@oppool
i'm just going to counter-act that with something simple, something your tiny mind will understand.

FUCK
YOU
GET
OFF

@oppoool

fuck you

I would love to have a partner at another building right by me and we would both jump off at the same time and take out two at once... badass.

A Krogan from Mass Effect.

NICE.

Lovin' the new Harley Quinn,
and it's nice to see the bad guys have more variety of character models!

Can't wait! :)

*Faps a mountain*

NCR. Love that badass armor.

*SPOILER ALERT*
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*SPOILER ALERT FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION*










Well, in Red Dead Redemption, before John dies in the end, you can do a secret stranger mission in which you go to exactly where John's grave will be in the end, you will find a strange man there. He calls the exact area where the grave is (or is it where he dies? I can't remember.) an interesting spot. After a while, after doing missions that deal with morality for the man, John comes back and continues asking questions about who the man is. Finally, John gets pissed at him not answering, pulls out his pistol, says, "DAMN YOU!!" and shoots the man. Miraculously, the man survives and doesn't feel a thing. To John saying "Damn you", he says, "Most people do."


People think that he is either an immortal zombie,Death, or Satan. Only few people think he is God, because the man said that most people damned him.

Not exactly a zombie, but I would call it that.

Jenny?
Jennifer?
Darkness...
Rick?
Jackie?
They both have 'ck'.

Sex with sunglasses on is the only way to roll, man.

@Vitoruss1 (if I spelled that right)

There are actually THREE ways Ethan can die.
One is, if you don't save Shaun and have sex with Madison. You'll have a cutscene where Ethan pulls out a gun and puts a bullet through his head right infront of Madison.

Next one, in Ethan's house, he can shoot himself in the head without Madison.

Last one, if he's arrested, he hangs himself in his jail cell.

When I tried this, my horse ran in the way and got splattered while somehow the woman. Disappeared. On the second play I couldn't set her down and got splattered. This game is a gltich haven, but still awesome.

You dumbasses. America calls it soccer. Other places call it football. Yes, bluscorp, this is FOOTBALL.

And besides, this article was made by a person from the UK.

I'm so going to be a gambling bastard when I play this, and when I lose at something, I'm going to fuck up the competitor.

I HAVE to get Heavy Rain.

RECAPTCHA: verbose United

True Crime: Pony Journey
( WTF?! )
Incredible Car Punch-Out!!
( Sort of reminds me of a bonus stage... it's in the back of my head... )
Horrifying Juggalo Smackdown
( That'll teach those damn greasers! )
Def Jam Bowling Girl
( Yaw'l, dis champion be a Bow'in girl, she loves mah crib, ain't dat right, ya hookah? )

Yoshi's Crowbar Frenzy...

WHUT THE FUCK

This is personally my favorite. I don't care if EVA looks so unappealing in MGS4, because I'm going to pretend that all the others never happened. FUCKING SCREW YOU SOLID, MAKE WAY FOR NAKED SNAKE! YOU JUST GOT SERVED! I hope I don't look too much like a retard. I just had to do it.

I like it but what is with the blood coming out of the grass when you shoot it? Still a good game.

ReCAPTCHA: bugged her
Bugged 'er? I hardly even knew 'er!

And I forgot the "n"...