill out a form for and it jumps you to sites you might like.

ReCaptcha:groan 000

Can any one give me a Bethesda?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



Captcha: for turned

"but nobody is playing Red and Blue anymore." Whatever. I mean people must be because i have not been able to find it anywhere. and I've looked. BECAUSE I WANT TO PLAY IT AGAIN.

captcha: than carpeted

the swastika is wrong in the adolf hitler pic

(star wars sucked too, i spent two weeks on that one part)

captcha: Davison holiday

blue shell...memories...GO AWAY! STUPPID VOCIES GO AWAY!

(captcha: Ford Protos

I HAVE TO BUY A PORTABLE N64!!!!!please

I haven't played this yet, but it seems to be a great game for a DS war game. If it had been compared to other DS shooters it probably would have scored higher. The problem was that they compared it to things like on the 360 or PS3. Otherwise it probably would have scored more like an 8.

Crap. I'm still going to have to buy this anyway (just for the series [I mean seriously I'm buying Big Willy Unleashed and I don't even have a Wii]) and it is going to be crap. CCCRRRRYYYYPPPTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!

(stupid captcha)

Just imagine....


Playing any war game through xbox live

comeoncomeoncomeon....YEAH!
(throws controller down and starts doing the cabbage patch)
WHO DA DUBYA?!? WHO DA DUBYA?!?
I WON THE WAR! I WON THE WAR!
yea--
WHATS DAT? WHATS DAT LITTLE MAN?
I said yeah the virtual war...but what about the real one?
..........................aww crap
(throws head set down and stomps off)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(ROFLLHAO)

I WANT ONE OF THOSE GAMEWATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oops caps lock

do you have any recommendations for mac users????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

You forgot the guy from Dead Or Alive. Can't remember his name.

Stupid Captcha!!!!!!!!!!

How about

If someone seems to be a friend he is an enemy, and vice-versa.

or

Shooting an enemy in the leg twice will kill him. HOWEVER unleashing 15 shotgun shells, 30 Uzi clips, 30 6-shot revolver rounds, 2 missles. 5 frag grenades, and 1 landmine on a buddy will not kill him.

You know what's funny? Back then, we had sucky graphics, almost no online, systems as big as the tv (literally), and touchy controls. But we still didn't complain. Now you have all these fancy high-tech quality games, and you have these little kids complaining. Everytime I hear one complaining I make them try Pitfall or Centipede. They hate it. I don't see why they were both perfectly good games. Stupids.